THE NEVER ENDING STORY!

[CrapOnAStick]

I start and you continue:

Once a upon a time, 2 kids named Bob and Al were going to the candy store one day. Suddenly, the sky turned black and-


CONTINUE! >:

[slavemason]

it began to rain as the meteorologist had predicted the night before. Bob was disturbed by the change in circumstance while Al simply...

[James]

...decided his name was no longer Al. From now on, he would be referred to as Jilly. Bob asked, "Why do you want to change your name, Al?" And Jilly stabbed him, but he didn't die. Instead, he...

[JeefGyle]

...was in critical condition, and the doctors put him into an induced coma for 15 years. When he awoke the world had changed, nobody knew what inspector gadget was, and Leslie Nielson was dead. This was very sad, and Bob decided he would have to...

[Lynchie]

spontaneously combust in order to kill the doctors who put him in critical condition so........

[James]

...decided his name was no longer Al. From now on, he would be referred to as Jilly. Bob asked, "Why do you want to change your name, Al?" And Jilly stabbed him, but he didn't die. Instead, he...

[Ninjavenom]

...Became violently ill, spilling forth vomit and excrement from all orifices, pouring out like a stinking, vile faucet of putrefaction. His body slowly melted on the sidewalk, in a pile of steaming, rotting, stinking filth. His melted form mortified all passers by, elicting screams of terror from all. As the police arrived on the scene, People began to slow their cars and look at the deformed, sludge-like pile of bastard skin and innards. Bob had stole off, running deep into the heart of the city. The irony was not lost on him. Not ten minutes before al's spontaneous melting, Bob had told Al he was going to 'melt his sugar' ALL NIGHT LONG. Huddled over in a clump of shrubbery, covered in vomit, Al promised himself that he would never, EVER eat candy again, in honor of his gay, melted friend.

[CaptainBubba]

>: You got the story messed up. And his name is Jilly now, not Al.

[CrapOnAStick]

Suddenly giant monkeys jumped out of nowhere and ripped Mammoth apart, causing them to fight over who gets to eat him. Jilly got so angry that he

[James]

...decided his name was no longer Al. From now on, he would be referred to as Jilly. Bob asked, "Why do you want to change your name, Al?" And Jilly stabbed him, but he didn't die. Instead, he...

[Krythor]

..beat a dead horse in retaliation ( >: ) and....

[Ninjavenom]

Began vomiting continuously. He tried to scream, but he choked on the outpouring of filth and his lungs began to crowd with the stenchly liquid. As the streaming, repugnant fluid splattered forth onto the ground, he felt a deep pain in his chest. he gripped his hands over his heart and clutched madly as his skin, falling forth onto his knees into the pooling, blithering purulence. A burning sensation began to fill his chest, flowing through his veains like coursing fire. Again he trtied to scream, but asphyxiation was still taking over. He clutched his left hand on top of the other, trying to grasp the inflammation, but to no avail. He could tell that it was his heart. His hands gripped suddenly tighter on the bones of his ribcage, trying desperately to claw at the pain. As he felt his heart explode, his vision began to go blank. All he could see was black, and felt a burning inferno spread across his body, like he was melting inside a gigantic roasting pot. He flopped over on the sidewalk, his chest turning a bruised red. He lay there, bleeding in a puddle of his own vomit, a true subjective case for morality: Don't steal.

As bob was calling an ambulance, the disconnect button was suddenly pressed from behind him. He whirled around, only to meet with the most feared man in the state: Val Caleri, "The Butcher". They called him that for a very good reason. Before bob could call for help, he was busted on the head with a brick, knocked out cold.

As he awoke inside a small warehouse, bob could hear a sharp grinding sound. He wondered in his head, and tried to move his head to look, but his body was numb. He lay flattened down on a table of some sort. All he could see was an old, rusty lamp on the ceiling, and the dingy looking tiles on the ceiling. He heard creaking footsteps, as The Butcher approchaed. he knew his fate. Feeling a sharp pain in his arm, he screamed in terror. He saw the butcher raise up a bloody meat cleaver, with skin partlices and flecks of bone on it. He only screamed louder. The Butcher grunted as he slung the rusty blade down for another bone-cracking slice. "You should have known i was following you" was nearly muffled by yells and screams of intense pain, coursing through Bob's body. "You have talked to me several times. Remember the Internet?". Another chop to the terrified victim's right arm, splattering blood up into Bob's vision. "Helm21 must ring a bell." he sneered as he stared into Bob's face, with his long hair dripping blood into his victim's face. He raised his cleaver once again for another strike...

[Lynchie]

when accidentally he dropped the knife, giving Bob just enough time to recover and get out of the god forsaken place, but just as he started to get up...........

[James]

...decided his name was no longer Al. From now on, he would be referred to as Jilly. Bob asked, "Why do you want to change your name, Al?" And Jilly stabbed him, but he didn't die. Instead, he...

[Ninjavenom]

:|

[slavemason]

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Bob turned into a WereChojin and fucked Jilly's day slam up.

[Spectre X]

until Optimus Prime stepped on him, and began to fight Megatron.

[huh]

then the green bay football team came and dicided to kill them selfs and took al(aka.jilly)and told him the blue fling rhinos from anartica would come and steal all the cholalate in the town so megatron went to anartica with 5 side-kicks ,superman,mario,the doughboy,a t-rex,and apu from the simsons.and then they got on a...

[Spectre X]

plane, which was shot down by jason, the Dutch, talking, typing komodo Dragon wearing power armor, and Optimus Prime.

[James]

...decided his name was no longer Al. From now on, he would be referred to as Jilly. Bob asked, "Why do you want to change your name, Al?" And Jilly stabbed him, but he didn't die. Instead, he...

[Spectre X]

he shot Jamesman in the nuts, to stop him from ever reproducing, and posting that same fucking (but hilarious) reply ever again.

[Skulhedface]

Then they sat their asses down on the middle of the street while popping rubber band guns at each other. Suddenly, one lodged in Jilly's eye, causing him to shriek in pain at the tops of his lungs...

[MaskedMonk]

..."Without Jamesman's repetitive hilarious reply that is terrible and great at the same time this story must evolve continuity!" Jilly shrieked, though he had intended to say "AGH my eye!" and it just came out wrong, though he didn't want to ruin his momentum so he continued "And if we can't do that because everybody here just posts about violence and painful things happening to us! WE'RE DOOMED!" "Yes," Bob replied. "But if violence and pain are our only purpose, then let us make the best of the situation."

So they devoted their lives to beating the shit out of furries. Nazi pirate furries who were plotting to...

[Skulhedface]

..stab them in the eye. As the spork headed towards Jilly's eyes...


...he woke up. And his sheets were off-colored. With the aroma of ammonia in the air, Jilly leapt out of bed and...

[MaskedMonk]

...realized that he had just dreamed the part about being named Jilly. From now on, he would be referred to as Al. Bob asked, "Why did you want to change your name in the dream, Al?" And Al stabbed him, but he didn't die. Instead, he...

[Skulhedface]

...said, "I'm hungry. Let's go to KFC. George Costanza recommends the Popcorn Chicken."

Al headed straight for the sporks, which he then used to...

[MaskedMonk]

...eat chicken. But before they could do that, George Costanza popped out from behind a table and exclaimed "HAHAHA! My hilarious commercials for hot wings were really just a TRAP! For you two! Now, face my army of pirate nazi furries!" Bob responded by throwing the spork at his forehead, which stuck out comically but also killed him. But there were still millions of nazi pirate furries surrounding every exit of wherever the hell Al and Bob were. The Boss Furry Nazi Pirate shouted, "You will not escape alive! For we have...

[James]

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[MaskedMonk]

[Out of story: Am I the only one who says we just totally ignore that one? I would have just posted something ignoring it but it's not my turn]

[Skulhedface]

..changed his name to Jamesman!

(that's not intended as an insult, more a tribute, because Jamesman is one of the few regular posters that finally stopped giving me a hard time)

[Bennett]

...and Jamesman was the guest on a special edition of "The View" hosted by Star Jones, Mary Kate and Ashley, Boner from "Growing Pains," and Captain N the Gamemaster. Captain N looked over at Jamesman and said, "your repeat posts have all the creativity and originality of 'The Legend' and 'Fragile is the Garden of the Mind...'"

[Generator86]

...then Captain N stated, "but I digress". Then Boner shouted, "Will you people stop calling me 'boner'? Do you not realize the sexual connotations of that?" Then he proceeded to finger bang Tracey Gold, where she asked Boner, "No, you've got it all wrong. The fingers are supposed to go down my THROAT!" Then Balki from 'Perfect Strangers'....

[Skulhedface]

...started strangling Mork from Ork, until the Fonz jumped a shark haha wheeeeeee....

[Generator86]

....and when he landed, he gave the thumbs up sign, said "Ay! Hey, what ever happened to Bob and Al/Jilly?"

[Skulhedface]

Then Bob and Al/Jilly show up, screaming "We've been lost in obscure old school pop culture references and we're drowning here!"

So the networks cancelled all their shows all over again, leaving us with just Bob and Al.

Bob and Al sit down on the curb. They start sptting on the sidewalk and scratching at their sacs until...

[MaskedMonk]

...eight million nazi furry pirates came and...

[huh]

then meanwhile on earth mario started the first level after apu game him a green mushroom(hahahahahaha).super man took mario with him to the planet message board to kick some nazi ass megatron went and smoked some of the nazi's with his big ass pipe after he flameed them with his blaster thingey.mario then started mooning them with his big ol' ass and said CAN YOU HANDLE IT.n took out a machine gun n said DIE SHULUBS!!!!!!then super man

[whoreable]

YOU GUYS ARE VERY FUNNY :)

GREAT STORY :)
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[MaskedMonk]

...exploded...

[Generator86]

....leaving viscera and last night's chicken lo mein strewn about the street for local street bum Ol' Ass Jimmy to scoop up in his filthy hands and gorge himself before walking to the corner liquor store to pick up his morning bottle of Ripple and drinking himself into a drunken stupor so he can have his neverending heated debate with the sun as to whether or not those damned meddling kids who caused him to lose his job, wife, and sanity actually DID exist...

[MaskedMonk]

...so the sun got pissed off and stabbed him because it was sick of having the same conversation over and over because this guy smelled like crap and he...

[The Retro Kat]

...was forced to have sex with his mom. Just as he was spewing...

[MaskedMonk]

...semen into his mom Al and Bob came back, took off his and his mom's masks, revealing them to be nazi furry pirates. Then Al and Bob killed them. But since there was nothing else to do they...

[Sam]

.... decided to go to the candy store that was owned my Hans Tyluckey, the noted child molester who once...

[MaskedMonk]

...molested children in his candy store - while on fire. Hans Tyluckly was in the store waiting for them and when they entered he...

[Generator86]

continued molesting a small child while eating a Blow Pop. He offered the child to Al, who promptly....

[MaskedMonk]

...took the child and beat Hans over the head with him while Bob took as much candy as he could carry and then burned the store down. Then the police came and...

[CaptainBubba]

...had sex
...melested inanimate objects
...did something ridiculous or impossible pertaining to sexual activity
...engaged in bland and overly gory violent action
...played the piano

HAHAHAHAHA GOT YOU ON THAT LAST ONE FUCKERS! I'M TOO DAMN GOOOOOOOD FOR SCHOOL!


see its funny because "played the piano" doesn't fit with the other ones! Chances are they never would've put that! ITS FRICKIN HILARIOUS! >:

[Rongi]

...took the child and beat Hans over the head with him while Bob took as much candy as he could carry and then burned the store down. Then the police came and...

Arrested MaskedMonk, Sam Teh Gay Furry, and Generator86 >:.

[MaskedMonk]

...so MaskedMonk killed all police everywhere because he's a ninja and he can do that, and the story continued as if that had never happened somehow.

[Generator86]

So, where we stand right now is that Al and Bob and a small child are continuing their journeys with pockets heavy with candy. The furry Nazis or whatever have been vanquished, Superman is dead, Ol' Ass Jimmy was murdered by the sun (?), and the town pederast was beaten to a pulp. Oh, and briefly, crappy stars from crappy sitcoms made their appearance as well.

Moving right along.....Al and Bob dropped off The Child at the local orphanage run by nuns, who took The Child in and promptly converted It to Catholicism, where said Child spent the next three months in confession for sins The Child didn't even know It commited. Al and Bob looked at one another and said, "Another job well done, mate! Let's go work on our abs or something!" So off they went....

[MaskedMonk]

...and worked on their abs for a few days, and ended up with the biggest strongest abs in the entire town. This pissed off Big Abs Johnson, who went to their house and told him that "there's only room for one guy with monstrously huge abs in this town" and went on to...

[Lynchie]

punch each other in the stomach to see whose abs could take the most hits when all of a sudden.....

[MaskedMonk]

THE ALIENS INVADED!

[Sam]

Big Abs Johnson tried to defeat the aliens by greasing up his humongous abs and thrusting them in a some what questionable manner at the aliens, when the aliens pulled out a ....

[Generator86]

..Gigantic Ab Shrinking Gun, rendering everyone in the ab punching contest useless. With visions of world domination dancing around in their almond-shaped eyes....

[MaskedMonk]

they realized that a side effect of the ab-shrinking gun was to give the people it was used on laser eyes...

[Spectre X]

so they tried to shoot lasers from their eyes, but the ray gave them backward laser eyes, so they burned holes into their own heads and...

[Skulhedface]

... realized it was all a dream.

However, Bob and Al decided that big pecs WERE the way to go. However, years of candy eating have left their various muscles in varying states of atrophy. Gathering that exercise would be a monumental overtaking, they broke open all their piggy banks, checked under all their mattresses, and emptied all their savings accounts to go get pectoral implants. Looking in the phone book, they picked out a surgeon at random and finally decided on the well known Dr. Doogie Howser, whose name appears here because this has become a "throw in some pop-culture reference, no matter how obscure" thread.

Heading to Dr. Howser's office, with a shine in their eyes and dreams of bigger pectoral muscles, they...

[Spectre X]

were beamed up by aliens who then "gang probed" them, and...

[MaskedMonk]

used advanced alien technology to make them super strong so that they could assist the aliens in battle against their sworn enemies, the...

[shulaces88]

george formanites. SO when bob and jill arived on plant george foreman with the aliens, they tested the new george foreman lean green grilling machine. And it was leaner and greaner than before. And George foreman declared "it is good and fat free". And upon that day, god declared "it is good and fat free" and he rested and ate the lean green chicken and bob and jill were ushered into the garden of eaten, were they grilled the snake, and it was lean and green. But then they ran out of food, so george foreman arrived, and they beat him up and grilled him. ANd he became lean and green. And god declared...

[Spectre X]

"handjobs are fun for the entire family", and he lay down and...

[Generator86]

snorted a line of coke the size of the Great Wall of China, because he could.

[Spectre X]

Then, he was so fucking high out of his mind, that he accidentally Zapped (tm) Al/Jilly, and Bob, so...

[Skulhedface]

...they closed their eyes, shook their heads, counted to three, took their Prozac, and opened their eyes... LO AND BEHOLD! NOTHING! It had all been just a paranoid delusion!

But they still had wanted to get their snazzy pectoral implants. Upon going to Dr. Howser's office, he put them under the knife right away, when suddenly...

...Jilly started screaming like a little girl! Dr. Howser had forgotten to use anaestetic!

Storming out of the office with half a pec implant, Jilly decided it'd be best to go home and reflect on the day's events, telling Bob that he'd see him tomorrow.

As Jilly drifted to sleep...

...he shrieked again! You KNOW you cannot have major surgery without getting even so much as a stitch without it hurting like a BITCH when you lay on it!

His neighbors woke up, including the insane General Maximoff, who lived next door. Pulling out his insanely huge rocket launcher and spouting endless words of hate and Russian propaganda, he...

[The Retro Kat]

...then sodomized all of them. Afterwards...

[Spectre X]

the Universe collapsed, and everything was turned into a big, tiny, really small, pinpoint thingy. But suddenly...

[Skulhedface]

Some big fat kid swallowed the tiny little ball and...

[MaskedMonk]

the ball expanded back to the size of the universe, instantly killing the fat kid, and everything was as it was before, only Al had two full pec implants because...

[Sam]

because when the universe first collapsed it pulled all the parralell (sp?) dimensions together, causing one left pectoral implant Al with the right implant to meet one pectoral implant Al with the left implant.. upon meeting they met Al with no pectoral implants, but who was a genius, who created the parallell (sp again?) universe combiner machine. They both stepped into it and were combined into 2 pectoral implant Al. But this concerned Al becase when the universe expanded back and the fat kid had been killed Al also had...

[Rongi]

To stop this thread because it is very gay.


[center:102dfa8e3f]The End[/center:102dfa8e3f]

[Skulhedface]

Moral of this story: Those pec implants were really silicone implants, and Jilly decided he should have a more fitting name. So he changed it to Rongi.

Thank you and goodnight from Masterpiece Theater.

[shulaces88]

BUt god declared that the story wasn't over, and it was so. And god did smiteth rongi for being a dipshit. And he suffered eternal damnation in hell with richard simons and jamesman....

[Rongi]

To stop this thread because it is very gay.

[center:19f9428c40]The End[/center:19f9428c40]

[Spectre X]

and the aliens came back and "gang probed"Rongi into eternity.

[MaskedMonk]

MORAL: Adding gang probing makes things much less gay.

[koolaidolio]

its not supposed to end ahhhhhh

[huh]

its over people(for as much as i know

[Bennett]

Tue Mar 25-Tue Aug 26...

you think?

[huh]

no i meant it should go on. but not a soul will do as me

[Cap'n Crunch]

huh

[Esuohlim]

SHUT THE FUCK UP HUH >:

[huh]

SHUT THE FUCK UP HUH >:

what do you have against me

[Rongi]

huh

[Cap'n Crunch]

huh?