NEW MINIMOCK: "DEAD ALIVE" by -RoG-

[Mockery]

I've been working on site stuff so much lately I think my keyboard is gonna break from overuse. Anyway, check out yet another big 2-page feature on a horror classic - Dead Alive, one of the most over-the-top splatterific films of all time.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/dead-alive-box.jpg (http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Dead-Alive)
NEW MINIMOCK: "DEAD ALIVE" by -RoG-:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Dead-Alive

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Drev]

God, i love this movie. :)

[Skulhedface]

YES! I love this movie, and for awhile it was hard to track down the uncensored version of it. Kudos RoG for the minimock!

[Poxpower]

Oh my, interesting :)
I've heard too much good about this movie to pass this up

[the_dudefather]

yay! braindead is one of my favorite movies, i love the bit when he finished lawnmowing the room of zombies, but the floor was so bloody he kept slipping, so used the dismembered peices of zombies as stepping stones..

you have to review meet the feebles at some point, another of peter jacksons movies.

btw: yeah i called it braindead, because im a rebel! and thats what the movie is called over here (and in austrailia i think)

[klownboy]

man dead alive is the coolest movie. i like the part when the old lady eats the dog. custurd... :puke

[Spooky]

this was a great suprise to wake up to. that giant rat still scares me shitless. :(

[Spectre X]

In can honestly say, that movie had more blood than Saving Private Ryan.

It's about equal with the Evil Dead Trilogy in amount of blood. Yes. The ENTIRE trilogy. :eek

[Bestrest]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Dead-Alive/31.gif <-

I loved the priest, and i just LOVED this guy.. Chop chop chop chop =)

I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!!1!

[Snatchtastic]

Fuck, I laughed my goddamn balls of through this show, when the old zombies are humping and she bites the guys lips off and eats them.

GOLD.


Anyone see Bad Taste?

[Mockery]

Bad Taste was definitely a great flick, and they put out a really nice DVD for it not too long ago, but it still can't compare to the almighty Dead Alive. Hopefully someday they'll release a "collector's edition" dvd of it or something...

And yeah, make sure you see the UNRATED version. The R-rated version is blasphemy.

[Rez]

god, we can only hope, i still haven't been able to find it.
>: :(

[The Retro Kat]

Ha, not too long ago I made a thread about this in the movie forum.

[Pliers the Goron King]

Horror movies suck

[Jeanette X]

http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/acbible.gif
I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD! :rock

But I kinda think that Crispin Glover would have made a better lionel.

[Comrade Rocket]

Ive seen this on the shelves at Hollywood Video for a while now. Next time I go there im so renting this.

[Killing Joke]

The edited version of Dead Alive is possibly the gayest thing ever....I remember renting it once on accident (i was bored on night, and didn't own it then) and i was just shocked..it's pathetic...I kept going "What the fuck!?" over and over again..and then turned it off...

Never ever rent it!

though..because of that movie...I cannot eat custard..I always think there is old lady goo in it...

[Mockery]

A rare post from KJ, I should've known that a big feature on Dead Alive would draw you out of the woodworks! Anyway, yeah, it's always funny when you talk to a hardcore Dead Alive fan about the R-Rated version. You can just see a swell of anger come over their face within mere seconds.

though..because of that movie...I cannot eat custard..I always think there is old lady goo in it...

Ok, now I'm thinking you didn't even read the review. Fuckhead.

[pissed off salesman]

The part where ma's stomach open looked really fucked up, i mean look at her boobs!

[Mockery]

The animated screenshots can't even capture how insane the entire end sequence is.

[pjalne]

I've only seen the Braindead cut of this one. Better get my hands on this edition. Anybody know exactly what's different?

[Rez]

update:

friend and i go to borders, not really expecting much... but then... we see DEAD ALIVE: UNRATED.

holy shit.

small problem, i have no money.

i look desperately at my friend... he's loaded with cash. i grabbed and shove it in his face going "heere! heeeeeeere!"

long story short, he says "...nawww"

i wanted to castrate him, i go home.

next morning, he calls me up and says "they dont have it anymore"

i'm ready to wear vengeance gear and fullfill my earlier impulse when he says "i bought it"

i rush over.

we watch it...to the end...at the end... my head hurts, my stomach lurched many times, and i nearly died laughing... this movie is GOD.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I bought it too. I like the part when the guy's intestines are chasing him around for about 20 minutes. Did Roger mention in the review when the girl says his mom ate her dog, Lionel goes, "Not all of it!"