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I am Mexican Jewish
Feb 15th, 2003, 01:32 PM
:squigly Hello. I don't know what else to say. :/
Jixby Phillips
Feb 15th, 2003, 01:34 PM
HOW ABOUT "GOODBYE" >:
I am Mexican Jewish
Feb 15th, 2003, 01:40 PM
Wow. A nice greeting from one of the veteran members. I am so touched.
GnrySgtHartman
Feb 15th, 2003, 01:45 PM
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Cybernetico
Feb 15th, 2003, 02:03 PM
Ph33r TeH crazy full metal jacket wavs.

But as for mexican jewish, why would you post an introduction thread in a graphical forum, knowing that you would dishonor your family name forever and that the only way to redeem yourself would be to take your own life with a sword? Why Mexican? WHY!?
Malevolent
Feb 15th, 2003, 02:09 PM
Your application has been reviewed, but I'm sorry to report we don't have any more idiotic fuckhead positions open. As a matter of fact, we've been trying to let go some of the ones we already have. We'll keep your application on file, but I don't think we'll ever have a need for your services.
Cybernetico
Feb 15th, 2003, 02:15 PM
Zany malovent, you could never be an employer, you're supposed to tell them that you'll call them! Haven't you seen the movies and commercials, TV is always right. It told me to say this!
Malevolent
Feb 15th, 2003, 02:25 PM
We do things differently around here at I-Mockery. We believe that some of these individuals are so fucking stupid that they will actually expect that call. Eventually, they'll get impatient and start calling us, forcing us to send out a death squad. That's a valuable waste of our resources, so we try to be honest hoping they'll fuck off and die of their own volition.
James
Feb 15th, 2003, 02:46 PM
YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME >:
Malevolent
Feb 15th, 2003, 02:48 PM
It's been done before. Many times by many different people :|
James
Feb 15th, 2003, 02:50 PM
Yes, but you specifically stole it from me, seeing as I invented it in 1748. >:
Malevolent
Feb 15th, 2003, 02:56 PM
So have thousands and thousands of other people since 1748, and I don't see you bitching at them :P
James
Feb 15th, 2003, 03:02 PM
If you would have been my sidekick as I proposed to you, you would have been able to join me on my complaining adventures.

But you just HAD to disapprove of those little undies. :(
Malevolent
Feb 15th, 2003, 03:07 PM
I'm afraid my gigantic ego would never permit me to accept sidekick status.
slavemason
Feb 15th, 2003, 03:26 PM
My giant ego would not permit me to fit into those little undies.
sadie
Feb 15th, 2003, 06:52 PM
I'm afraid my gigantic ego would never permit me to accept sidekick status.

i like you better already. :)