What our war tactic should be

[Lynchie]

I think that the easiest way to win the war over Iraq, is to gather an army of monkeys. Yes monkeys. If we equiped them with gas masks, and somehow created a powerful napalm like substance that the monkeys could throw, we'd definitely win the war over terrorism.

[CaptainBubba]

Jixby Philips already made this thread. :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

It'd be the monkeys big chance to turn on us and take over the world. o_o

[Shut Up]

I like you, Lynchie. You've got spunk. And by 'spunk', I mean cum. On your face, in your mouth and inside your stomach, too.

It's too bad the napalm-throwing monkeys didn't pay a visit to your mongloid of a mom's house before she shit you out.

[Lynchie]

1. I didn't know Jixby already did this thread.

2. I don't even care about what you think about my mom, because, quite frankly, she's a fucking asshole and I don't care if she dies.

3. As for the cum in my face, mouth, and stomach, I don't, sorry. You shouldn't have gotten your hopes up.

[I am Mexican Jewish]

How about sending SbB titties chicks to over there?

[GnrySgtHartman]

http://new.wavlist.com/movies/262/fmj-ugly.wav

[Shut Up]

Well, Lynchie from Quincy, who is so brain dead she has to number her thoughts in order to remember them, you can suck a big fat cock for all I care. Maybe you'll think of another halarious and insightful joke to post while you're down there.

:D

[Zero]

A better tactic would be to strap thousands of midgets to nukes and arm them all with heavy machineguns and drop them out of planes. :)

[Lynchie]

That midgit idea is great, I'd pay to see that. And Shut Up, sorry but for one I'm not a girl, and two, it's amazing that some little half-retarded eunich that greases cocks for his job as a fluffer is trying to insult my intelligence, dick head.

[Zero]

Traditionally, don't fluffers suck cocks rather than grease them?

[slavemason]

Let me think long and hard on this one...
...FLUFFER MONKEYS !

[Lynchie]

can't fluffers do both, and I think all of the porn stars would want a fluffer monkey

[GnrySgtHartman]

This topic pisses me off >:

[Shut Up]

"And Shut Up, sorry but for one I'm not a girl

Wha? You're sorry for not being a girl? What's there to be sorry about? Even if you weren't a girl, I'm sure your mother still loves you, despite what she says. Despite when she locked you in the closet with a dress on and your dick and balls tucked between your legs while chanting, 'Mommy wanted a girl. Mommy wanted a girl.'

It's okay, many of us are gender-confused. Well, actually, no that's not true. You're the only person I can think of off-hand who is. Weird fuck.

[Lynchie]

Actually, Mommy didn't want anything. And as for these stories that you're trying to tell me about my childhood, you seem to be getting a little in depth about them considering you don't even know me, are you sure they didn't happen to you?[/quote]

[Zero]

Shut Up, you're a gay fluffer monkey.

[starz]

whats with the fmj wavs gnry..

[Captain Robo]

These noobs get better every time I come here :suicide

[Rongi]

These noobs get better every time I come here :suicide

You really shouldn't be talking :lol.

[Captain Robo]

Originallly posted by Jamesman This is something I actually have not seen. Rongi, I'm starting to hate you, because you're being a stupid.

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Originally posted by Rongi I was just kidding :(

:lol

[Rongi]

I didn't even say I'm sorry :lol. Retard :lol.

[GnrySgtHartman]

:lol I just pissed myself

[Captain Robo]

Not apologizing to Jamesman is just plain rude :lol

[FS]

LOL monkeys

what if they threw CHEESE that would be gr8

lolol #@$ FART

[Captain Robo]

Originally posted by Mockery Shut up Rongi.

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Originally posted by Rongi I'm sorry :(.

Uh, there's this one game I like for the PS1 that no one, or at least no one I know, knows about. It's called Threads Of Fate, cool game.

:rolleyes
:lol

[Rongi]

Robo grew a pube today. Now I guess he thinks he's a man or something :).

[fred the scalpel]

i like monkeys
i like cheese

monkeys + cheese = :conspiracy

[Captain Robo]

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1595487.jpg

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ILLITERATE BASTARD

[Rongi]

Wow, you just ruined jixby and chojin's joke :lol. And you know what a pube is...oh wait, I don't think they teach you that till 7th grade :lol.

[GnrySgtHartman]

You going to admit you like Anime also?


Do you laugh at your own jokes?

[Rongi]

Do you ever shut the fuck up?

Are you that damn stupid?

[GnrySgtHartman]

Now, now Rongi, Don't get mad. I know your insults are really tough considering the fact that you are jamesmans bitch. Speaking of stupid, Please spell correctly on this board, Rongi :).

[Rongi]

Jamesman's bitch? Now you're just making shit up. Man, you must be really desprate to fit in here :/.

[GnrySgtHartman]

Desprate? You lose Rongi, Tell me your sorry, little bitch.

[Rongi]

Lose? Lose what? If anything, you lost. You tried to fit in, and you failed horribly. Everyone here hates you.

Now kneel, bitch :).

[GnrySgtHartman]

Who said I was trying to fit in? Rongi If anything your the one going to EVERY FUCKING NEWBIE TOPIC, and saying immature little shit like "Shut the fuck up" Oh and please try to NOT apologize to the veterans here PLEASE. You lose, good day sir.

[Rongi]

You're just a sore loser :p

[GnrySgtHartman]

Don't try and be nice all of the sudden fucknut, try and correct that emoticon you messed up. You lose, good day sir.

[Rongi]

I'm not being nice, I'm trying to piss you off :). Obviously, it is working quite well.

[GnrySgtHartman]

Actually, Rongi, It's just that you have no more "Shut the fuck up" comebacks, Please try and be "The nice Rongi" For a while PLEASE. You lose, good day sir.


Try and double post that message please.

[Rongi]

Hartman, I thought you where done :/. Well, now that you've lost, you have to leave now, never return, and kill yourself just to make sure you don't try and post here again. Ok? Good.

[FS]

This post seems to have knocked a wormhole into the bizarro-I-Mockery universe where the majority of mockers are gay, unfunny retards. :eek

[GnrySgtHartman]

Thought I where done? Rongi you want me to kill myself? Oh yeah I knew that sounded familiar, Rongi, Please you CANNOT be more original than that, Please be The nice Rongi as Sadie has suggested.

[sadie]

huh?

[slavemason]

What happened to the monkeys?

[Captain Robo]

SHUT THE FUCK UP RONGI

[Rongi]

Aww, Captain Robo is grumpy. Maybe he should take a nap.

[slavemason]

Thanks for the eyesore there Robo and as for you Rogi, it seems like you're just posting by the pound so you can get close to the Jamesman. Don't be shy, just give him a call and ask him out. :blowme

[Captain Robo]

What happened to the monkeys?

Thanks for the eyesore there Robo and as for you Rogi, it seems like you're just posting by the pound so you can get close to the Jamesman. Don't be shy, just give him a call and ask him out. :blowme

SHUT UP

[Rongi]

Thanks for the eyesore there Robo and as for you Rogi, it seems like you're just posting by the pound so you can get close to the Jamesman. Don't be shy, just give him a call and ask him out. :blowme

Excuse me, who the fuck are you again :/?

[slavemason]

http://www.misl.net/upload_images/mascot.jpg

[Lynchie]

First things first, slavemason what the hell was that. Secondly, is it just me or have we gone off topic a little bit.

[GnrySgtHartman]

This is officially the best topic ever made.

[Lynchie]

Thank you, and why?

[slavemason]

First things first, slavemason what the hell was that. Secondly, is it just me or have we gone off topic a little bit.
This thread was dead long before my needless remarks.
I kept asking about the monkeys but appartenly the topic has been changed to somebody's pubes. To keep with the change in direction, I'm up to a baker's dozen.

[Matt Harty]

What what about monkeys?

[slavemason]

I realize that these threads don't stay on the subject very long but usually the first post starts the thread. Since you don't have the attention span to read through all the posts (and I can't blame you), here is the first post for this thread.

I think that the easiest way to win the war over Iraq, is to gather an army of monkeys. Yes monkeys. If we equiped them with gas masks, and somehow created a powerful napalm like substance that the monkeys could throw, we'd definitely win the war over terrorism.

[Matt Harty]

Ah yes, and I think I said something about the monkeys turning againts us.

The world is over

[Lynchie]

Yeah, from monkeys to someones pubes is kind of a big change, I guess it did die a while ago. We do need either napalm shit throwing monkeys or a bunch of midgits with machine guns and nukes though.

[Shut Up]

Inserting monkeys and midgets into every joke does not make you funny. Being ugly and celibate, however, does make you sound like Lynchie.

[Lynchie]

Too bad monkeys and midgits are both ideas of what our war tactic SHOULD be. And do you know what celibacy means, seriously, do you. It has more than one meaning, and one them is the sate of not being married. The other is abstaining from sex. I'm not married, so I guess I am celibate, partially. As for ugly, yeah, I probably am but I'll still get more women than you ever will.

[me]

I say that on top of the monkeys we go to all the death row inmates and give them the opportunity to be trianed and dropped into Iraq. We train them and tell them to kill everyone in country and not to come back to the U.S. Then we give em guns and drop them in and forget about them for a while. Then, we send in another wave of monkeys to kill the inmates. What a plan, taking care of tax dollars and Iraq at the same time.

[Zero]

and the n the inmates side with the iraqis. then they all come back and make everyone their prison bitches.

[me]

See, thats good, they wouldn't come back here because, as you know, the only thing that Iraq has that can reach us is, well, nothing, so they would make the Irqis their prison bitches or vice versa then we go over there and bomb the fuck out of the place. We kill everyone, women, children, even their furry barnyard friends because thats what it's going to take to destroy Iraq. If only I were president, this country would be so fucked up.

[YoMama]

To win the war with Iraq we should send the worst of the worst american idol rejects to Iraq equiped with mega phones while they sing Micheal Bolton songs. And tell them that this will continue until they hand Sadam over. The war would be over in less that 48 fucking hours. And as an added bonous we can clense our gene pool of those retarded fucks forever!

[CaptainBubba]

Did you even bother to read how people reacted to Lynchie's comically identical post? :(

[slavemason]

I hope you've brushed up on your Bolton you pickled pig feet eating motherfuck.

[sadie]

my granny ate pickled pig's feet. :(

[slavemason]

I tried no to look at my grandma long enough to know what she was eating. A real spook job, she was.

[YoMama]

Whoa...someones bitter! After my first post I have already made an enemy. Aint life grand? Sure slavemason...I'll have some pickled pigs feet as soon as I have time track down your mom and hack them off of her fat greasy haunches you little shit! :goth