whats in the "special" big mac sauce???

[starz]

DOES anyone know? The question haunts my dreams for days on..

[James]

The same stuff that's in BK's Zesty Sauce.

[starz]

that doesnt help me.. give me ingredients!!, i must know their secret!

[James]

No.

[noob3]

it's tomatoes + zest

[Hobo Renee]

Semen. :obviousjoke

[noob3]

you rascal :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

Soylent Green. :oldjoke

[inturnaround]

Only in America could Thousand Island dressing be a secret for 35 years.

I tip my hat to McDonald's.

Also, Clark Kent is Superman. Take off Kent's glasses. He's Superman.

JoeC...spoiling life for the rest of the world...

[sadie]

:lol

[jin]

I have a friend who worked at Macdonalds and he told me the secret sauce is really albino babies!

I was like NO. YOU LIE.

But then he told me how they are given up by their mothers at birth and adopted by Macdonalds, who then remove their hair and eyes and teeth and stuff and then crush them.

The juice created is then MIXED WITH HERBS LIKE ASPARAGUS and shipped off SECRET SAUCE. that is why sometimes your burger has crunchy bits.

weird huh?

[sadie]

i know your name already. doh. :P

and the albino babies are what they use to make those freeze-dried onions, silly. not the sauce. the sauce is ketchup and relish and mayo and shit.

[whoreable]

corky puts the secret sauce in the hamburgers. :(
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[sadie]

but he does it with a smile. :)

[muntl]

mcdonald's secret sauce employs one of the oldest living european secrets, cloistered away in the most remote dutch monasteries, and known only to a select few top monks the recipe is as follows

1 part catsup + 1 part mayonnnaise = secret sauce



MUTHAFUKKAZZZZ!!!!!

[MISTER FART]

THIS THREAD JUST MADE ME SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT MY HEAD

[sadie]

remember the sun. :(

[MISTER FART]

YOUR NOT SUGGESTING???

NO.....

YOU COUDLT BE!!!


YOUR NOT SAYING........


THAT THIS COULD BE THE SECREAT INGREDIANT ARE YOUI????


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THE SUNN???? I JUST COULDNT BE... COULD IT??[/img]

[sadie]

mean ol' sun'd put poor corky out of work. :(

[Xaokintet]

http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/recipes/macsauce.htm

[sadie]

:puke

[Lynchie]

Screw the secret sauce, has anyone ever eaten a bacon, egg, and cheese bagel from that place? There's this strange yellowish substance all over it, WHAT THE HELL IS IT????

[starz]

butter ^

[Lynchie]

trust me, that stuff does not taste like butter. I've seen it with little black dots in it.

[Les Waste]

Butter with pepper >:

[Captain Robo]

Without reading this thread, I declare that Jixby has already made it his bitch or will do so in the next 24 hours :lol

[Lynchie]

I doesn't taste like butter, I think it's mayonase. I can't be sure though. And I doubt it's pepper.

[Lynchie]

That first I was meant to be It

[MUSTACE BANDIT]

http://www.minga.com/pictures/crazy-scans/Dali-Mustache.jpg

CLIPPINGS >:

[Lynchie]

WHO THE HELL WAS THAT!? Jesus Christ, I thought it was a guy with spikes through is eyebrows or something.

[The Retro Kat]

I know whats in there.


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:pngYK6ZoH78C:members.aol.com/Hunan222/kittens2.jpg

[Captain Robo]

YOU FUCKER STOP IT WITH THE KITTENS >:

JAMESMAN IS ALREADY DOING THAT.

[The Retro Kat]

I didn't read the first page, apparently.

[DiRt GuY]

Mustard.

[me]

Lynchie, it's the egg yolk, they undercooked and they are trying to kill you by making you consume undercooked meals. Those bastards.