Jixby

[mburbank]

Jixby;
Jixby Phillips.
What kind of kids like Jixby Phillips?
Fat Kids, Skinny Kids
Kids that climb on rocks,
Tough Kids, Sissy Kids
even kids wirh HUGE HAMMER WOUNDS RIGHT IN THEIR FACES!!

[Les Waste]

"Faces" doesn't rhyme with "rocks." :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Jixby Phillips]

HEY YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF COMMERCIALS :eek :eek :eek

[mburbank]

wait if I can't then how... I just...


STOP FUCKING WITH MY HEAD! I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT NOW AND I'M AT WORK, THANKS A FUCKING LOT!

[Les Waste]

That's what you get for drinking at work. >:

[mburbank]

Drinking has cured me of my sobriety

[Spooky]

Hostility is a karma-boomerang, childrens.

[FS]

AND THAT'S A TRUE STORY.

[Jixby Phillips]

Everyone in this thread is a geek :lol

[FartinMowler]

Are Max and Jixby squash partners? Not that I have anything against squash.

[Jixby Phillips]

is your face and my fist best friends because I sure see them hanging out a lot >:

[The Retro Kat]

I WANT TO MASTURBATE :(

[glowbelly]

jixby ALWAYS makes me giggle and that's NOT me just kissing his ass and getting on the jixby bandwagon and TALKIN IN ALL CAPS to impress him like helm hates so much >:

[Jixby Phillips]

hi glowbelly :D

[Esuohlim]

HI JIXBY, AM I IMPRESSING YOU? :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Well, yeah a little bit.

[Les Waste]

THIS THREAD IS COOL :picklehat :picklehat

[Spooky]

to the MAXXXXXXXX

[MrAdventure]

down by thfe bay
where the jixby philips grow
back to my home
i dare not go :eek
ffor if i do
jixby phllips will say
"HUGE HAMMER WUONDS RIGHT IN THEIR FACES"

[Jixby Phillips]

DOWN BY THE BAY

[The Retro Kat]

WHERE THE JIXBY PHILLIPS ROLL

[Jixby Phillips]

I just caught that I'm with Busey show, boy is that guy ever spontaneous!

[Les Waste]

THSI THREAD IS A MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT >:

[kellychaos]

Hi Jixby,

Just a quick note. The fag store called. They said that they're all out of YOU.

Thank you,

Kellychaos :)

[Les Waste]

http://www.naomisworld.com/Thumbnails/George%20Costanza%20from%20Seinfeld-Roberts%202.jpg

GEORGE COSTANZA CALLED, KELLY, HE WANTS HIS JOKE BACK >:

[kellychaos]

The "Department Of Lame And Unoriginal Message Board Replies" called. It wants all the bandwidth of theirs you've been taking up back.

[soundtest]

I suggest logging out, taking a deep breath, or drinking a glass of water. That can help prevent unfunny knee-jerk responses in the future.

[Les Waste]

:ROLLEEYS

[The Fag Store]

Yes, I'm afraid we just ran out of Jixby Phillips, our most popular item. Don't worry, though, because we'll have more in soon! :)

We seem to have an awful lot of kellychaos lying around though; we can't seem to move them at all. Customer polls have shown that he's just too stupid to bother with, so we're thinking of pulling him from the shelves. You'd better hurry and get one now - once it's discontinued, it'll be a collector's item! ;)

[fartymowler]

You suck! and not in a gay way.

[kellychaos]

Dem fags can't get enough of dem Jixby's. Best dust off the Bobos in the store room. Jixbymania has left an awful lot of open shelf space ... at least until the new Jixby's arrive.

[Krythor]

How many times did you cum that time? :picklehat

[Dole]

One of the odder threads of recent times.

[kellychaos]

I was thinkin' beaver, actually.

[FS]

The SHUT THE FUCK UP store called and they all want kellychaos to SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Jixby Phillips]

THE STORE CALLED YOU DROPPED YOUR CREDIT CARD ON THE WAY OUT :lol

[Les Waste]

BLUE FORD TAURUS STATION WAGON, LICENSE PLATE "K-9 LVR" YOU HAVE LEFT YOUR LIGHTS ON

[Skulhedface]

ATTENTION FAG STORE SHOPPERS, WE HAVE A BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL IN THE KELLYCHAOS DEPT.

[The Fag Store]

Actually, we have rainbow-colored lights! They add so much to the atmosphere! :)

[Skulhedface]

I almost read that wrong and thought you'd said "Rainbow colored Tights".

My mistake.

[The Retro Kat]

What can be greater than golf with a gator?

[Skulhedface]

OPERATION >:

[Les Waste]

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/BigFrank.txt

[The Retro Kat]

That doctor's scope is useless.

[Drev]

YA THINK!? >:

[mburbank]

wow what a ruined thread

[Rez]

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