Good old school WITCH HUNT!

[Rev. Danno]

Ok, with the Halloween season soon upon us I'd like to take this time to bring up something...

I being the only man of god on the board would like to exersize my right to cast judgement on others...

I would like to accuse Glowbelly of Ohio, Hobo Renee of Califonia, Daphne of Ontario, And Chojin of Maryland of genral witchery...
Burn them at the stake...

Any other likely canidates?

[Cap'n Crunch]

waterwitch :lol :(

[Rez]

Ok, with the Halloween season soon upon us I'd like to take this time to bring up something...

I being the only man of god on the board would like to exersize my right to cast judgement on others...

I would like to accuse Glowbelly of Ohio, Hobo Renee of Califonia, Daphne of Ontario, And Chojin of Maryland of genral witchery...
Burn them at the stake...

Any other likely canidates?

i know for a FACT hobo renee is a witch.

[Esuohlim]

WHA? WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! HOLD ON A SECOND! WHY IS CHOJIN ON THE LIST? :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!

[Rev. Danno]

Duh... He's a witch trapped in a worlock's body...
Also clouding the minds of hetrosexual men, into thinking he'd look hot as a chick... and making me think about hello kitty too much...

[Daphne]

:chatter

[Jeanette X]

Any other likely canidates?

*ahem* >:

[pissed off salesman]

I say we sentence the accused to the cave of the rabbit with sharp, pointy teeth. Either that or the mask of phlegminess.

[The Retro Kat]

Jixby turned me into a newt.



And busting out the old avatar, I see, Danno.

[Schimid]

*MONTY PYTHON JOKE*

[ScruU2wice]

WITCH!!! >: >: >:

[Rev. Danno]

Thanks for ruining this thread HERITIC!
JeanX, I don't know where you are from so "JeanX from Where ever" sounds stupid...
Also I accused you of being a witch in that other thread...
So you will be drowned and burned, or burned, & then Drowned...

[Jeanette X]

Thanks for ruining this thread HERITIC!
JeanX, I don't know where you are from so "JeanX from Where ever" sounds stupid...
thread...
Foolish man! Look underneath my avatar!

[Rev. Danno]

Foolish man! Look underneath my avatar!
Yes I am a man, that's why I was too Busy looking at the chest of your avatar.
Jeanette X of Connecticut, I accuse ye of most foul witchery! Ye are the leader of these Coven of witches (coven as in sounds like oven).
The I-Mockery Inquisition will make that of the Byzantine Empress Theodora look like little mary fucking sunshine.
THE STREETS OF I-MOCKERY.NET WIILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE WICKED!
(having my old Avatar back has really made my feel like my old self, you know, back when the boards sucked.)

Max Burbank, you are from Salem, Mass. (Lovecraft country!), what do we do with witches? Also Monty Python jokes tellers will be delt with the same way as Heritics, witches, Irishmen, Sailors, & the Jews.

[kellychaos]

Will there be witch trials and tests of true witchery?! :love

[Spectre X]

We must compare their weights with that of a DUCK!

[Hobo Renee]

Screw this! I'm going home.

P.S. Don't listen to Rez 'cause he's Dual-citizen-non-voting-Huffington-cabana-boy-trash.

Love ya!
Renee

[Rev. Danno]

No Hobo, you are a witch.
Agent Burdock told me.
I know she knows because she is a which as well.
She told me, plus there is all that outdoors health shit / anti-the MAN crap she's into as well.
Also this:
Danno, Hobo Renee is such a witch. I want to hang out with her, & Glow Belly and do witch things. If I ever Meet a woman Named Jean X, or one named Daph, they can do which things with us as well. Danno, you are the coolest guy I know, besides Josh

[Jeanette X]

Jeanette X of Connecticut, I accuse ye of most foul witchery! Ye are the leader of these Coven of witches (coven as in sounds like oven).

Ungrateful wretch! How dare you betray me after you came begging for a spell to help with your bedwetting problem! It was I who helped you be rid of rubber sheets!

[Anonymous]

everyone always tells me I look like a witch

[Rev. Danno]

Evil is Evil, & witches are Evil.
I dream one day there will be No Evil on I-mockery.net, and no pornography on the internet.
Evil get's in the way of Facism, and I just don't like Bobbies, or other girly parts.
Not that you have anything to do with pornography on the internet Jean X (that I know of...)

[waterwitch]

Did I hear someone call my name...? :)

[Stardrowned]

all those of cloven hoof shall trod upon the rightous!! but it would probably take to much effort so we'll do it later.

:boohoo

[James]

Who the fuck are you, how did you get 36 posts, and why do you have to live in Connecticut?

[Stardrowned]

Wolf Audet, the metal forum, and cause i'm forced to for the time being.

[The Retro Kat]

Rev Cotton Danno, what shall be the first test of these wretched whores of evil?

[Anonymous]

and why do you have to live in Connecticut?

anyone that lives in CT is by default an asshole

[Rez]

Screw this! I'm going home.

P.S. Don't listen to Rez 'cause he's Dual-citizen-non-voting-Huffington-cabana-boy-trash.

Love ya!
Renee

*out of my way, dual-citizen!*

actually, i think everyone in that debate sucked except for camejo...

kill, KILL ARNOLD.

[Jeanette X]

anyone that lives in CT is by default an asshole
*ahem* >:

[Anonymous]

sorry no exceptions

[Stardrowned]

CT does suck, it has the richest city in america (Stamford) and yet still manages to have 3 of the top ten poorest citys (New Haven, Hartford, and Bridgeport).

[Anonymous]

stamford is the richest city in america?



that explains our rent


*EDIT* - where you at star?

[Rev. Danno]

TEST #1
A real witch has far too much class to make an ass of herself...
What I want you ladies to do is if you can, get a picture of yourself doing somthing stupid looking.
Funny hat, tape your nose so it looks like a pig, walk around the room with a bananna between your buttocks declairing you were born of Satan's ass.
Something like that
Or if you are being accused of being a witch, and your husband is the webmaster of a great web site, convince him to put the title "Grand Inquisitor" underneith my name.
THAT IS ALL!

Oh Jean X, why do you have Conneticut, Usa as your location?
Are you afraid people are going to confuse it with Conneticut, Israel or something?

[Perndog]

Men can be witches too, can't they? (or warlocks at least..)

[waterwitch]

I resent the topic of this thread! :(

[whoreable]

LOL! Welcome back :)

[waterwitch]

I KNOW that welcome is fake. I was never welcome in the first place so :P

[Blue]

A witch is a witch no matter what gender they are. Male Witches aren't warlocks.

[Jeanette X]

I resent the topic of this thread! :(
Silence! I did see ye at the last Sabbat meeting, where ye copulated with the Devil and kissed his foul rump!

[Perndog]

Blue, according to 4 out of 5 dictionaries, a warlock indeed is a male witch, and if he isn't, then what is he?

[Spooky]

Duh... He's a witch trapped in a worlock's body...
Also clouding the minds of hetrosexual men, into thinking he'd look hot as a chick... and making me think about hello kitty too much...

I think you just assumed Chojin was a girl, because of the bright colors. :rolleyes

[Jeanette X]

Blue, according to 4 out of 5 dictionaries, a warlock indeed is a male witch, and if he isn't, then what is he?
The word "warlock" originally meant "oath-breaker".

[Rez]

the word warlock is stupid >:
that's why it's shouldnt be used.

[Perndog]

The person Rez is stupid >:
That's why he's should be kicked in the teeth.

[waterwitch]

Um, digging myself deeper in proving my "witchness" but I've been studying Wicca and Paganism for over 10 years now. A male witch is just a witch. That's the way it's been for decades. A warlock has never been included as standard terminology in any mystical religion. If you don't believe me, check some of the major sites yourself.

[Perndog]

I don't practice a mystical religion, and in my church we call ourselves warlocks. Check the site yourself, if you know which one I'm talking about.

[Rev. Danno]

I don't practice a mystical religion...
Yeah nothing less mystical then a religion that hasn't even been around for 50 years. Ohhh Wiccan, oh so mystical!
Nothing says mystical like fat girls in black, & guys who played way to much D&D in Jr. High.
Granted not as bad as Christians, & that whole Jesus thing.
When your religion has been around for more then 2000 years, then we can all talk. JEWS RULE! PAGANS CAN SUCK IT!

[Perndog]

I just said I'm not a pagan or a Wiccan.

[waterwitch]

I could debate that Paganism has been around for eons, but I honestly can't be fucked. Involves too much effort for me on a Saturday night. And the word I was actually after was occult, not mystical. Same shit, different stick.

And Satanists blows fucking goats in my opinion. You fuckers walk around with that "holier than thou" look on your faces, and trust me, I've met a few of you. You're all the same. I admit, some of your rules are pretty damn accurate, and your sins are spot on, but the people you attract into the religion? Totally fucking nuts.

And I didn't say I was Wiccan or Pagan, I said I'd studied it. Large difference there. Also, I was only using Wicca and Paganism as examples. Shamanism's another example, and they've been around for a tad bit longer than Paganism or Wicca, you snobby jewish prick.

[FS]

Speaking......... of isms.......... what happened....... to your..........pointilism?

[Carnivore]

Could somebody just let me know when the hanging, burning, and crushing by rocks starts? The accusations and trials phase of a witch hunt is boring.

[Stardrowned]

I've met a few of you. You're all the same.

that sounds even better out of context.

Doopa i live in Madison, its about 15 min. from New Haven.

[Hobo Renee]

Would a real witch go to the Downtown Plaza mall in Sacramento, take a "provacative" picture in the photo booth with a midnight toker and flam-Mexican after attempting to audition for the California Grown ag. commericals while being accosted by the security guard for having "granny glasses"?

http://www.geocities.com/robbiefan86/brats.txt

Now, THAT'S public humiliation. I hate this picture:(

[Rev. Danno]

Hobo :love , you are not a witch at all.
You look so Glamouros!
Burdock Was Wrong! Never trust a witch.
I'm sure Doppa is not a witch, she's publicly humiliated about once a week by -RoG- on-line w/ the pics he posts.
Glow Belly, Not sure about(although she has posted pics of her , & her magic wand).
Daph just looks evil.
& Jean X Talks to Animals.
Chojin is to sweet to be a witch, plus witches don't have pink hair.

[Rev. Danno]

Hobo :love , you are not a witch at all.
You look so Glamouros!
Burdock Was Wrong! Never trust a witch.
I'm sure Doppa is not a witch, she's publicly humiliated about once a week by -RoG- on-line w/ the pics he posts.
Glow Belly, Not sure about(although she has posted pics of her , & her magic wand).
Daph just looks evil.
& Jean X Talks to Animals.
Chojin is to sweet to be a witch, plus witches don't have pink hair.

[The Retro Kat]

Yeah!

[The Retro Kat]

Yeah!

[glowbelly]

i can make reese's pieces magically appear in my mouth:

http://glowbelly.homestead.com/files/reeses.jpg

[Perndog]

You look so Glamourous!

Since the theme this week is word definitions, did you know that glamour is defined as a magic spell to charm somone?

And I nominate waterwitch for the first burning. It'll teach her some manners. If she thinks some of our rules are pretty accurate, she might want to look at this one:

First Satanic Rule of the Earth:
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. >:

[mburbank]

thanks for ruining this whole fucking thread.

[klownboy]

i accuse everybody of being a witch... pillz! need! :hypno

[Immortal Goat]

And Satanists blows fucking goats in my opinion.

Excuse me!!?? I have never been with a satanist! >:

[klownboy]

you have talked to one... ahem, me. :worship SATAN

[The Retro Kat]

I BET YOU SODOMIZE REALLY SMALL THINGS THAT ARE NOT WOMEN.

[Spooky]

Or just really small (aka 5-8 year old) women. :(

[Schimid]

YOU GOT IT! :party

[The Retro Kat]

I LOVE YOU GUYS! :)

[Immortal Goat]

Klownboy, I meant I have never been BLOWN by a satanist.

[klownboy]

ohh... do any of you know were Geggy is? :troutslap

[Cap'n Crunch]

STOP POSTING KLOWNBOY. I TOLD YOU THIS MORE THAN 130 POSTS AGO KLOWNBOY.