my tits hurt, i'm tired and vomit keeps rising in my throat

[glowbelly]

i think i'm sympathizing with mcclain's wife

[Carnivore]

For being married to him, right? :lol

[Mockery]

GLOWBELLY IS PREGNANT! SHE TOLD ME SO!

[dj bastard]

glowbelly pregnant ! that would be scary. :eek

[kahljorn]

Then she could have glowy things coming out of her belly.

[Nerd]

Ha, it really does sound like you're pregnant. That'd be pretty wacky.

[Geggy]

glowbelly pregnant ! that would be scary. :eek

meh, I think glowbelly would make a cool mother but imagine doopa being pregnant...now that's a scary thought!

[O71394658]

Those are definitely symptoms of pregnancy. :eek

[dj bastard]

KAREN CAN REDUCE GROWN MEN TO TEARS WITHOUT ALL THOSE HORMONAL CHANGES...........
ITS THE HORMONES THEY ARE THE EVIL
IM AFRAID :chatter

[Bod]

That's also symptoms of a heavy night shagging and giving b.j.s

[Jeanette X]

One time my tits hurt. It turned out to be an infected lymph node near my armpit. It got kind of swollen and for a while I was terrified it was a tumor.

[Bod]

But it was just a boil, right?

[AChimp]

My tits hurt sometimes. :/

[PhoenixStriker]

i have big tits :(

.... and im a guy :(

[Nerd]

That's just wrong. :x

[Jeanette X]

But it was just a boil, right?
No, it was a swollen lymph node.

[Bod]

OK

[Drev]

I hope you feel better, glowbelly. :(

[Schimid]

GLOWBABY :lol

[Skulhedface]

My balls hurt, I'm tired, and I just vomited.

Am I pregnant? :junior

[kellychaos]

Try watching a "Gilligan's Island" marathon for five straight hours ... then come talk to me, sister! >:

[Agent Burdock]

I just had to pop in on this thread.

[AChimp]

:O

Hi. :)

[Carnivore]

OMG, it's Burdock! Please come back and save us from these cretins! :(

[Protoclown]

OMG Burdock I am so gonna call you or something

we need to get together sometime soon

[Mockery]

BURDOCK LIVES!

It's been too long. :tear

[glowbelly]

zee perfect thread for burdock to post in and i miss it.

anyways, i'm not pregnant...yet.

[kahljorn]

I'll donate my sperm my sperm for you ;)

I'm going to be sterile soon, SO THIS IS YOUR ONE CHANCE TO GET OFFICIAL KAHLJORN SPERM, IT HAS COLLECTABLE VALUE.

GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.[/pokemon]

[glowbelly]

i already have a donor a donor.

[kahljorn]

My sperm needs a good home though before I burn it's house down :(

[sadie]

no self-arson, you. >:
and glow, are ye trying? when i'm pregnant, i can't be around cigarettes, period. i made my ex go outside to smoke. the smell made me wanna puke. but that was good. i don't need to be smoking when i'm preggers. i hated serving this pregnant lady at this bar one night years ago. but my manager told me i didn't have a choice. :(
the italian still? heard from your awesome kitty? (i'm dwunk. and just got home from playing open mic at this poolhall dive where i get pretty much free alcohol. :()

[kahljorn]

I'm not burning anything, not literally. It's chemical.

[executioneer]

GLOWBELLY CHECK YO PMS :(

WHOOPS I MEANT PMs, SOMETIMES BEING A ALL-CAPS MEANS MISTAKES ;)

-willie

[glowbelly]

i'm not trying, really. we just aren't being especially careful, and if it did happen we would both be happy. yes, it's the italian. he's a good man.

willie, you have received a message in return, AND you made me laugh. thanks ;)

[executioneer]

you're welcome :)

-willie

[kahljorn]

"Wilie" looks like this guy I know named "Toad".