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noob3
Oct 6th, 2003, 04:15 PM
Fuck all you nerds, I beat the game. She let me touch her BACK, where her shirt escapes from her pants to expose the smooth girl-skin. It was wonderful.
Snatchtastic
Oct 6th, 2003, 04:30 PM
OMG OMG OMG. I like binding myself in electrical tape and pretend i'm getting raped by muppets.
glowbelly
Oct 6th, 2003, 04:31 PM
:) my boyfriend is in love with that part of my body :)

GOOD GOING. now you just keep appreciating her like you are and everything is going to be peaches and cream.
kellychaos
Oct 6th, 2003, 04:36 PM
Her body is a wonderland.
AChimp
Oct 6th, 2003, 05:09 PM
OMG Noob, you are so lucky. :(
draw a sidewalk
Oct 6th, 2003, 05:34 PM
im glad i have smooth girl skin and not rough alligator skin. :D
noob3
Oct 6th, 2003, 05:52 PM
it was soft ;p
CaptainBubba
Oct 6th, 2003, 05:58 PM
SUPA LOO AT THIS THREAD. :lol
KellyGayos
Oct 6th, 2003, 06:18 PM
Her body is a wonderland.

no
Ninjavenom
Oct 6th, 2003, 11:55 PM
Backs are the best! They're so smoove and curvaceous! :U
kahljorn
Oct 6th, 2003, 11:57 PM
My back is horribly scarred and disfigured.
Protoclown
Oct 7th, 2003, 12:12 AM
From all the lashings in Cambodia?
Cap'n Crunch
Oct 7th, 2003, 03:19 PM
My back isn't smooth at all. :( I can feel my bones popping out and shit because I am so skinny. :(
kahljorn
Oct 7th, 2003, 07:06 PM
More like lashings from my parents, the only time I was in cambodia I just got my ass kicked a few times.
HickMan
Oct 8th, 2003, 05:13 PM
It won't last, noob >:.

I'm jealous.
AChimp
Oct 8th, 2003, 06:50 PM
My lower back is all rough and hairy. :(
Dole
Oct 9th, 2003, 04:43 AM
Mines all tattooey.
Royal Tenenbaum
Oct 9th, 2003, 08:54 AM
Thats just so porno.
kellychaos
Oct 9th, 2003, 03:57 PM
You sir, are undeserving of girl skin! >:
Bad Boy Jmy Boy
Oct 10th, 2003, 04:31 PM
Umm can I fuck her please!!
HickMan
Oct 11th, 2003, 12:13 AM
That, my dear boy was a question! Which is desirving of a question mark.
noob3
Oct 11th, 2003, 05:22 PM
stupid crackbaby
Esuohlim
Oct 11th, 2003, 06:44 PM
NOW ASK HER IF YOU CAN TOUCH IT WITH YOUR PENIS. UNTIL THEN, NO KUDOS FROM ME. >:
Schimid
Oct 12th, 2003, 10:40 AM
i have touched everything
KellyGayos
Oct 12th, 2003, 04:37 PM
You sir, are undeserving of girl skin! >:

no
Dole
Oct 13th, 2003, 07:42 AM
You're the shittest character ever.
Comrade Rocket
Oct 15th, 2003, 03:41 AM
My back has many scars. And is sparly hairy around the shoulders.
Anonymous
Oct 15th, 2003, 04:21 AM
So she let you touch her, big fucking deal you faggot ass fucktard!

My sister let's me fuck her on a daily basis!
MK IV
Oct 15th, 2003, 06:02 AM
Only cos she's a paraplegic with no vocal cords >:
Anonymous
Oct 15th, 2003, 01:06 PM
Yeah, it used to be tougher to "convince" her before her accident.
Esuohlim
Oct 15th, 2003, 02:52 PM
LET'S PLAY ALONG WITH THE JOKE
kellychaos
Oct 15th, 2003, 05:20 PM
Parapalegics have a hard time running away from sexual abuse. :/
KellyGayos
Oct 15th, 2003, 08:16 PM
no
Wooshi
Oct 15th, 2003, 09:10 PM
I have trouble running away from Parapalegics.
Anonymous
Oct 16th, 2003, 02:12 AM
Comatose patients are even better, but I remember one embarassing moment when she woke up suddenly.

Had a hell of a time explaining that one.
MK IV
Oct 16th, 2003, 03:22 AM
You didnt use a christmas candy cane did you ?
kellychaos
Oct 16th, 2003, 04:11 PM
The specialty flavored ones aren't bad ... but not the spearmint ... no, not the spearmint, Daddy! :(
Schimid
Oct 16th, 2003, 04:39 PM
Location: Up your ass and around the corner
Anonymous
Oct 17th, 2003, 12:27 AM
Yeah, just like in the comic book, the candy cane woke her up.

That's why now I just eliminate that possibilty and just fuck my dead Mom in the attic.

I think Sis is getting jealous though.
Schimid
Oct 17th, 2003, 12:28 AM
Location: Up your ass and around the corner
MK IV
Oct 17th, 2003, 03:19 AM
At least Max 'got' the joke >: