View Full Version : Underworld sucked........
djvampira
Sep 30th, 2003, 09:36 PM
I hate that movie sooooooooooo much. My boyfriend made me go see it and I couldn't believe how bad the script AND acting was. I especially hated the parts when they showed the vampires just lounging around. I mean..is that all they ever fucking do? You would think they would do something cool like killing little Mansonites or something. All of the lounging vampires looked like casting rejects from Interview With A Vampire. The guy who played the love interest couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. I honestly wanted to see him die by the end of the movie.GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I SAY!!!!!!!!!!
CaptainBubba
Sep 30th, 2003, 10:37 PM
Selena gave me a hard on the whole movie.
It was awsome.
You suck.
FS
Oct 1st, 2003, 05:50 AM
oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd
djvampira
Oct 1st, 2003, 07:17 AM
Selena gave me a hard on the whole movie.
It was awsome.
You suck.
No..............I don't.You just don't have any taste.
djvampira
Oct 1st, 2003, 07:18 AM
oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd
I didn't know that valley girls still existed. You have proved me wrong.
Skulhedface
Oct 1st, 2003, 07:54 AM
Freddy Vs. Jason was good.
djvampira
Oct 1st, 2003, 08:30 AM
Freddy Vs. Jason was good.
Didn't see it....but I bet it was better than Underworld. I prefer Dario Argento movies.
Royal Tenenbaum
Oct 1st, 2003, 10:24 AM
Ha, poseur.
Protoclown
Oct 1st, 2003, 12:56 PM
Underworld was :lol
Vibecrewangel
Oct 1st, 2003, 01:57 PM
Glad to see I wasn't the only one completely dissapointed with this one.....
Mockery
Oct 1st, 2003, 02:29 PM
I'm sorry, but I pity anybody who actually went into that movie expecting it to be anything bud sad. I mean, just watch the trailer and you know it's right on par with the quality of movies like Blade.
Vibecrewangel
Oct 1st, 2003, 03:12 PM
But I liked Blade.....well at least up to the rave scene in the first one.....
And well.....the second one
Hmm.....maybe I didn't like those either.....
CaptainBubba
Oct 1st, 2003, 05:35 PM
BUT SELENA GAVE ME A HARD ON. >:
oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd.
Snatchtastic
Oct 1st, 2003, 05:41 PM
Vampires are lazy rich Euro Trash. Of course all thier gonna do is sit around on thier asses. They can just have fresh blood sent to them in 12 packs.
Krythor
Oct 1st, 2003, 06:03 PM
The teaser trailer made it look so promising, too. The TV spots changed my mind about going to see it though. :(
Vibecrewangel
Oct 1st, 2003, 06:24 PM
Personally I think the "best" part of this movie is the White Wolf lawsuit over the whole thing.
Protoclown
Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:31 PM
This movie is funny as shit if you go into it expecting a comedy.
Emu
Oct 6th, 2003, 06:05 PM
Selena was fucking hot. Don't argue, you'll get nowhere.
There's still hope for the sequel, isn't there? ...Isn't there?
Snatchtastic
Oct 6th, 2003, 07:36 PM
Hellz yeah. The m ovie was perfectly set up for the sequel. Now theres going to be Super Wherevampires.
djvampira
Oct 7th, 2003, 11:54 AM
Hellz yeah. The m ovie was perfectly set up for the sequel. Now theres going to be Super Wherevampires.
Just what the world needs.............
Emu
Oct 7th, 2003, 10:20 PM
The Michael guy reminded me of a pussy version of the Hulk at the end. :(
the_dudefather
Oct 9th, 2003, 12:41 PM
underworld gets the award for "someone getting his head sliced in two and taking his time relising it"
and thats taking anime into consideration.
i mean, he gets sliced, turnes around, looks angry, fwips out little blade things, goes into battle pose....then....swfloop (noise of someones head being sliced in half).
they should of had more werewolf action
Snatchtastic
Oct 9th, 2003, 12:42 PM
The cool thing about this movie was the modified Beretta's and other machine pistols.
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