NWO BEATDOWN THREAD #1

[Anonymous]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nwo.jpg

As revealed in my other thread, I have injected this board with a lethal dose of POISON.
You jerks won't kill it, I will.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nwo/nwo0.jpg

Last week we saw the ferocious maiming of klownboy as I wrestled him into submission
in front of a crowd of at least 5 as retaliation for his latest post barrage, the result of
which crippled him and ended his career.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nwo/nwo1.jpg

This week we slapped the taste out of kellychaos' mouth, after which he cried like a
girl and fled the arena while a montage of clips courtesy of the conveniently-placed
production crew chronicled his hasty, tear-filled departure. This broadcast
unfortunately failed to include a comical episode backstage wherein, reportedly, the
other members wouldn't let him get his trunks, wallet, and "other gay crap" from his
locker, forcing him to hail a cab with money earned from panhandling and telling
knock-knock jokes on the street in front of the venue.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nwo/nwo2.jpg

All in all, another successful week for the NWO as we continue to cleanse the forums.
We know what needs to be done around here, whether you whiny little dykes like it
or not.

And it's for your own good.

[pjalne]

This made my morning.

[kahljorn]

IT MADE ME PEE

[Jeanette X]

http://www.angelfire.com/ky/ChynaPics/wwfpic3.jpg
Can I help? I want to purge the board too.

[CastroMotorOil]

i :love chojin so much now. Best morning post ever!

[Spectre X]

Chojin scares me now. :(

[Rez]

This made my morning.

[HickMan]

Chojin, you officially ruined this board. You keep bitching about the people you hate on here so maybe they will be banned.

"If I bitch enough, maybe these guys will get banned... I'll ruin the boards and make it look like the guys I hate!"

Like I said before, Chojin. YOU RUINED THIS BOARD

[glowbelly]

quit your bitchin.

[Carnivore]

Hating people who contribute absolutely nothing to the board, waste bandwidth, and generally have no command of the English language? My, what a novel idea! I wish I had thought of it first :/

[Immortal Goat]

When did these become "Chojin's Boards" all of a sudden? I mean, I never had a real problem with him, I just asked that I be allowed to say what I want. Now, just because I said a few stupid things (realy and truly, I don't think I am THAT bad), he complains about me to everyone about everything I have ever said that annoyed him. Go ahead, ban me if that's what you want to do. I just don't like being bitched about and then not being told what the hell I was doing wrong.


And Chojin, saying that it was "general stupidity" isn't going to help me change it.

[CaptainBubba]

Is this a joke? Cuz I get jokes.

[FS]

Jesus fucking Christ. If you don't get what "mockery" is, get the hell off these boards.

At least when Chojin bitches he's doing it in a funny way.

[budgetjiggalo]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YAAAAAAAAAA

http://www.celebrity-wallpaper.com/wallpaper/machoman2.jpg

[Drev]

Go buy his new rap alblum, folks! >:

[Bad Boy Jmy Boy]

Cool shit cool shit soory Im not familiar with yuor sick twisted deminted fun please teach how to have sick humor!!

[Spectre X]

I'll teach you to be dead.

Step 1 - stab yourself in the head with a very big knife.
Step 2 - if step one failed, repeat step one or stab yourself with the sharp end.

[HickMan]

http://www.pwwew.net/multimedia/rikishi.jpg

Alright, Chojin. Is this what you want?

[Bad Boy Jmy Boy]

Oh yeah will I hits you with the J.B3 virus!!!

[Spectre X]

'hits' me with the what now? You can't give me anything unless I open a package you sent me asshat. Stop being such a fucking 1337 H4xx0r and die already, nobody respects you or even finds you mildly amusing.

[Bennett]

spectre, you need to ask Jmy boy for some ketamine... you're getting way too worked up over such an insignificant twat.

chances are he's a character anyway... or at least I hope... or maybe I hope he's not? :/

[Spectre X]

yeah, I've been responding to idiots all night, well, ten minutes.

I'm just very exciteable now, seeing as I must restrain myself from completely going berserk in real life, so I rain it all down on some idiots I find wandering about.

[Spooky]

throw some ninjas killing people in this thread and it will be the best ever. >:

[punkgroovehopper]

Wrestling is for rednecks do you like to fuck your sister or do you prefer cousin?

[GADZOOKS]

I don't care if you like GI Joe, but cut down the fucking user pic. http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:lfkanwDAfnIC:www.rpgamer.com/people/chimerasame/images/nonchim/colinxmas.jpg

[Spooky]

http://www.hostmysig.com/data/throatpunch/nwo.gif

:( :( :( :(

[Anonymous]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nwo/nwo3.jpg

Hickman: All right, Chojin, we're SICK of seeing you act like you own the place! Today many feelings
were hurt when you could have just patiently explained to us what we've been doing 'wrong!' Sure,
we might have ignored it and continued to show up in each and every conversation to cheerfully add
our asinine input, BUT AT LEAST WE WOULD HAVE HAD THAT WARNING UNDER OUR BELTS. I mean,
good Christ, Phoenix here hasn't even opened his mouth since he begged you to stop making fun of
him over AIM sometime late last night; I knew something was up after he didn't even show up for
our IRC Vampire game. THAT'S how badly you've upset him.

MKIV: Yeah, and we were gonna be Dark Childer of the Assimar, too.

Immortal Goat: If I might gander an interjection, please, (with your permission) I would like to
bolster your argument tenfold by including a simple mention that these aren't even his boards; He has
absolutely no basis but our actions to make these sweeping judges of character, and that isn't even
fair. I mean, apparently it would be if he owned the boards as mentioned previously, but I digress.

Hickman: Permission GRANTED, man.

Immortal Goat: Thank you.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nwo/nwo4.jpg

Hickman: And, I mean, I mean, you don't own this place man, and you don't own US. We're gonna
stay out here all night if we have to. We have -choke- important business that needs -sob- to be
settled right here and-

PhoenixStriker: I don't think he's showing up, dude.

[Spooky]

I feel left out. :(

[punkgroovehopper]

You love me and you know it,hold still while you swallow my load.

[Spectre X]

SIG. BIG. BAN. DIE. NOW!


Chojin, put the smackdown on him please? :(

[punkgroovehopper]

SIG. BIG. BAN. DIE. NOW!


Chojin, put the smackdown on him please? :(

Fuckin fags! You ban people just cause you can't take the heat?suck my dick and swallow my load you fuckin idiots!

[Dole]

22 :lol :lol :lol

[McClain]

This is some funny shit.

[pjalne]

DELETED

[McClain]

Is who Midge Benderbinder? Yes. That is Jimmy Peeters, a.k.a. Smiffen DuKumpfscht. Trolly Rigger extraordinaire.

[Helm]

Fuckin fags! You ban people just cause you can't take the heat?suck my dick and swallow my load you fuckin idiots!

Nobody can stand the heat of a big signature, so it's only understandable that we have those expert kick-ass mockers that emply them swiftly banned, before they can mock us a second time. :tear

[Immortal Goat]

Yep, a couple of PHOTOSHOPS should send us crying home to mama!

[HickMan]

Oh man. You beat me Chojin :(. You are so much better than me with your wonderful photoshops and wwf sense of humor. THIS IS MY LAST POST I WILL EVER MAKE.

[HickMan]

Those tears look like boogers. >: *snort*

[The Retro Kat]

EDIT:http://www.parentsafely.com/over-the-shoulder-baby-holder/nursing.jpg

[HickMan]

When's the second beatdown? I'm excited about this! :|

[FS]

By Craggy, I hate you.

[Schimid]

OMG this is an addiction I need more :(

I wanna be the one-legged wrestler. :(

[Anonymous]

This thread has served its purpose.