This was a completley clothed endeavor, my friends.

[noob3]

I'm in a backseat of a car. A cramped backseat, actually. Atleast, with two people in it, it was. And then her mom pulls up right next to us.

Yeah. I didn't know what the fuck to do. I just sat up, traumatized. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

ohmg what happened ? :(

[AChimp]

It would have been super cramped if she got in the backseat, too. :(

[ziggytrix]

oops i read that all backwards, nevermind

[glowbelly]

tell her that your mom said it was ok :)

[noob3]

She got out real fast and got in the car with her mom, and then they drove off. I sat in my car alone for like, 10 minutes :(

[Comrade Rocket]

you havent had secks till you've been caught having seck

[AChimp]

:lol @ glowbelly

[noob3]

you havent had secks till you've been caught having seck

We wern't even doing anything like that!

[ziggytrix]

not even kissing?

[AChimp]

Wanna take a stab at grabbing the Too-Much-Information crown? I think Seth took it from me when he made reference to his "panted prince," but I'm not quite sure.

[noob3]

We were kissing, definatley. At one point she asked me if I could breathe. She kept saying I was giving off mixed signals, and asking if I was uncomfortable. Sigh. I totally suck, dudes.

[AChimp]

You are allowed to suck the first time. :(

Maybe even slobber a bit. :/

[draw a sidewalk]

!

you dont suck. if you sucked, i wouldnt of had anything more to do with you. i love you.

i thought it was a humorous situation when my mom pulled up, eventhough i thought i was going to die. she ended up making jokes about foggy windows after i explained it. i was in shock, and having a fit of laughter. nontheless, it was fun.

[noob3]

It's a good thing your mom didn't attack my hobbler ass. I love you too. :)

[Jixby Phillips]

aw :)

[Anonymous]

:romance

[Spooky]

how cute. young love.

[klownboy]

i like true love... even though all of you think im a mean person, really i just need love. :tear

[AChimp]

The only love that will satisfy you is prison love. >:

[FS]

Where were you parked? Driveway?

[noob3]

At the Barnes and Noble her mom was suppose to pick her up at, but she came like 30 minutes before she was suppose to. And I don't even know why we decided to park in Barnes and Noble, I think it was my idea. I don't have too many good ideas. :/

[AChimp]

You're not trusted enough to take her home? :(

[Immortal Goat]

Hey, just look at it this way. Neither of your parents are pissed at you, you got a little kissing action, and you love each other. Not a bad situation, is it.











Too bad Klownboy had to ruin this thread by speaking. >:

[klownboy]

go to hell so me and Satan can cut your balls off, shove them into your mouth, then sew your mouth shut. >:

[noob3]

Get that shit out of my thread :x

[klownboy]

ill do the same to you... >:

[Immortal Goat]

Klownboy, I'd like to see you try and do anything to anyone. You are an annoying sonofabitch, and you have no life. LOOK AT YOUR GODDAMN POST COUNT ALREADY!!! You have been here for THREE FUCKING DAYS!!!!










FUCKING NEWBIE!!! :newbie

[klownboy]

so? im grounded right now and have nothing to do... might as well mess with people. :(

[The Retro Kat]

YOU SUCK! JOHNNY HOMICIDAL MANIAC IS FOR GOTHS, aka RETARDED FUCKS! LEAVE!

[Schimid]

ONE'A THESE DAYS, ALICE >:

[AChimp]

Why hasn't klownboy been banned yet? >:

[Spooky]

The real question is: He think's he's actually messing with any of us?

Alternate question: How old is this guy, anyways?

[Anonymous]

I have yet to see a single, SOLITARY dingus come here and get a huge post count in a couple days WITHOUT being grounded/sick and 'deciding there's nothing better to do' than to mess/screw/fuck with us.

[noob3]

can we ban spooky too?

[Spooky]

I saw that coming the second I saw you had a new post in this thread.

I can be banned when I start making threads about getting caught with my girlfriend in the back of a car. Only IDIOTS WHO NEED TO BE BANNED would make a thread like that. :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

:rolleyes

[draw a sidewalk]

he took me for green tea ice cream today. not just any old ice cream, but GREEN TEA ice cream. yay.

[AChimp]

Tee hee. :O

[Anonymous]

Ha ha. That was my idea.

[draw a sidewalk]

you told me about it, and i did mention you. i thought it would be yum. it was good, but it tasted nothing like green tea. we got green cracker sticks, too. i cant identify chinese food very well, but they didnt have a taste... :yum

[noob3]

you wouldnt finish the stick :p the ice cream looked like guacomole!