U.N. MAGICALLY RELEVANT AGAIN [Archive]

mburbank

Sep 23rd, 2003, 12:24 PM

One year ago, W, told the UN if it didn't back his invasion of Iraq, it would make itself 'irelevant'.

I guess it got relevant again. Or maybe it will only regain relevance if it does what King W. tells it and cleans up his mess, on his timetable, with him in charge, and hlps him pay for it.

glowbelly

Sep 23rd, 2003, 01:46 PM

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why won't somebody assassinate that fucker already?

VinceZeb

Sep 23rd, 2003, 01:51 PM

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why won't somebody assassinate that fucker already?

Are you promoting the assassination of George W. Bush, our president?

Bennett

Sep 23rd, 2003, 01:54 PM

she was talking about the angry face. Read back and you can see what "that fucker" was referring to, you illiterate tool.

VinceZeb

Sep 23rd, 2003, 01:56 PM

Bennett, please. You know exactly what she was talking about.

I wonder if the FBI is interested in someone who wants our current Commander-In-Chief killed. I'm sure they would like to know about this particular conversation.

glowbelly

Sep 23rd, 2003, 02:05 PM

i know g-men, fucko. one named robert hawk asked me out on a date and he's old enough to be my daddy. this other one gave me his card and told me if i wanted to call, to make sure i paged him or dialed his cell phone number because he is married.

actually, i know a lot more fbi guys. nice ones. ones that wouldn't give two shits if i said "why doesn't SOMEBODY assassinate that fucker already."

so go ahead and rat me out. i don't give a fuck. i don't own a gun or have any intentions to kill anyone. i just hate the man, and wouldn't think of shedding a tear if some psycho took up arms and shot him square in the face.

ya big fat doody head. >:

Bennett

Sep 23rd, 2003, 02:12 PM

i was trying to keep this from going to the, "I'm gonna tell on you," that it was obviously headed to, oh well.

The fact is, she didn't state any intent or plan and she barely manifested a desire... I don't think anyone is in a hurry to send glowbelly to camp X-ray.

glowbelly

Sep 23rd, 2003, 02:18 PM

really. i would rather go to france anyways. the people are nicer there.

mburbank

Sep 23rd, 2003, 02:37 PM

I think FBI stooly is a great job for Vinth. Now, me, I don't ever favor assasination. It's totally evil and I wish the US had never done it in the past, attempted it recently or openly supported it's practice in other countries.

I think you should call the FBI, Vinth. I'm sure they'll take you very seriously and be really, really grateful you alerted them to such a serious threat. I think they'll probably make you junior G-man.

Bennett

Sep 23rd, 2003, 02:45 PM

Max,

I just saw quite the interesting documentary on Kissinger. I think if you ever decide to make anyone your wingman, they should be forced to have a similarly tinted picture of H.K. with red and white swirls 'shopped over his glasses as an avatar.

mburbank

Sep 23rd, 2003, 02:56 PM

Yeah, I have to say the Kissinger/Nixon partnership is one of the creepiest passages in modern American History.

I am particularly taken with the moment Nixon forced Kissinger to pray with him.

ranxer

Sep 23rd, 2003, 03:01 PM

vince yer hilarious :lol

but glow, assassination is too good for gw i want to see him roast slowly in prison for his crimes :)

there's no chance for impeachment anymore.. seems it was just a protest ploy ..i think i'm just wearing the label as the in thing now,
oh well.. was nice to be ahead of the curve for a while, heeh.

.. too bad Kofi isnt american i'd start a campaign Annan for pres!

next to my impeach apparel i guess its I'M WITH KOFI!
oh and UN flag sales should hit record numbers.. i want one for my car in response to these idiots that need to display the american flag like they forgot they were IN America, sheesh

Sep 23rd, 2003, 03:07 PM

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Why won't somebody assassinate that fucker already?

mburbank

Sep 23rd, 2003, 03:20 PM

Vinth ith gonna tell on you,
Vinth ith gonna tell on you,...

Sep 23rd, 2003, 03:32 PM

But I meant Vince!

Why won't somebody assassinate that fucker already?

The One and Only...

Sep 23rd, 2003, 03:44 PM

(shakes head)

mburbank

Sep 23rd, 2003, 03:57 PM

Did you know you were recently described by Vinth as 'reaching for the stars'? I can only imagine how good that feels.

He was very, very angry at the way I took off after you yesterday and felt my apology wasn't sincere enough and that Id' really done you wrong. Oh, and that I had no right to question you. It was pretty moving. I teared up little.

The One and Only...

Sep 23rd, 2003, 04:04 PM

Reaching for the stars? I was probably reaching to scratch my ass, although it's so dark up there it looks like outer space...

sspadowsky

Sep 23rd, 2003, 04:27 PM

Maybe you don't need to reach quite so far. Unless it's a really bad itch.

Big Papa Goat

Sep 24th, 2003, 01:50 AM

AChimp

Sep 24th, 2003, 09:24 AM

I don't think Bush needs to be assassinated. He'll do a good enough job of it for you if you hand him a bag of pretzels.

mburbank

Sep 24th, 2003, 09:40 AM

Anyone in favor of assasinating W. should take a moment to recall who the VP is.

kellychaos

Sep 24th, 2003, 10:53 AM

I don't think Bush needs to be assassinated. He'll do a good enough job of it for you if you hand him a bag of pretzels.

Sign 'em up for the "Pretzel Of The Month Club".

I'll say this for Dubbya, "He's got some stones". Bitch slap an entire organization making them seems trite and ineffective, then try to butter them up in order to enlist their help by saying, "We'll LET you write the country's constitution. That's all that you're good for!" :rolleyes

Anonymous

Sep 24th, 2003, 11:14 AM

I don't think Bush needs to be assassinated. He'll do a good enough job of it for you if you hand him a bag of pretzels.

A Canadian plot to kill the president! And it's been mapped out in its entirety! Call the FBI!!!

AChimp

Sep 24th, 2003, 02:43 PM

Shit! We'll have to switch to Pringles now! >:

Daphne

Sep 25th, 2003, 10:33 AM

I wonder if the FBI is interested in someone who wants our current Commander-In-Chief killed. I'm sure they would like to know about this particular conversation.

:lol

See Vince, this is why you can't get more than underwater handjobs: you're a big-fat-whiny-tattle-tale! The former, women can over look, but not the latter.

I think it would be hilarious if he called them, and reported that someone said they wished Bush was dead on a satirical forum. I bet he'd end up getting arrested, thus vanquishing any submarine careers in his future :(

glowbelly

Sep 25th, 2003, 10:38 AM

somebody called me and hung up today. i wonder if it was the fbi checking to see if i was home. :chatter

kellychaos

Sep 25th, 2003, 10:54 AM

Wouldn't that make the voice-activated recorder they have already hooked up a bit redundant?

Rez

Sep 26th, 2003, 10:12 PM

you guys are missing something here.... if george bush were to be assassinated, media would have a field day turning him into some demented form of martyr that "stood up for american values and blah blah bullshit"

i would much rather see him not get re-elected, with his current term stumbling, falling, burning, and crashing into bitter recrimination and hollow blame-throwing and obvious lies and--- oh wait, that's happened already HASNT IT?!

stupid fuck.

Immortal Goat

Sep 26th, 2003, 11:31 PM

Don't say jelly...

glowbelly

Sep 27th, 2003, 09:46 PM

JELLY >:

The_Rorschach

Sep 27th, 2003, 11:30 PM

I realize that this is a fairly light conversation, which little or no conviction lurking behind the banter. . .But if anyone is serious, I am curious to know what the case is for Bush having earned a death sentence.

Personally, I have never supported Bush in anything but his economic responce to the fallout of Sept 11 -And while I see our involvement in the Middle East necessary and unavoidable, I believe he has gone about it badly. To my understanding his foreign affairs policies are just as short sighted and potentially disastrous as anything carried out during the Cold War which created the situation we know find outselves in. . .I would much sooner have supported something reminiscient of Golda Meir's actions in response to the 1972 Munich massacre in dealing with Al Quaeda rather than lashing out at soveriegn governments and endangering the uninvolved and innocent.

VinceZeb

Sep 28th, 2003, 05:46 AM

But Ror, that involves logic and reason! You have to hate Bush for a certain amount of bumper sticker reasons; it can't be an objective analysis. Bush is evil and kills little babies so his oil-barron buddies can use their blood to grease the gears of the oil pumps! Don't you see that?!? :rolleyes

Carnivore

Sep 28th, 2003, 06:38 AM

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Clambake.JPG

glowbelly

Sep 28th, 2003, 06:38 AM

shit man, i was just kidding. seriously. no need to tell. hahaha. see? just kidding. no death wanted here, especially that of the president of the united states of america, nosireeeee.