House of the Dead

[James]

Also known as, "We Didn't Even Try."

For those of you who don't know, there's a game series called House of the Dead. It's one of those gun games in the arcades, like Area 51. How they ever expected to make a movie based on it, I have no idea.

And apparently, neither did they. Nothing like seeing a group of 20-somethings with grenades and zombies with what looks like tribal markings on their face, while DMX plays in the background.

One day, I'm going to make movies based on video games. And they will rock. Hard.

[Schimid]

I want to make a video game theme park, but it would be full of 3-D motion rides because nothing else could do the games justice. :(

Except for a kiddie playground called "Onett". :(

[Snatchtastic]

I want to build a replica of the Resident Evil mansion and have REAL zombies run around in it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I purely want to see it because I hear Ravers die in the movie.

[Rez]

I want to build a replica of the Resident Evil mansion and have REAL zombies run around in it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I purely want to see it because I hear Ravers die in the movie.

YEAH, BUT IN A REALLY RETARDED HOLLYWOOD STYLE.

as in just cringingly dumb, and not satisfying.

did i see a matrix-style shot in the fucking preview?? ouch!

[James]

I didn't even see any demon bat/gargoyle thingies. :(

[Schimid]

This is the only movie that I'll be disappointed to see good acting. :(

[Snatchtastic]

I cheered in Freddy vs Jason when the candy kid got the pole gouged through him.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

What about in House of the Dead at the end of the trailer where that dude puts his tongue in the chicks ear? Maybe he's the gargoyle demon bat man.

[Anonymous]

I cheered in Freddy vs Jason when the candy kid got the pole gouged through him.

When I saw him impale that guy, I thought it would be a nice day for a white wedding.

[Supafly345]

It was a close call too, that kid almost impaled her. Then you would have to start again.