My life story in emoticons

[Dole]

My Parents:
:posh :posh
Infancy:
:boob :boob
Toddler:
:P
School years:
:wah :goth :suicide :wah
First Teenage dabblings in drugs and music:
:rock :shocked :rock :shocked
Loss of virginity:
:wank :boob :boob
University:
:/
First adult responsibilities:
:chatter :confused :chatter :confused
First signs of cynicism:
:blah :/ :(
Long term relationship:
:conspiracy
Long term relationship ends:
:maul
'Glamourous Bachelorhood':
:wank
Move back to best town on Earth:
:party
Loads of rich wankers from London decide to do the same:
:newbie
Finally get worthwhile employment:
:posh
Happy 30th Birthday:
:suicide :hangman
Now:
:|

[Protoclown]

How much you want for the movie rights?

[AChimp]

http://www.anitalobel.com/NPP_NBA_Seal.jpg

BRAVO. :tear

[Snatchtastic]

FUCKING AWSOME!!!

[FS]

I'm fascinated by the fact that you killed yourself at least four times during your lifetime.

[kellychaos]

I laughed. I cried. I am a better human being for having read it.

[KellyGayos]

no

[glowbelly]

there needs to be more :lol in that there graphical representation, mister.

[Dole]

There of course should be more :lol but it doesnt lend itself to dramatic interpretation, innit?

[Zhukov]

And where is the best town on Earth? Is it somethingsomethingshire or something-uponsomething?

[glowbelly]

it's brighton, smarty pants.

as for the foo foo artsy talk from dole: i make raspberries at you, sir. loud, obnoxious, american, spit-producing raspberries.

[kellychaos]

I'm so :lol that I can't stop cryin'

[Dole]

"as for the foo foo artsy talk from dole: i make raspberries at you, sir. loud, obnoxious, american, spit-producing raspberries."

I have taken your raspberries, and made a delicious summer pudding from them.

[glowbelly]

oooh. share?

[KellyGayos]

I'm so :lol that I can't stop cryin'

no