View Full Version : GADZOOKS VS. Esuohlim (Battle of the Characters)
GADZOOKS
Oct 12th, 2003, 01:11 PM
It's time to see which one of our net personas would win in a TOE TAPPIN, MOTHER FLAPPIN MOCK WAR >:
Whoever wins becomes to the new esuohlim or the new gadzooks it matters who's who and since we are the same person it makes a whole lot of :lol sense.
Mister Sarcastic
Oct 12th, 2003, 05:52 PM
:rolleyes
GADZOOKS
Oct 12th, 2003, 06:24 PM
Matthew Perry eh? your should change your name to Mister NO TALENT
Tubesock
Oct 13th, 2003, 06:19 AM
This is worse than my threads. :(
ScruU2wice
Oct 13th, 2003, 12:43 PM
Yeah but not as fucking long >:
Zhukov
Oct 13th, 2003, 01:33 PM
Gadzooks has knocked up quite a few posts, so he must be doing something right.
GADZOOKS
Oct 13th, 2003, 02:11 PM
Especially from a guy who's named after what he furiously masturbates into.
Eh, Tubecock?
I'll go on Esuohlim later.
Tubesock
Oct 14th, 2003, 03:03 AM
Holy crap! You just managed to make fun of my name using the most obvious and uncreative mock in the world! Don't you feel like an idiot now!
Professor Cool
Oct 14th, 2003, 03:24 AM
You are the last person to be talking about being uncreative, you twit.
Tubesock
Oct 14th, 2003, 07:52 AM
Professor Cool, you are so COOL I want to be just like you! You are way cooler than New Kids On The Block and way cooler than Bob Saget! Not only that, you're a professor, which means you've had proper college training! Tell me the secrets of your coolness, so that I may grow up to be like you!!!
(HAHAHA, loser)
Esuohlim
Oct 14th, 2003, 11:28 AM
FUCK THIS THREAD >:
Tubesock
Oct 14th, 2003, 12:48 PM
Okay.
* Tubesock jams his dick through the monitor.
AAAAAAHHHHHHH...
http://www.conaculta.gob.mx/cimagen/heart/foto/mariana/semen.jpg
Esuohlim
Oct 14th, 2003, 03:36 PM
FUCK THIS THREAD >:
Tubesock
Oct 14th, 2003, 10:20 PM
Give me some time, man. I need to reload.
Esuohlim
Oct 14th, 2003, 10:28 PM
FCUK THIS TRHAED >:
Rongi
Oct 14th, 2003, 10:31 PM
THIS TRHED SUX
Schimid
Oct 14th, 2003, 10:32 PM
STFU FAG
Rongi
Oct 14th, 2003, 10:33 PM
:'(
Professor Cool
Oct 14th, 2003, 10:49 PM
Professor Cool, you are so COOL I want to be just like you! You are way cooler than New Kids On The Block and way cooler than Bob Saget! Not only that, you're a professor, which means you've had proper college training! Tell me the secrets of your coolness, so that I may grow up to be like you!!!
(HAHAHA, loser)
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:px9AXxvVOlMC:www.chattanooga.net/comedy/saget.JPG
Well DJ, it's going to take a little growing up before you can become as cool as me, but don't worry, keep your chin up and sooner or later the kids will respect you for who YOU are.
Now how about a hug?
Tubesock
Oct 15th, 2003, 08:14 AM
My God, Professor Cool! That is so COOL the way you make fun of Bob Saget like that! And all you did was just repeat a line from Who's The Boss or whatever shitty show he was from! And that picture you stole from your google image search is like so REBELLIOUS it's like you're a modern-day James Dean! And the way you highlighted the words 'growing up' as if it's some kind of subliminal message that no one would get if they weren't in bold! I mean, that is so COOL!
And to think I once thought you were a moron! Boy, do I look foolish now!
(fuckwit)
Perndog
Oct 15th, 2003, 11:31 AM
Damn it, this is turning into Tubesock round three. >:
Esuohlim
Oct 15th, 2003, 11:34 AM
FKCU TIHS TRAHED >:
Professor Cool
Oct 15th, 2003, 03:25 PM
My God, Professor Cool! That is so COOL the way you make fun of Bob Saget like that! And all you did was just repeat a line from Who's The Boss
Oh please, don't act like you don't know what show it's on, you probably cried when Michelle fell off that horse DIDN'T YOU.
So do you just sit around here because you know that if you go on the outside regions of the board people like Rog and FS would make mincemeat out of you.
And along with my scrappy young chum Milhouse, FUCK THIS THREAD >:
KellyGayos
Oct 15th, 2003, 08:31 PM
no
Tubesock
Oct 16th, 2003, 12:14 AM
I'm sure you like all those faggoty shows, Professor Cool (Cause let's admit it, Full House is SUPER COOL, [though not as COOL as you]), but as far as I'm concerned Michelle can rape that horse from both ends.
As for why I don't go out this board, I prefer hanging out with COOL people like you! Hahahahaha, you're COOL cause you're Professor Cool! Obviously with a nickname like that, you must be COOL!
How are you going to retaliate, Professor COOL? Stick your thumb up your butt and go, "AAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!"
P.S. You don't have to keep highlighting words. I can read your retarded point of view just fine without any emphasis.
Professor Cool
Oct 16th, 2003, 12:30 AM
How are you going to retaliate, Professor COOL? Stick your thumb up your butt and go, "AAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!"
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/424040/dozen.jpg
Tubesock
Oct 16th, 2003, 10:30 AM
Touche.
Esuohlim
Oct 16th, 2003, 11:22 AM
FORNICATE WITH THIS THREAD >:
Sam
Oct 16th, 2003, 05:43 PM
How in god's name did this thread get to be 2 pages?
Big Papa Goat
Oct 16th, 2003, 07:17 PM
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=6104
No, how did this thread get to be 2 pages >:
Tubesock
Oct 17th, 2003, 12:13 AM
It cause there's a new sitcom called "Everybody Loves Tubesock".
It's followed by that other sitcom "Big Papa Goat Sucks Balls".
Schimid
Oct 17th, 2003, 12:14 AM
Haha! Good one, dude!
Big Papa Goat
Oct 17th, 2003, 01:14 AM
When I read it, I laughed.
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