Little Jeanette

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=6369

Please look at my latest comic series entitled "The Adv. of Little Jeanette"

I would have just posted this in here, but I know Art Shit would have been mad at me.

So here you are, a thread that links to a thread.

Reply to that thread not this thread. Or actually, reply in both, comment in that thread, then "bump" this thread. That would work out very well I think.

Nevermind, just reply in this thread, I'll take care of this thread.

Or if you just wanna say "hi" you can post here too.

And you don't have to say "hi" to me, either.

[Rev. Danno]

Jixby, Is it true you are a whore, how much would it cost for you to stick your toung in my ass? Just wondering...
I am so fucking cool, I just asked Jixby to stick his tounge in my ass!
Someone get a picture of me! I'm so fucking subversive! Can you smell the Irony of it all! It's all so Kafka!
Relish in my Kubickian wit!
I am so cool, I wish I could get that shit on a black long sleave shit w/ a fetus on it at hot topic... All the other girls at school would be so...
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK JIXBY!
THANK YOU FOR DOING GODS WORK!
Oh yeah before I end this I want to do one more stupid thing...
As Neeche said, "God's is Dead!!!1!1!!!!"
Ok I'm done...
got that all out of my system...
I fucking hate teens...
And Max Burbank's sense of Irony...
(never look at old posts, it will make you want to kill, never do it while drunk either...)

[Jeanette X]

My God Jixby, that is exactly how I looked as a child! :eek
Except for the little hair bow. I wore barrettes that kept sliding out of my hair.

[kellychaos]

What a coincidence. That's exactly the way Jixby wrote as a child! :eek

[noob3]

Jixby has minamalist humor stylings.

[Daphne]

What a coincidence. That's exactly the way Jixby wrote as a child! :eek

Do you model your life after Archie comics?

[James]

We need a Forum Comics Forum. :(

[Anonymous]

What we NEED is another WAR!

[James]

What we NEED is a WAR between CHARACTERS. :(

[Angry Rasta]

BRING IT ON, THE FAG STORE >: >: >:

>:

[executioneer]

OH FUCK, FAG STORE IS DONE FOR :eek

PRAISE JAH FOR VIOLENTLY ANGRY RASTA :)

-willie

[The Fag Store]

The Fag Store does not ordinarily condone character violence. But since we're ready to die anyway, we may as well go out fighting.

First, Willie, go play with all the other *real* people. This is between me and that Rastafarian bastard. >:

Now, then.

I warn you, Rasta, you will surrender if you value your asshole. We have the support of flaming homosexuals around the world, and your people are nothing but stoned-out fools. You don't stand a chance.

[Mister Sarcastic]

:rolleyes

[:(]

Fighting makes me sad. :(

[BAPE]

count me in i think this would be a good way to get talking and my foot in the door i call it catch two birds with one stone what will you be doing everyone i mean

[Link]

I am the greatest warrior of them all. It would be foolish to fight me; you can all just go home now.

[Angry Rasta]

YOUNG TEACHER, THE SUBJECT
OF SCHOOLGIRL FANTASY
SHE WANTS HIM, SO BADLY
KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS TO BE
INSIDE HER, THERE'S NO ROOM
THIS GIRL'S AN OPEN PAGE
BOOK MARKING, SHE'S SO CLOSE NOW
THIS GIRL IS HALF HIS AGE

DON'T STAND, DON'T STAND SO, DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME >:

DON'T STAND, DON'T STAND SO, DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME >:

HER FRIENDS ARE, SO JEALOUS
YOU KNOW HOW BAD GIRLS GET
SOMETIMES IT'S NOT SO EASY
TO BE THE TEACHER'S PET
TEMPTATION, FRUSTRATION
SO BAD IT MAKES HIM CRY
WET BUS STOP, SHE'S WAITING
HIS CAR IS WARM AND DRY

DON'T STAND, DON'T STAND SO, DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME >:

DON'T STAND, DON'T STAND SO, DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME >:

LOOSE TALK IN THE CLASSROOM
TO HURT THEY TRY AND TRY
STRONG WORDS IN THE STAFFROOM
THE ACCUSATIONS FLY
IT'S NO USE
HE SEES HER
HE STARTS TO SHAKE AND COUGH
JUST LIKE THE OLD MAN IN
THAT FAMOUS BOOK BY NABAKOV

DON'T STAND, DON'T STAND SO, DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME >:

DON'T STAND, DON'T STAND SO, DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME >: