Okay, what in the good fuck is going on

[Anonymous]

The following people need to SHUT THE FUCK UP, in the following order:

Klownboy
PhoenixStriker
Hickman
Drev
Big Papa Goat
Immortal Goat
MK IV

And to a lesser extent:

kellychaos
Nerd
dj bastard

I go play Jet Set Radio for like an HOUR and at least five threads are extended by two pages of shit that looks like a data dump from the AOL Town Lobby. Shut the fucking hell up. Even the interesting people don't post half as much as you wing-wangs. Show a little bit of restraint and only comment if you have something to add, or at least have the decency to confine yourself to your own shitty threads.

Fucking Christ.

[Evil Robot]

Hmmmm......... I wonder how many of them selected thier passwords to be the same as their screen names........

[noob3]

Dude, if somone is making Kellychaos look good, somthing is wrong.

[Drev]

Yes sir. :(
If I'm upsetting you, I'm sorry. :(

[AChimp]

:tear

I remember I time when I would have appeared on a list like that.

[Comrade Rocket]

Jet Grind Radio RULES, even though i beat it in one day. At least i have the GBA version to play.

[Anonymous]

I'm talking Jet Set Radio Future heah.

[kahljorn]

I wasnt on your list :fient

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=120006#120006

[Anonymous]

Popnko: haha awesome, someone locked the klownboy and phoenix threads
Mockery: Re did that
Popnko: fucking kiss her for me

I'll cut it there, 'cause it gets a little hot after that.

[kahljorn]

I'm kind of scared, I can understand the hatred of bullshit threads and all, but banning people makes me feel sad. Rules bother me!


But at least I wont have to read that stupid shit anymore :/

[Mockery]

I don't read general blabber as much these days, sometimes I'll read threads by certain people, but I mainly read stuff on the other forums here on i-mockery.net. They're a lot more interesting.

[Drev]

Seriously, I don't to come off as some jackass making threads saying "JACK ME OFF!! LOL!" think it's 'cool' when all they do is degrade themselves. So, I'm sorry if I'm pissing you off with my replies. :(

[Anonymous]

Then cool it, dicknose

[Big Papa Goat]

I was so happy and surprised to be mentioned, and angry that that other goat was below me.

[Anonymous]

The other one's just more stupid than he is annoying.

[MK IV]

Im sorry :(
Usually i do restrain myself alot more , the excitment of reaching 100 posts got the better of me , I'll tone it down again .

[Spooky]

i feel special. :)

[noob3]

shut up

[Spooky]

yes massa.

[fartymowler]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=6729 I'm trying to contibute quality >:

[FS]

This forum needs a sociologist. :posh

[Anonymous]

This board needs an enema.

[kellychaos]

It's kind of annoying that I only made the JV squad! >:

[Nerd]

Why do I need to shut up? I don't spam. I don't piss people off. Do people just hate me or what?

[kellychaos]

Limit your keystrokes please.

- The Management

[klownboy]

:chatter im i about to get banned?


and sorry about pissing you off.

[dj bastard]

CHOJIN YOU BORE ME SENSLESS BUT DO I MOAN
youve got a short memory dude
im no spammer i just try to stop ppl being so serious
plus i dont post in every single thread like a fucking saddo
im not implying you do but some idiots here do
i stick to my own threads or post in pointless ones

plus

why does everyone have a go at noob
jus gos he aint on the same level as you serious guys
everyone here has a different sense of humour
jus cos you dont like it dont criticize it.

why dont everyone chill the fuck out and jus go into the threads you want and leave us retards alone

i think

[Mockery]

:chatter im i about to get banned?


and sorry about pissing you off.

Too late.

When you're ready to stop acting like an ass and making a shitload of posts every hour, drop me an email and I'll unban you.

[Rez]

plus

why does everyone have a go at noob
jus gos he aint on the same level as you serious guys
everyone here has a different sense of humour
jus cos you dont like it dont criticize it.



yes, people's sense of humor is different here.
i'm not extraordinarily funny, so i treat this place semi-seriously...
but you sir, try consistently to be funny, and fail just as consistently. and with that much....consistency, people are bound to hate you for your unwitting insistence on continually trying.

so please.... shut up.

it's only because you suck.

[dj bastard]

YOU ARE TRULY STUPID AND KNOW NOTHING
YOULL UNDERSTAND ONE DAY MY SON

[Rez]

YOU ARE TRULY STUPID AND KNOW NOTHING
YOULL UNDERSTAND ONE DAY MY SON

look, i don't care how long you've been here, you're never funny, and it wouldnt be that big of a problem if you werent such a big asshole. that's ALL THERE IS to understand.

[dj bastard]

YOUI ARE REALLY REALLY STUPAD
LIKE I SAID YOULL UNDERSTAND ONE DAY

HOW LONG IVE BEEN HERE DONT MATTER SHIT

[Rez]

YOUI ARE REALLY REALLY STUPAD
LIKE I SAID YOULL UNDERSTAND ONE DAY

HOW LONG IVE BEEN HERE DONT MATTER SHIT

i'll understand one day that "stupad" is a word and typing in caps is all i need?
unless you're a character, there's not much else to "understand" about you.

[kahljorn]

Dude, I fucking hate when people dont pick up their feet when they walk.I hate that damned scuffling sound.

[glowbelly]

i like dj bastard :|

[Anonymous]

Did someone say sociologist?

Why I-Mockers are STILL fucktards: A Second Look!

The ideas of "originality" and "funny" are concepts appreciated by I-mockers yet they still fail to achieve these simple goals.
Every now and then a grain of imagination will pop up, but for the most part, the board is as brain dead as Sethomas' Inbred parents. They STILL insist on a herd like mentality, where upon some unsuspecting soul will post something different, and every fucktard on the board will attack them. As stated in my previous study, these pointless and boring attacks are usually headed by an "alpha fucktard" in the past this has included pedophiles such as Retrokat, Spectre X, and Rongi. Although in the past these have been anally raped by another "fellow" fucktard, and the leadership position changes. These happen so frequently though, that my conclusion lead me to believe that they just like anal sex, which is especially prevelent between the fucktards jin and kahljorn.

Even when confronted with the truth I-Mockers are STILL too fucking stupid to stop talking shit. In my pevious study, I TOLD them what I was doing and if they didn't want to embarass themselves anymore, they should stop attacking me, seeing as NONE of them had the mental capacity to remotely match my insults. Yet they continued to embarass themselves all for my amusement.

Seeing as they couldn't out insult me, they TRIED to copy my styles of insulting, instead. Here they did show some signs of higher brain functioning. "The Scientist", "The Bad Comic" and "The Preacher" characters were ALL copied by these pea brained horse blowers. Unfortunately even in this regard they failed miserably. And the ability to mimic isn't exactly ground breaking, there are so many other lower life forms that are capable of doing it. (And a better job at it)

Denile is probably the best natural defense for the I-Mocker however, since even when soundly beaten, they refuse to accept defeat. No matter how badly they get made someone's bitch. Of course being made a bitch isn't really a new thing for I-Mockers. Especially the one called kellychaos. So my conclusion is they really like it.

I-Mockers: I fucking DARE you NOT to respond to this. Prove to me you actually learned something from my last verbal raping of you fucktards. Just ignore, and it'll ALL go away. Just resign yourself to the fact that I'm your superior in everyway and roll over like the bitch boys you are. (Should be easy, just follow Spectre X's example, when he lost his cherry to his Dad)

And if not, well then my theory is proven, you're STILL fucktards.

Toodles, Fucktards!

[Nerd]

Not one to make hasty generalizations, are you?

[glowbelly]

who are you?

[Immortal Goat]

By the way, Chojin, there are plenty of people on here that would like YOU to just shut the fuck up.

http://www.lowfrequency.com/misc/photos/chojin-squigly.jpg

How old are you, anyway? Like, twelve?

[glowbelly]

WHAT ARE YOU? LIKE SEVENTY-FOUR?

[Ninjavenom]

When did people lose respect for Chojin? >:

[Immortal Goat]

No, but I am older looking than THAT!

[glowbelly]

how nice for you. so when you turn 30, you'll look even older. there's something to be proud of.

[Skulhedface]

I see Mad Max posted a lot of words up there.

I notice that usually, when people post a lot of words, the intention is to come across as intelligent.

Maybe I have a weak mind, but I had almost fallen for it.

If not for the fact that it's not spelled "denile", I might've just bought into the whole thing.

Ahh, whatever.

[Esuohlim]

I LOVE Chojin, OK? >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

I like Mad Max because he is right. :(

[HickMan]

All this is, is a persecution thread for chojin to play with. "I dont like these guys, maybe if I make a thread about it, they'll get banned."

-Chojin

Go ahead, bitch about it all you want. (I hope) I'm not going anywhere soon.

[Jixby Phillips]

FUCK YOPU ALL BITCHES

[Cap'n Crunch]

Hickman is actually right. I fucking hate how Klownboy got banned for fucking posting, which some people called spamming. He was acutally turning around, and he didn't know what he was doing because he was new. I am pretty sure he didn't come to these boards to post 100 times a day and be annoying. He wanted for you guys to like him, and he retaliated because you guys were saying shit to him. Now, for someone to go and ban him because people are saying shit to him, that is just wrong. The boards won't grow if new people were banned all of the time.

[PhoenixStriker]

:tear thats beautiful...

[soundtest]

i liked klownboy. if he wasn't a character i honestly think he just didn't know any better. but, for all i know he could have been given several warnings and decided to ignore them, in which case he was asking for it.

[Anonymous]

Day 1 The First Fucktard Attack

Well just as I expected, I was attacked by the fucktard Skulhedface. At least he realized the folly of his half assed attack by admitting he had a weak mind. A relative of Rev. Dickboy perhaps?

Skulhedface: Y'know there's a gender called "female", I suggest you go get one, instead of fucking your bitch boy Rev. Danno.

Toodles, jizz pigs!

[Mockery]

Yes, he was warned via PM to shape up soon... he obviously ignored that. If and when he's ready to stop filling up threads and bumping up old shit, I'll be happy to unban him.

[Jixby Phillips]

hey turn off your caps lock! it feels like you're shouting!

[Pliers the Goron King]

THE I-MOCKERY MESSAGE BOARD SMELLS LIKE HO >:

[Jixby Phillips]

f8uck you kon, you're nothing but captain robos little fag buddy and you got banned from the audlt swim message board and now you're coming here :lol and :lol we hate you :lol

[Pliers the Goron King]

OH YEAH WELL I HATE YOU ALL MORE THAN ANY OF YOU HATE ME.

SO I WIN.

[Skulhedface]

Day 1 The First Fucktard Attack

Well just as I expected, I was attacked by the fucktard Skulhedface. At least he realized the folly of his half assed attack by admitting he had a weak mind. A relative of Rev. Dickboy perhaps?

Skulhedface: Y'know there's a gender called "female", I suggest you go get one, instead of fucking your bitch boy Rev. Danno.

Toodles, jizz pigs!

Who said I was attacking you? Sheesh, you offer a guy an honest critique.

Get off your defensive horse, captain! Save your faglames for the flame boards.

[Pliers the Goron King]

I go play Jet Set Radio for like an HOUR and at least five threads are extended by two pages of shit that looks like a data dump from the AOL Town Lobby. Shut the fucking hell up. Even the interesting people don't post half as much as you wing-wangs. Show a little bit of restraint and only comment if you have something to add, or at least have the decency to confine yourself to your own shitty threads.

Fucking Christ.

HI MY NAME IS CHOJIN AND I DO GAY THINGS :lol , WHICH MAKES ME A FAG :yum :D

[The Retro Kat]

In my pevious study, I TOLD them what I was doing and if they didn't want to embarass themselves anymore, they should stop attacking me, seeing as NONE of them had the mental capacity to remotely match my insults. Yet they continued to embarass themselves all for my amusement.
At this point I knew you were wrong, but I decided to read on what furthur self proclaimed intellect you preach of. I also like how my name was mentioned in the first paragraph, concluding that I had a positive impact on your stay here.

Seeing as they couldn't out insult me, they TRIED to copy my styles of insulting, instead. Here they did show some signs of higher brain functioning. "The Scientist", "The Bad Comic" and "The Preacher" characters were ALL copied by these pea brained horse blowers. Unfortunately even in this regard they failed miserably. And the ability to mimic isn't exactly ground breaking, there are so many other lower life forms that are capable of doing it. (And a better job at it)
Still wrong.

Denile is probably the best natural defense for the I-Mocker however, since even when soundly beaten, they refuse to accept defeat. No matter how badly they get made someone's bitch. Of course being made a bitch isn't really a new thing for I-Mockers. Especially the one called kellychaos. So my conclusion is they really like it.
Still wrong. Also, you were being made the bitch at the time, but you refused to beleive it, and your narcissism was far too big for you to comprehend that you, sir, was the "fucktard." Back on that fucktard subject, I don't quite understand how you proclaim you "beat" us all at mocking and we are so unoriginal, yet you use this same insult over and over again. And every time you use it, it gets more retarded, thus fucktard, I guess.

I-Mockers: I fucking DARE you NOT to respond to this. Prove to me you actually learned something from my last verbal raping of you fucktards. Just ignore, and it'll ALL go away. Just resign yourself to the fact that I'm your superior in everyway and roll over like the bitch boys you are. (Should be easy, just follow Spectre X's example, when he lost his cherry to his Dad)
I was not going to reply to this inane and overly stressed post (by you, Max) until you referred to yourself as superior to us. Now, please, please tell me how you beat us in mocking if you only played to your own, useless, shitty standards?

And if not, well then my theory is proven, you're STILL fucktards.

Toodles, Fucktards!
THERE IT IS AGAIN, GOOD GOD!

[Anonymous]

If you honestly miss Klownboy you need to kick your own ass because I can't do it from here.

IG, it's cute that you managed to unearth a picture from a year ago when I was roly-poly so you could make a hilarious and mature joke. It's not 'the first one you saw;' It's not like I don't post in the PYPH thread every 15 minutes.

Retro, don't feed the idiots.

Honestly, if I had consent to do whatever I wanted with the board, so many of you would be gone it wouldn't even be funny. Or have the ability for people to label their threads 'Protected by the Chojin's Shield,' in which I'd have free reign to delete moronic posts.

Or maybe I'd form the New World Order, and we'd kill people and spraypaint their backs as an example. Or at least wrestle them.
Ah, it's all coming together now...

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nwo.jpg

We're recruiting, brother.

*To explain the last three people I listed, you all haven't really done anything wrong, I just don't like you.

[Perndog]

Who are all these douchebags that just came out of the woodwork? This thread is like an asshole-magnet. Either that or they're characters. I'm not even going to guess.

[Anonymous]

Oh my god! Is that the fucking best you can do? I'm not even gonna bother pointing out your fucktardisms. Ah what the hell I might as well.

Okay, first of all I'm still fucking right. But that's a given. Retro don't flatter yourself, you were just one of the more creative fucktards, and judging by what you fucktards call "imagination" that ain't saying much. In fact its not saying anything at all, especally since if you took the IQ of everyone on here, you MIGHT have enough intellegence to tell left from right, assuming you didn't piss all over yourself first.

Second of all, go back and read the last time I fucking owned you li'l bitches and you'll see that many of you fucktards (You included) started insulting me in the same style I was doing to you. If I started insulting you like I was quoting biblical references, then Spectre X did the same thing. If I started insulting you like I was studying you in the jungle then kahljorn started insulting me the same way. You fucktards talk a lot about originality, but I didn't see any, you were just copying me. Then again I can't really fucking blame you, seeing that you bitch boys couldn't come up with anything half way decent yourselves.

No I wasn't being made a bitch, YOU fucktards were. The mere fact that you kept responding, just made you retarded on top of being a bitch. The use of the word "fucktard" is just such an acurate description you pin worms that's all. Not to mention it seems to REALLY piss you guys off, if it didn't, you wouldn't fucking whine about me using it so much. And let's not be hypocrites on top of being fucktards. I've seen the rest of you fucktards use that word on a daily fucking basis and like every other post. (Along with all your "imaginative" gay jokes about each other. Then again those probably aren't jokes are they? You pillow biting fucktards!)
And let's not forget the fact that it took like fucking 10 of you fucktards just to come close to insulting me. If you were the mockers you CLAIMED you are, it should've just took one of you, right? Or can't you fucktards count that high? I forgot, that inbreeding really takes a toll on you fucktards.

As far as my standards are concerned, well too bad if they're too high for you. Y'see you fucktards are only as good YOU think you are. Obviously, if there's a bunch of like minded used tampons like yourselves, well of course you're gonna band together, just like any mindless sheep herd. You're all so use to your own lame insults to each other that you're scared when someone REALLY challenges you. I'm not here to "play" by your "standards" because your "standards" aren't really anything to strive for. I'm not here to be part of your fucktard herd either. And on those facts alone I fucking beat you.

And I'm STILL beating you. Ignore! I keep telling you that, maybe one day you fucktards will learn. Get your Moms to explain it to you. Should be easy enough, considering most of you still live at home.

And Skulhed, if I was attacking you, you'd know about it, because you'd be crying in your Pokemon pillows that you jack off to every fucking night.

Toodles, you fucking weasel raping, shit licking fucktards!

[Dole]

There have been a million people here who post shit like 'LOL I owned you' etc etc on an almost daily basis. They are always dull, they are mostly 15 years old, and they generally stay for about 3 days.

The fact is, I havent got a fucking clue when your supposed oscar worthy 'internet badass' performance occured, and I would assume the vast majority of people here dont have a clue who you are either. And I doubt anyone gives a shit either way.

[Anonymous]

Retro: You wanna keep your bitch Dole in line?

Dole: I wasn't fucking talking to you slug semen. The fact of the matter is I don't fucking CARE whether fucktards remember me or give a shit. I'm not here to gain your fucking approval. I was addressing a point that Retro pathetically tried to defend, but failed as usual.
Next time get your fucking head out of your ass before you attempt to make remarks you have no fucking clue about.

Toodles, rim jobbers of constipated elephants!

[Dole]

You only have one insult, and its a shit one at that.

[Anonymous]

He went away last time he was ignored and it'll happen again.

[Spooky]

I counted "fucktard" fifteen times in his second to last post.


Second of all, go back and read the last time I fucking owned you li'l bitches and you'll see that many of you fucktards (You included) started insulting me in the same style I was doing to you.



Isn't that what MOCKING is? I always assumed mocking was closer to parody, than insulting.

:(

[kahljorn]

Wow, I really don't remember talking shit on this jackass. That's fine.

Was it funny when I did?

I kind of remember his screen name, he was like the Kapn part two! It's cute he came back to see what we think about him though, and he even remembered everything we said to him!

[Rez]

i remember him but i don't remember anything he posted... i wasnt aware he based his entire ego on his *insulting skills* on the internet..

sad... i do better in real life than on internet, and i'd like to keep it that way :(

[FS]

PLEASE, don't encourage the guy posting excessive blocks of vocal masturbation. It's taking me longer to scroll through this thread.

[kellychaos]

Denile is probably the best natural defense for the I-Mocker however, since even when soundly beaten, they refuse to accept defeat. No matter how badly they get made someone's bitch. Of course being made a bitch isn't really a new thing for I-Mockers. Especially the one called kellychaos. So my conclusion is they really like it.


Ooooooooh ONWNED :eek ... ya know, they got stuff like Immodium AD for your condition. Take a lesson from Hemmingway.

[Rez]

ya know, they got stuff like Immodium AD for your condition. Take a lesson from Hemmingway.

"goes crazy, sleeps with nurse, writes a hell of a lot of shit, gets in drunken bar fight, remembers nurse"

[Anonymous]

FS & Chojin:These fucktards can't help but to respond, they're fucking so predictable. I hold up a hoop and these fucktards go jumping through it everytime.

Dole: You wouldn't know insulting if you looked it up in the fucking dictionary. That is if you could fucking read in the first place.

Spooky: Wow, I'm amazed you could count that high, I guess that makes you the most intellegent fucktard on here.

kahljorn: No sadly you were probably the least amusing. You weren't even funny accidently. Common problem with you fucktards in general though. Don't flatter yourself though, I just happend to come on here again to fuck with you fucktards some more since its pretty easy to do.

Rez: I don't need to boost my ego by insulting you fucktards, its too fucking simple, there's barely any challenge. Shit, I'm fucking going easy on you fucktards.

kellychaos: Yeah they got stuff like AZT for your condition. Won't cure you though, thank god. Save yourself the pain and suffering by taking a lesson from Kurt Cobain. And in the next life stop chugging cock like it was going out of style.

You wanna keep fucking going fucktards?

You CAN'T fucking beat me, so just fucking ignore me, and just like Chojin said, I'll go away...

Toodles, you inbred shit licking fucktards!

[Spectre X]

can't beat you? You're absolutely right, seeing as you already beat yourself by posting a post saying all these things which only make you look like an idiot more and more and more, and you, my dear stupid, stupid person, are going to be completely in denial over this and say something like that I fucking suck etc.

Which is true, seeing as I fucking suck at not winning from you. You know what? I'm gonna put idiot insulter in my profile for my occuption, seeing as I drilled you into the ground right there.

FS and Chojin are predictable? Yes, it's predictable that they will post sometimes. You are predictable with your insults. They suck, they lack any kind of creative input, and face it, you barely know what they even mean regardless of their retarded simplicity.

[CaptainBubba]

shutup faggot.

edit: you too spectreX. In fact. All of you. All of you faggots shut up. everyone in this thread shut the fuck up. Faggots.

[Anonymous]

Spectre X: (Sigh) You obviously haven't learned anything from last time. If anyone's in denile its you. You can't even read properly. I didn't say FS and CHojin were predictable, I was saying the fucktards on here (Such as yourself) were predictable. If anything they got the hint and ignore me. Which DOES prove that not everyone on here is a fucktard. Sadly, you're not part of that group, and by the looks of things, you never will be. So stop sucking their dicks in an attempt to be liked.

And stop embarassing yourself by attempting to out insult me, you're not mentally equipped to do so anyway. I've got more creativity in my fucking pinky than you ever will in your entire life.

Hopefully, this will be a positive lesson for you, if not well continue being the fucktard you are.

CaptainBubba: Ohhh faggot! You come up with that yourself? Or did your boyfriend Spectre X help you after he sucked your dick and fucked you in the ass?

Toodles, rabbit dick lickers!

[FS]

One of the things I most appreciate about these boards is that usually, you can set up a joke and people will go along in it. If everyone's trying to take their swing at the idiot to look tough and clever, it does not work.

Don't. Reply. Back. And. Forth. With. Morons. It is terribly annoying.

[CaptainBubba]

:lol I'm GAY. I concede.

[Spectre X]

If you've got more creativity in your pinky than I have in my entire being, how come I was expecting a post of you EXACTLY like that?

[Anonymous]

Spectre X: Stop lying in an attempt to look intellegent, because it isn't at all believable. You don't know shit, and you never will.

The truth hurts sometimes, don't get mad.

You're a fucktard, live with that fact.

You can still lead a productive life working a McDonalds and getting fucked by your Dad in the trailer park

Toodles, Herpes boy!

[Professor Cool]

Don't you think your going a tad over the barrel Mr. Max?

[Reilly]

Ive been read my rights by some guy called James, but in truth, did HE read his own forum rules?

I mean, look at the fucking state of the past few pages. Retard this and faggot that, its really pathetic.

Ive never quite understood the means behind un-intelligent internet abuse and so many people do it, does it get you off?

"Fuck off retard I hope you fucking die from eating your momma's shit I fucked her last night but I didnt eat her shit shitfaced retard"

Thats just way too easy.

[Protoclown]

Too bad this thread fucking DIED