Sticky: IBM III Winners Announced!

[Anonymous]

A big thanks to all of you that made this event possible! It's hard to believe that 8 months have already passed since this, our third contest started. The winners are as follows (note that James/Jamesman is disqualified for running two accounts, but his post total is included in the list):

GRAND PRIZE:
1. Rongi [#0016]
With 3484 posts!
Winner of a FULL, 8-Piece Set Of Naomi Bryant's Madame Alexander Antique Dolls
AND, An All-Expense-Paid Trip To UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, FLORIDA!
http://www.popnko.com/imock/1Prize01.jpg http://www.popnko.com/imock/1Prize02.jpg

2ND PLACE:
2. mburbank [#0157]
With 3181 posts!
Winner of a Brand-New pair of BRITISH KNIGHTS SNEAKERS!
http://www.popnko.com/imock/2Prize01.jpg

3RD PLACE:
3. Esuohlim [#0526]
With 3059 posts!
Winner of a FACTORY-SEALED Huffy 2002 X-TREME SPORT MOUNTAIN BIKE!
http://www.popnko.com/imock/3Prize01.jpg

RUNNERS UP:
(4. With 2731, James(man) [#0024], [#0014])
4. With 2705, Protoclown [#0008]
5. With 2639, Chojin [#0043]
6. With 2440, kellychaos [#0327]
7. With 2375, AChimp [#0090]
8. With 2365, FS [#0079]
9. With 2338, Mockery [#0001]
10. With 2268, Les Waste [#0019]

The winners have been contacted with their prize information, as detailed on the contest page. Give the winners a hand; They certainly deserve it after a grueling eight months of selfless dedication to the competition! Thanks again to all the participants, and hope to see you all in February for the I-Mockery Bulletin Board Marathon Challenge IV!

Feel free to add your parting comments and congratulations in this thread. The boards will be locked and archived Monday, September 29th, and restarted as per contest rules February 2nd, 2004.

Chojin,
Contest Coordinator

[Jixby Phillips]

Damn! I really let the deadline creep on me!

Well, September 29th is pretty close, we might as well start saying goodbye now :(

Can't wait for the next contest! I swear I'm going to win this time!! >: lol

[Pub Lover]

http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/fanpic/fanpzk-byeall.txt

[Tropical]

http://www.boomspeed.com/tropicaljim/gloves.jpg

[Les Waste]

Looks like without the comforting bosom of these boards, I'll have to kill myself. :(

lol j/k, seriously though, see you all in 4 months! :)

[CaptainBubba]

I wanted those dolls. :(

Oh well, theres always next time. I'll see you guys next year. :)

[mburbank]

I'm sure all you youth find this quite hysterical, but I don't get the joke, and it's cruel. %100 percent of my shoes, sneakers or otherwise, come from payless becuae it's all I can afford.

On the other hand, I was angry I hadn't known I was even in a contest, ort I would have tried harder. I want those dolls.

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry you consider your prize a joke, Max. As with all our prizes, you can request a cash equivalent for your winnings. With your prize, that amount comes to $34.99. I'll still need your shipping address, however.

Les Waste, buck up! Your effort was good enough for 10th and that's nothing to scoff at!

Due to the overwhelming response this contest generated, we're considering issuing a SECOND SET of winners for other categories such as Best Effort, Most References Made, etc. These winners would not receive a prize but would be immortalized with the others on our contest history page :) Let us know what you think.

[Esuohlim]

I am quite honored by this. I put 100% in and I go home with the bronze! http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons_classic/happy.gif

[Rez]

shit, come on.. i thought we werent doing this again... >: :(


:(

[AChimp]

Seventh is a respectable finish, considering that I only trained for a week before the contest began. I have no regrets.

[FS]

All I have to say is, this thing was obviously rigged.

[Rev. Danno]

See you all on groundhogs day!
We should all excange e-mails so we can all keep in touch or meet up on another board. The old I-mockery forum is still running. We should meet up there.
http://pub175.ezboard.com/bimockery
It's still Cool there, & they have Sandwiches!

[Rez]

http://pub175.ezboard.com/bimockery
It's still Cool there, & they have Sandwiches!

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OW OW OW OW OW OW.

[Rev. Danno]

So what board are we all going to meet up on?
We could reek havok on the WOTC forum for four months...
One more day everyone!

[glowbelly]

i should have won a prize just for being forced to read all of the bullshit for the past 8 months >:

[Professor Cool]

I was gonna say that i should get best songwriter but klownboy has beat me to it :(

The contest was over before he came right?

I was gonna try harder but thats what i get for being a procrastinator, next time, Im gonna buck up and the first thing your gonna see is PROFESSOR COOL. >:

I'll miss you all, GO GREEN TEAM FOR LIFE!
http://www.triplechin.com/disco/images/jerks.jpg

Sidenote: Am I still nominated for biggest waste of time next to cynical dave?

[Anonymous]

Okay, you asked for it, and we delivered; Here's the second set of winners!

Best Avatar: AChimp!
With 6 of 17 votes!
Proving once and for all that monkeys ARE hilarious!

Best Effort: BAPE!
With 17 of 17 votes!
Congratulations, kid! You've earned it!

Best Tired Gimmick: Pub Lover!
With 10 of 17 votes!
____
|LOL|

Best Ripoff Of Tired Gimmick: Tropical!
With 8 of 17 votes!
When it comes to not being unique, you stand out from the crowd!

Best Gay Administrator For Un-Stickying This Thread: Mockery!
With 20 of 17 votes!

Best Of Show: SatnsAngel!
With 5 of 17 votes!
Maybe we can ALL get some cyber! :lol

Worst Of Show: Captain Robo!
With 15 of 17 votes!
Nothing can stop the bum rush! Aside from guessing your retarded password, that is!

Thank you all for your participation! Say your last goodbyes and prepare for lockdown in 24 hours! :)
:imock

[kahljorn]

If this thread didn't confuse me I would make a snide remark. Snide. A deplorable nearly despotic remark, filled with sniders who snide at all who walk below the valley of snidingness.

[Dole]

I always knew you would go over to the dark snide.

"i should have won a prize just for being forced to read all of the bullshit for the past 8 months" -AMEN TO THAT.

[GADZOOKS]

you forgot sexiest stud which I clearly am

Im back sluts and I'm doing it Friday's style.

[Esuohlim]

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE MY CHARACTER, GADZOOKS. >:

[mburbank]

i still dont get this damn joke.





but doles new avatar from faster pussycat gave me a chubby so its not a total loss.

[Jixby Phillips]

I have never seen a single Russ Meyer film :(

[Rev. Danno]

Ok, it's agreed, I've been messaging alot of old school Mockers.
We will all meet on Fark, TMBG weblog, & Chojin's Live Journal...
Let's alll try to keep in touch...
When it all comes back on In Feb. we sould all have some funny shit planned out.
And yes I think it's worth a site shut down so the Richmond crew can work on school full time for at least part of the year, I mean how long has Proto been working on his Masters degree anyway...
If any mock meets happen, take pictures...

[Rez]

i had a dream you people got these prizes....

[HickMan]

I didn't know the boards were closing. But if it's for good reason, I guess I'll live. :( See all yall later.

[GADZOOKS]

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE MY CHARACTER, GADZOOKS. >:

Why would i ever do that milhouse?

I had a dream too Rez, where i was having sex and then someone said that we were out of paper towels... :(

[The Retro Kat]

Is there an exact date on the shutdown?

[CaptainBubba]

Just a couple hours left. I'll be sure to see you guys next year. If anyone wants to keep touch my SN is DscoM0nkie.

[The Retro Kat]

Mine is Super Retro Guy on aim.
Yahoo is TheRetroKat.

[Esuohlim]

I hate goodbyes :(

BUT THEY REMIND ME THAT I'LL SAY HELLOS AGAIN LATER :lol

[ScruU2wice]

Well, its been fun. Im gonna miss most of you ...
till next year

:bow
:walksoffintosunset

[Blue]

This better be a joke.... >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

No, it isn't. See you in 4 months. And if you come back in the mean time, your computer will freeze. :(

[glowbelly]

15 minutes according to my clock!! what can i say? i'm really going to not miss most of you, but those who i will miss know my aim name, so that's alright.

plus i plan on meeting up with a few of you in between times. we'll take loads of pictures so we can start up a brand new pyph thread on the brand new boards. :)

kissy kiss.

[ziggytrix]

OMG, don't foreget to put me on the mailing-list... I know I'm not around much, but I'll miss lurking in the hidden forum. ;)