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kellychaos
Oct 1st, 2003, 10:39 AM
OK, so there I was ... getting a physical for a new job. I thought is was just going to be the ol' "pee in a cup and questions about your medical history" thing. It turned out to be a FULL physical. The twist? The P.A. was this HOT young woman. I know! I know! It shouldn't matter, it's immature and she seemed to be very competent and all but ... STILL. :mellow: Well, moving right along the big (and I use the term hesitantly) moment came (and I use THIS word even more hesitantly) along. "Drop your trousers. please. I have to check for hernias, lumps, ect." She must have caught my hesitation because she then gives me this "Alright, let's have 'em!" gesture with her hands and, I daresay, pleading face. Of course, what do I do (I couldn't resist)? I drop my drawers and in my best magician's voice exclaim "TAA DAA!". We both thought it was kind of funny and it broke the tension a lil' bit. Anyway, I explained to her that, although I didn't doubt her competence and I'm sure she does this enough (it's an industrial clinic, so physicals are quite common), it was a little off-putting. I also admitted that it was one of the few times times that I'd rather a male be jostlin' my bejanglins, no offense. She laughed at that too. Not an altogether bad experience but not one that I'd particularly like to repeat anytime soon. Am I a turd?
Dole
Oct 1st, 2003, 10:58 AM
Lets throw this one open to the board:
kellychaos
Oct 1st, 2003, 11:12 AM
The question was in context to this particular post, not in general. :)
AChimp
Oct 1st, 2003, 02:14 PM
I bet you had a boner. >:
Esuohlim
Oct 1st, 2003, 03:32 PM
DID YOU CATCH THE HIDDEN HOMOSEXUAL MESSAGES?

I drop my drawers and in my best magician's voice exclaim "TAA DAA!".

it was one of the few times times that I'd rather a male be jostlin' my bejanglins
Helm
Oct 2nd, 2003, 12:56 PM
I had a similar situation where I was getting some xrays done on my pelvis (cracked it scateboarding. Extreme to the max, dude). while I was getting it done there was this cute doctor handling the machinery and as she was shooting radiation on my penis I was praying not to get an erection. I didn't.
kellychaos
Oct 2nd, 2003, 04:32 PM
Medical offices are often cold. :shrinkage

I bet you had a boner. >:

Half-mast, actually. I think that's about the best in this situation. You don't want it to "turtle" but I don't think it would be good to appear too excited either. A good respectable showing.

BTW, I talked to a girl I know about her GYN visits and she said that there's usually another female in the room if it happens to be a male doctor ... like it's some kind of regulation or something. It didn't happen in my case. Is that normal? Maybe she was lookin' for a lil' "bow chicka bow wow" < nudge, nudge, wink, wink > Am I right, fellas?!
mew barios
Oct 2nd, 2003, 06:46 PM
no
O71394658
Oct 2nd, 2003, 07:12 PM
No.
Helm
Oct 2nd, 2003, 07:53 PM
No, sorry.
Nerd
Oct 2nd, 2003, 07:56 PM
Nope, no way.
The Retro Kat
Oct 2nd, 2003, 09:01 PM
Negetive.
Rongi
Oct 2nd, 2003, 09:03 PM
Nay
AChimp
Oct 2nd, 2003, 09:57 PM
I doubt it. :/
ScruU2wice
Oct 2nd, 2003, 10:59 PM
not a chance...
Big Papa Goat
Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:22 PM
ya.... I mean no
Schimid
Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:30 PM
CORRECT!
feelevil
Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:37 AM
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO
Dole
Oct 3rd, 2003, 02:37 AM
Highly unlikely 'in real terms'.
Blue
Oct 3rd, 2003, 04:03 AM
Stop dreamin buddy.
Schimid
Oct 3rd, 2003, 06:53 AM
"HAS ANYONE SEEN THAT MOVIE TRON?" :lol

:simpsons :(
Anonymous
Oct 3rd, 2003, 11:03 AM
My rapper name would be D-Rez.
Dole
Oct 3rd, 2003, 11:39 AM
'Dr Boogie' would be an acceptable rappers name anyway.
Anonymous
Oct 3rd, 2003, 01:14 PM
Quit ruining my Tron reference with your damned English humo(u)r!
kellychaos
Oct 3rd, 2003, 03:57 PM
So, you guys don't think so, then.
KellyGayos
Oct 5th, 2003, 06:36 PM
no
Protoclown
Oct 6th, 2003, 12:18 AM
no one has ever seen my dick except my mommy when i was lil
AChimp
Oct 6th, 2003, 08:51 AM
I bet she was checking to see if it was sick, too. :(