Girls rating men on a scale of 1 to 10

[Protoclown]

Wow. I was just at Target, and there were these two girls who must have been in high school who, if I'm not mistaken, were rating all the guys that they saw in the store on a scale of 1 to 10.

I happened to overhear what my own rating was.

I'm a 1, baby! A one!! I fucking KNEW I was a one all this time! But nobody believed me! Well, THERE it is, fuckers! I'm the lowest you can get! I officially suck! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Booyah!

[kahljorn]

I tried to smoke it and it didnt get me high :(

[glowbelly]

i'm a two.

[Drew Katsikas]

LOL

[mew barios]

omigod i hope i'm at least a 5 :(

[Drew Katsikas]

Glowbelly, were you walking with Proto (if the girls rated you they must have been Lesbains, whut whut oh snizap), or are you rating yourself, or trying to make him feel better about himself?

[HickMan]

I'm an eleven. You are all slack-jawed troglodytes. :posh

[Drev]

Maybe, Protoclown, you were actually ranked you at #1! :)

[Protoclown]

I don't really care what those horse-faced slatterns think of me, I just feel sort of vindicated by this whole thing, so I thought I'd share.

I know in reality I'm at least a four.

[glowbelly]

i'm just saying i'm a two because it follows one and i really had nothing else to say at the time. mcclain would be mad at me for that post.

beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that.

when i was in highschool all the jock boys would line up and sit on this one window ledge in the hallway and call out numbers when girls walked by. i don't remember what number they said i was. i just remember stopping and looking at one and saying something like, "your girlfriend told me your were a 3.5. is that true?"

i was a sassy young gal.

[HickMan]

Hey, at least you don't look like this guy. :(
http://www.think-evolution.com/uploads/spam.jpg

[Drew Katsikas]

Sassy reminds me of zesty french fries. Not women who make fun of pee pee size.

[kahljorn]

Freedom fries, you bastard! HANG HIM.

[glowbelly]

you joined on my birthday

[Protoclown]

I fucking hate when people rate other people by numbers.

[kahljorn]

I rate people alphabetically, a-j

[Cap'n Crunch]

Or by emoticons. :(

[kahljorn]

or by penis erectiveness.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Wait, girls don't have penises. :(

[Immortal Goat]

Well, MOST of them don't... :(

[kahljorn]

I have a penis :(

[klownboy]

umm...

[noob3]

I'm a 2!

[klownboy]

i dont want to know what that means. :(

[The Retro Kat]

I hate Target (I work there) and the fucking regulars that go there. They are all dumb bitches that actually think Target is the cool place to be.



I like to think I could go for a 9, but in reality, maybe a 4?

[Immortal Goat]

MARK THIS DAY ON YOUR CALANDARS, LADIES AND GENTS!! KLOWNBOY WAS LEFT SPEECHLESS!!!!! :rave :rave :rave :rock :rave :bacos

[Cap'n Crunch]

I'd get a 3. Fat chicks like guys who can see their heart beat. :(

[klownboy]

WEEN... :blah

[CaptainBubba]

"Fat chicks like guys who can see their heart beat."

A quote to last the ages. :)

I've been told I'm a 5 by my friends, but I'm told I'm an 8 or 9 by others.

I'd say I'm a 6. :/

A 6 ALSO WONT BUY YOU SHIT APPARENTLY PROTO, SO DONT FEEL LIKE YOUR VINDICATED. ITS STILL YOUR FAULT. ;)

[kahljorn]

jeebeeskeebee

[klownboy]

poonypyeeee!!

[Spooky]

shut up.

[Perndog]

I rate women 1 to 5, and I got in trouble at a party a couple of weeks ago when I told this hot chick she was a 5. When I explained the rating system afterward everyone thought I was just bullshitting to cover my ass. :tear

But I found out later that the girl is kind of dumb and annoying. So it's okay that I scared her away.

[James]

Am I the only person who doesn't see what would be so bad about Proto's appearance? :(

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Seriously, if I was a chick and/or liked men, I would think Proto was stylin' and profilin'. I'd at least give him head for the KMFDM T-Shirt. :(

[Anonymous]

He's funny as shit in person, too :<

I mean, he's a total donque suckler online, but...

[AChimp]

Proto, this has obviously affected you deeply. The only cure for finding out that you are a #1 is to buy magazines full of #10 women and masturbate all night. :(

[kahljorn]

I'm so sad.

[Ninjavenom]

I like the current long-hair stigma, wherein if one posesses long hair, it is immediately dirty, as is the wearer. Gee whiz, i sure like that. That's not to say i much care for girls that only like short-haired guys, but damn, it's never nice to find out that people are retarded. Maybe wearing all black all the time might be a problem, too, but dammit, it's my color! :tear

[Protoclown]

I think it's my complete and utter lack of any sense of style that really makes me unattractive to most females, above and beyond any other factors. I wear black jeans and t-shirts like ALL the time. Usually the t-shirts have bands and stuff on them, but sometimes they go more into geek territory like Star Wars or something. I think those are an automatic turn-off right there.

And in the fall and winter, I wear flannel shirts on top of my t-shirts.

The sad fact is, I don't know how to dress myself.

[Jeanette X]

Seriously, if I was a chick and/or liked men, I would think Proto was stylin' and profilin'. I'd at least give him head for the KMFDM T-Shirt. :(
I'd probably date Proto if I wasn't taken and he lived near enough to me. He's huggable. :)

[AChimp]

Don't give the man false hopes. He's doomed to wretchitude like the rest of us. >:

[Protoclown]

Fuck that, I just need to get a sense of style and I'm all set.

[Jeanette X]

You should experiment with different variations of facial hair. The goatee looked pretty cool on you in the Fort Wars minimock.

[Mockery]

I wear black jeans and t-shirts like ALL the time. Usually the t-shirts have bands and stuff on them, but sometimes they go more into geek territory like Star Wars or something. I think those are an automatic turn-off right there.

And in the fall and winter, I wear flannel shirts on top of my t-shirts.

Uh, you just described my wardrobe for the entire year. I don't wear like levi's jeans, but they're dark pants and close enough to being jeans anyway I guess. And I have like 4 flannel shirts that I LOVE.

AND I AM ONE STYLIN' MOTHERFUCKER.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

for god sakes a 1? What the hell would they rate the elephant man then? A .05, I'm sure those girls don't understand decimals.

I'm like a 4 or a 5, I'm average, baby.

[Jeanette X]

Black is a good color on Proto. Hell, it looks good on virtually anyone. You can't go wrong with black.

[soundtest]

Fuck that, I just need to get a sense of style and I'm all set.

Lose the black jeans and you're set. Mainly if they're Levi's and especially if they're orange tab. Other than that you are rockin dude.

Edit: grunge is coming back in a big way! you heard it here first! :eek

[Drev]

I can't decide to either have a beer belly of just ripped abs. If I have ripped abs, the ladies will like it, but if I have a beer belly (I don't even drink) ladies would want to rub my belly. :(

WHAT SHOULD I DO? :(

[Dole]

Don't sweat it Proto, we all know you're hot.

[the_dudefather]

I think it's my complete and utter lack of any sense of style that really makes me unattractive to most females, above and beyond any other factors. I wear black jeans and t-shirts like ALL the time. Usually the t-shirts have bands and stuff on them, but sometimes they go more into geek territory like Star Wars or something. I think those are an automatic turn-off right there.


my resident evil t-shirt (featuring a zombie cop and hand-eating crow) turned out to be a chick magnet. the only problem is its only worked on one so far, but we've been together ever since (awww)

so remember flesh eating birds and the undead can work! (god im pathedic)

p.s: i would rate myself a 4, not pretty, but not THAT ugly[/i]

[Blue]

The only thing that ever got a chick for me cause i have only had the one i have now was an ORGY shirt. It used to be black with a silvery speck ( a candyass tour shirt ) and besides that i was just dressed all in black. All i ever where is skatey shorts all year around too and cargos are a formal as i get for long pants. Every shirt i wear besides a few polos are all band shirts and from what i have experianced chicks like dudes with long hair. I think it is cause they like to play with it so much. I'd be a five if i was lucky heh.

[Helm]

We were nice kids. We only shared our oppinions on girls we saw on the street if we liked them. Shallow, but nice.

[glowbelly]

proto needs a visit from the fab five!

[Protoclown]

I totally do, but I would NEVER be on television.

[glowbelly]

you will if i make you >:

[O71394658]

If I was female, I would give you at least a 5 for the KMFDM T-shirt. :/

[Helm]

I've never been told my rating by a girl, but if I had and she had said anything less than 5 I'd punch her in the face and then proclaim loudly that she just lost a few points herself.

I think Proto looks nice. And I don't see anything wrong with his dress sense either.

But I am a guy, after all :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

If it wasn't against nature, I would totally seks up Proto ... but God already put one asshole in my pants.

[mburbank]

I think adopting a greyhound is good thing to do, but not as good as being adopted by one. I give greyhound adoption a Nine, but only because the chick that played Winnie on the wonder years gives everything a ten and if I set an example of restrint I think she might... wait, what thread is this?

[HickMan]

Seriously, nobody desirves a one. Protoclown, you at least desirve a seven.

psst...thats a 70%!

[Skulhedface]

Well, if it's any consolation, Proto, I've been rated an 8 before and STILL had her tell me I wasn't dateable.

I rate myself a 2 just for that alone :(

[mburbank]

i recently adopted Danica McKellar and she's llright with the lids and only chews the furniture a little, but I hate getting up before sunrise and follwoing her through te neighborhood with a bag over my hand cleaning up her poops.

So over all, I give her a five. She's pretty, but Jesus christ. I hate holding a hot friggin' poop in my hand.

[Carnivore]

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Delicious.jpg
I give Proto a ten!

[mburbank]

The really sad part? That's his driver's lisence picture.






THANK YOU!

[dj bastard]

dont sweat it proto, im an ugly fucker but i had no problem with the ladies, until i open my mouth im a total gimp, but once i have
grabbed the girls attention ( i said attention chimp not titties ) the rest is easy, if you are thinking ugly youll project uglyness. !

i reckon some girls think im hot some girls think im not, but i dont waste my time with the "nots" i get on down with the "hots" if
you get my meaning, i reckon im about a 5 with an error margin of
+ / - 5, i think just about everyone is, arent they. ?

ps; its the first pic i ever saw of you and you aint half as ugly as you tell ppl.

[Rez]

Hey, at least you don't look like this guy. :(
http://www.think-evolution.com/uploads/spam.jpg

i know people like this...

they drink lots of milk and smell awful and don't know it...

[Bod]

I once had a b/f that had the nick-name 'Spade-face' cos people said he looked like he'd been hit in the face with a spade. But I would have rated him 10 if I did that kind of thing.

At least you're not rated by your bra-size..........or are you?

[LacrimansTaurne]

i know people like this...

they drink lots of milk and smell awful and don't know it...

...

You just described one of my old college room-mates. He was a hulking mass of fat who showered once a week if we were lucky and he'd leave his nasty sweat-stained socks all over our tiny dorm room. In fact, that guy in the picture even looks like him (well, minus the lobster hat and goggles.)

[Spooky]

[quote]i know people like this...

You just described one of my old college room-mates. He was a hulking mass of fat who showered once a week if we were lucky and he'd leave his nasty sweat-stained socks all over our tiny dorm room. In fact, that guy in the picture even looks like him (well, minus the lobster hat and goggles.)


OH MAN, IS THAT YOU? FUNNY WE SHOULD MEET ON THESE BOARDS!

:lol

jay-frontslash-kay, jay-frontslash-kay!