help please any1

[payne]

ok i waz best friends with this girl like since we were like 8 months old (family friend NOT a family meber) and finally i ask her out and said it waz very werid ans said no but now she keeps flirting wit me all my friends see it it is so obvous so what should i do

[executioneer]

shut up fag

-willie

[Anonymous]

Ask her to come over and help when you start getting homework in a few years.

[payne]

ok leave me alone what is wrong wit u

[Cap'n Crunch]

TOUCH HER BOOBS WHILE SHE IS ASLEEP OR PUT ON HER FAVORITE SONG AND DANCE TO IT DUDE!

[Anonymous]

Give her your popcicle at recess. Even if you really want it!

[agroskaterik]

STEAL HER SHOES

[executioneer]

shut up fag

-willie

[Cap'n Crunch]

EAT YOUR POPSICLE IN FRONT OF HER, THEN TOUCH HER BOOB AND DANCE TO HER FAVORITE SONG DUDE!

[Anonymous]

Even if her favorite song is 'Wheels On The Bus!'

[payne]

i no what ur favorite song is abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz and by the way tell ur bigh broter or sis ter that ur using there sn plus it is wayy to late 4 u to stay up

[executioneer]

shut your face, pantywaist

-willie

[Anonymous]

I think that's called 'The Alphabet Song,' Grootis.

[Cap'n Crunch]

all of u suck major balls literly ok so leave me alon u bastards i tell ya also u slit ur wrists i will have a video carmera watching ur tears spill out and sell it on ebay

[payne]

wow u all can spell i am so happy no all of u go take some przact and strap urselfs in bed

[Anonymous]

http://www.pyramidithaca.com/gif/pyr_couponpretzel.gif

[ScruU2wice]

what in the hell is przact >:

[Esuohlim]

I JUST LOVE ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ! DO YOU LOVE ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ? :picklehat

[Skulhedface]

TEH COPS SEEM TO LOVE IT BACKWARDS BETTER

[payne]

ya i no

[Big Papa Goat]

Payne is so hardcore he gives me a boner. A/S/L? :) :) :) :) :)

[Professor Cool]

It's time to ride the payne train!

http://www.carlsjr.com/images/coupon_01.gif

[FS]

He's cool beans guys, he started dating when he was 8 months old.

[payne]

uhh ya thanks

[Esuohlim]

WELCOME BACK TO THE FORUMS PAYNE!

[Anti-Xocial]

ok i waz best friends with this girl like since we were like 8 months old (family friend NOT a family meber) and finally i ask her out and said it waz very werid ans said no but now she keeps flirting wit me all my friends see it it is so obvous so what should i do

what the hell is wrong with you? ... If you want to know why she is acting that way you need to TALK WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!

[Esuohlim]

Yeah Payne, YOU GOTTA TALK WITH HER!!!!!!!!!

[Anti-Xocial]

:rolleyes




















:lol

[Mister Sarcastic]

:rolleyes

[Marilyn666]

wow u all can spell i am so happy no all of u go take some przact and strap urselfs in bed
Yes, and once you are able to spell people can say that they're proud of you. Whats przact? just a question.

[Esuohlim]

I HOPE THE INTERNET EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE

[ginmortal]

Slash your wrists in front of her, and tell her that you are doing it to show your love for her.

You can then die in her arms.

She will never forget you

:love

[payne]

ok uhh thanks 4 the info and if u wanted to know i meant prozact it is almost like riddleline

[Esuohlim]

THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP AND EVERYTHING, BUT THERE IS NO DICTIONARY DEFINITION FOR "PROZACT" OR "RIDDLELINE" :( :( :(

[Snatchtastic]

I know. Toss a molotov cocktail into her house. Then when her house burns down you can have her spend the night at your place. Then you can shit in her shoes.

[Anonymous]

Yeah Payne, YOU GOTTA TALK WITH HER!!!!!!!!!
lol :<
ow :<
fuck :<

[Marilyn666]

ok uhh thanks 4 the info and if u wanted to know i meant prozact it is almost like riddleline
Well why would that be used in an insult? I have to take riddleline.

[Esuohlim]

OH I GET IT, 'CAUSE YOU'RE CRAZY >:

AND ARE YOU SURE IT ISN'T RITALIN. FUCKING TOOL >: >:

[payne]

uhhh thanks

[Skulhedface]

You're welcome. Drive thru, please. Preferably to a different message board :)

[Emu]

payne sounds like my brother :(

[payne]

dam i hatye u all

[Skulhedface]

shut up fag

[Professor Cool]

And we hate you, I'm glad were mutual on the subject. :)

Payne Prediction: Mutyual/?? wht te fck dos that means?

[payne]

good cause i really hate u all

[Esuohlim]

IS YOUR RIGHT HAND GONNA GET LAID TONIGHT?

[payne]

hey i am not that lonely

[Mike P]

Oh, yes you are. No need to hide it. EVERYONE can tell.

[payne]

i hate u all and i no all of u will marry ur realtions like a mother,father sister,brther cousin uncle aunt etc bastards

[Gurlugon]

WAY TO NECROMANCE, LONELY

[soundtest]

i hate u all and i no all of u will marry ur realtions like a mother,father sister,brther cousin uncle aunt etc bastards

:lol

[payne]

hey 9 times out of 10 i will be right

[Gurlugon]

i want u 2 visit teh neverland ranch IN MAI PANTS payne

[payne]

like u have anything down there

[Gurlugon]

:( Owned.

[payne]

sure