My life is overly complicated

[James]

Because it's so simplistic.

Explain to me why the fuck this is possible. :(

[Anonymous]

Because it's not that simplistic at all, and you've merely convinced yourself that it is?

[Jixby Phillips]

WHAT DID SOME CRAZY GIRL SAY THAT YOU OR SOMETHING :lol GIRLS ARE CRAZY ALLRIGHT!! :lol

[James]

You're both wrong. :(

[AChimp]

Eat, sleep, wank, post on I-Mockery. Repeat. :(

[Anonymous]

You're both wrong. :(

Am I, señor complicado? Am I?

[James]

Yeah, you are.

[kellychaos]

Which way to the "blow-up doll" thread, please?

[Drew Katsikas]

Stop the unfuniness. :( Your name should be Doug unfunny.

[CaptainBubba]

Your life isn't complicated. Your life if simple and unfuffiling in some way. Your mind compensates for the emptiness and general depression by creating a vast spectrum of emotions and thoughts that occupy you and convince you that theres more to you than there really is.

OR I COULD JUST BE WRONG. :rolleyes

[Cap'n Crunch]

BECAUSE YOU FUCKING BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING.

[soundtest]

:lol

:(

[James]

:goth

I give up.

[kellychaos]

Again?

[Skulhedface]

I honestly can't answer James' question because I'm in a similar funk right now.

Things are simple but it still seems complicated. Maybe it's because there are women in my life again :confused

[CaptainBubba]

My life is simple because I've learned how to deal with all matters in "love":

Don't try. :) If it doesn't work then nothing was ever meant to be. This doesn't apply to all you non-school peeps and ******s. ;) Here in school I could shove my thumb up my ass and still meet people.

[glowbelly]

life is complicated because you make it that way.

if your life was as simple as you said it was, you wouldn't feel like it was so complicated. you would feel that it was simple. so you're lying to yourself about what state your life is in.

you wanna be happy? then be happy. it really is that simple.

[James]

I SAID I GIVE UP. >:

[glowbelly]

fine. you big quitter.

[kellychaos]

Some people just aren't happy unless they're bitching about something. James is bitching; therefore, James is happy. If his life were truly complicated, he'd be making the contrary argument.

[Big McLargehuge]

James is afraid of girls.

[Dole]

"you wanna be happy? then be happy. it really is that simple"

"Some people just aren't happy unless they're bitching about something. James is bitching; therefore, James is happy."

All true.

[Helm]

Don't throw your life to the dogs. Don't throw your life to the dogs. That's too simple for what we're going for could you synchopate it a little bit? But if you're trying then it shows and the listener can tell and then you're accused of being technocratic and we like our audience don't we we like our audience and we make complicated simple things that smart people shun and stupid people shun. I know a kid that says he knows you and that you had a crazy summer the port is on fire and the sun is going down down down down down what is it about this word that when it's sung it's repeated? I think I will wait for the words on the next song. Here they come on the island of the blue lake oh god I hated that movie.

[Dole]

Its best to ventilate a room when using industrial solvents, helm.

[executioneer]

James is afraid of girls.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING AFRAID OF GIRLS >:

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

I said he was afraid of girls, not he scares girls :rolleyes

[James]

This was the wrong place to put this, as it's not necessarily a girl/relationship thing. But I figured General Blabber had too many McFags in it.

Basically, I have next to nothing going on with my life. So any little thing that happens gets blown into a big deal, because it's all I have. It ends up making up the majority of my day, as there's nothing else of worth going on. That's what I mean. Little problems become overly complicated, because my life is so simplistic, and there's nothing else for me to occupy my life with.

And if I was happy, I wouldn't be complaining. It would be great to wake up and say "I have nothing to complain about."

[Protoclown]

You need to GET THE FUCK OUT of your parents' basement and experience the world. Just get out of the house once in a while, man. Go make some friends. Go DO something.

[Big McLargehuge]

and THEN shut the fuck up.

[kellychaos]

What's going to happen is that he's going to get more introverted, start placing needless restrictions on himself, engage in in weird obsessive compulsive behaviors that prohibit a productive life and never leave the basement ... EVER! Then see how complicated the little things get, mister! It's all ME with YOU, isn't it?!

[CaptainBubba]

How old are you James?