I wanna make a new friend.

[Black Flag]

Who wants to be my new friend?

[fartymowler]

What kind of friend? Suicide buddies? Bum buddies? Kill the family with a shotgun buddies?

[noob3]

What the fuck, do you not want to be my partner anymore, or something?

[Black Flag]

Don't use my thread as an excuse to crack wise, please.

[Black Flag]

You can never have too many friends.

[agroskaterik]

I need a friend. :(

[Black Flag]

Well, keep lookin. You suck too much to be my friend.

[agroskaterik]

Will do.

[fartymowler]

You can never have too many friends.


So if you had say a 100 friends and they wanted to use your house every weekend to party and have sex on your bed that would be fine.

[The Retro Kat]

I want to be your friend. We can have fun and play crossfire.

[agroskaterik]

I will hold the candle and watch. :(

[AChimp]

IS THIS THE THREAD FOR FINDING NEW FRIENDS?

[Black Flag]

If you're me.

[fartymowler]

What's wrong with your farm animal friends that you already have?

[Black Flag]

If you can't take this seriously, I'm going to have to have a moderator delete your posts in this thread.

[EverythingWillSuck]

I'll be your friend, on Monday I'll bring over cookies shaped like Bob Parker's head.

[Spectre X]

I want to be your friend and I shall name you... Asshatterius Winthorpe the 27th and a half.

[Wiffles]

Hello, friend ^_~

[Black Flag]

Spectre X, EverythingWillSuck, and The Retro Kat are all fags.

Wiffles will be my new friend.

[Ninjavenom]

Can i play too?

[pissed off salesman]

I've got a friend, IN MY PANTS!

[punkgrrrlie10]

I want a friend. I'm too late for the auction I guess. :tear

[Johannas]

hahaha

[Cap'n Crunch]

I AM MY OWN FRIEND.

[glowbelly]

what about an old friend that wants to revive a fading friendship that once was?

can we do that here?

[Johannas]

What about an old stalker that want to stalk glowbelly again ;)

[Black Flag]

what about an old friend that wants to revive a fading friendship that once was?

can we do that here?

sure that'll work

[glowbelly]

i think we should start by holding hands.

oh and johannas: stalk away, baby.

[Black Flag]

My hands are very sweaty and not good for holding :(

[glowbelly]

we can perpetually high five instead :)

[Black Flag]

I can high five like a pro. :)

[kellychaos]

There was a kid in the neiborhood when I was a lil' chaos that used to show off his boner to the other kids. He didn't have any friends and had to go away to a special school. :/

[Rez]

There was a kid in the neiborhood when I was a lil' chaos that used to show off his boner to the other kids. He didn't have any friends and had to go away to a special school. :/

:/
me too, he was asian and his name was kenny. that was in 3rd grade.

in 4th and 5th grade i went to a black baptist school where a lot of them showed their boner to this girl named taneshia.
it was wierd.

[Rev. Danno]

I make a good friend. I give great advice, have cool toys, tons of booze on hand, & a lot of my friends are hot nerd girls...
Downside is... I tend to show up places drunk, I may rant at times, & i've been know to make out w/ my friends's wives/girlfriends...
I'm a cup half full/ half empty sort of friend, And the cup is filled w/ gin.
So you know It gets emptied, and filled quite often...

[Big Papa Goat]

I make a good friend. I give great advice, have cool toys, tons of booze on hand, & a lot of my friends are hot nerd girls...
Downside is... I tend to show up places drunk, I may rant at times, & i've been know to make out w/ my friends's wives/girlfriends...
I'm a cup half full/ half empty sort of friend, And the cup is filled w/ gin.
So you know It gets emptied, and filled quite often...
I wish you were my friend :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/fanpic/fanpic-danno2.txt
http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/fanpic/drink.txt

[Rev. Danno]

Pub, you are as we say in the NW... Rockin' like Dokken!
Where are you at? I can't remember where anyone is...
Chojin needs to make an updated map of mockers...
http://pictures.match.com/pictures/58/60/18465860F.jpeg
We need to have a drunks only MOCK MEET...
Like in Canada so even the teens can drink...

[Big Papa Goat]

Please do :)

[punkgrrrlie10]

I make a good friend. I give great advice, have cool toys, tons of booze on hand, & a lot of my friends are hot nerd girls...
Downside is... I tend to show up places drunk, I may rant at times, & i've been know to make out w/ my friends's wives/girlfriends...
I'm a cup half full/ half empty sort of friend, And the cup is filled w/ gin.
So you know It gets emptied, and filled quite often...

I didn't know Danno was the great gatsby.

[Rev. Danno]

No, ugh, I hate that book... also hate anything by Steinbeck, & also I hate Hemmingway. I hate his writeing, Ernie himself sounded like my kinda guy.
I like to think of myself as a modern day Henry Miller character, or someone out of a Tom Robbins novel.

[sadie]

i'm a sucky friend. :(

[punkgrrrlie10]

I didn't ask whether you liked it or not...I'm saying you act like the dude.

[soundtest]

We need to have a drunks only MOCK MEET...
Like in Canada so even the teens can drink...

ya come to quebec - 18 is legal and as long as you look more than twelveteen no questions asked

[Rev. Danno]

Alright, one less reason to dislike Frech Canadians.
Maybe I shall backpack across Canada this Spring.

Because you know Canada is like Scandinavian countries, the UK, and the nice parts of Anerica all rolled into one.

[Anonymous]

I would offer to be your friend but

I have not any friends and I am sure there is a very good severe personality disorder type reason for it.
So I'll spare you

[Rev. Danno]

Yeah, I've heard from all the mockers who have meet you Doopa that you're kinda, kinda, kind ...a, a ... A WITCH!!!

[soundtest]

Alright, one less reason to dislike Frech Canadians.

actually i just moved here... i don't speak french at all and that has to change... but so far it's pretty HOT!