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kellychaos
Oct 10th, 2003, 04:39 PM
Gland theft or just an ingenius excuse for coming up ... ahem ... short? Isn't there an easy way to confirm the information?

Suspected Penis Snatcher Beaten to Death

Fri October 10, 2003 10:53 AM ET
BANJUL (Reuters) - A 28-year-old man accused of stealing a man's penis through sorcery was beaten to death in the West African country of Gambia on Thursday, police said.
A police spokesman told Reuters that Baba Jallow was killed by about 10 people in the town of Serekunda, nine miles from the capital Banjul.

Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure.

The police spokesman said many men in Serekunda were now afraid to shake hands, and he urged people not to believe reports of "vanishing" genitals. Belief in sorcery is widespread in West Africa.

Seven alleged penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs in Ghana in 1997.

Cap'n Crunch
Oct 10th, 2003, 07:38 PM
I GUESS YOU HAVE TO STOP GRABBING GUY'S PENIS NOW KELLY, OR YOU WILL BE BEATEN TO DEATH, FAG.

AChimp
Oct 10th, 2003, 08:06 PM
Notice how the afflicted penis can either disappear or SHRINK? Fucking superstitious savages. :rolleyes

Geggy
Oct 10th, 2003, 10:09 PM
The police spokesman said many men in Serekunda were now afraid to shake hands

WHAT A BUNCH OF PRUDES! :lol

FS
Oct 11th, 2003, 07:03 AM
The Penis Snatcher... wasn't that the movie where Denzel Washington is a detective solving crimes from his bed?

kellychaos
Oct 11th, 2003, 04:00 PM
Penis snatchers will also use cold water and pictures of Bea Arthur in their damnable sorcery!

Cap'n Crunch
Oct 11th, 2003, 11:28 PM
YOU BETTER WHIP OUT SOME COLD WATER AND PICTURES OF BEA ARTHUR THEN. >:

Geggy
Oct 12th, 2003, 12:24 AM
That article reminded me of the movie I saw called 'Make Them Die Slowly' which was based on cannibalism in africa. They believe that eating penis and titties will rid of the evil spirit or something like that. It was a fucked up movie. That's why it got banned from over 500 countries. I didn't realize there were over 500 countries. Doesn't it make you proud that USA isn't one of the 500 countries? It really does make me appreciative of the freedom that we have in this country, otherwise I wouldn't have saw that fucked up movie. Yeah, soooo............

Perndog
Oct 12th, 2003, 12:30 AM
Nothing gets banned anymore in the USA. They just censor the fuck out of everything mainstream. >:

Skulhedface
Oct 12th, 2003, 03:53 AM
Penis snatching...

Would the opposite of this be vagina cocking?

Geggy
Oct 12th, 2003, 05:36 AM
No, sewing a vagina shut is the opposite of penis snatching. :rolleyes

FS
Oct 12th, 2003, 08:06 AM
I'm pretty sure there's only some 150 countries.

AChimp
Oct 12th, 2003, 10:41 AM
Maybe it was 500 counties. :/

KellyGayos
Oct 12th, 2003, 04:37 PM
Penis snatchers will also use cold water and pictures of Bea Arthur in their damnable sorcery!

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