spanish class, take it for free!

[-chupapi-]

hi, in this topic you will learn a little about spanish (mexican way to be more specific) slang and so.

here you go!



ENGLISH....................... SPANISH

Co-- su----....................... niño feo
Fxxx you....................... Tontuelo
Kiss my XXX....................... pipi caca
mother f-----....................... fuchi nene
assh%%%....................... Mensote


EXERCISE:

If any FUCHI NENE dislikes my topic please
PIPI CACA.
if you are reading this you are a complete MENSOTE , a NIÑO FEO like you deserves this kind of reading and more, so TONTUELO, and leave.


more lessons soon! thanx for your time!

[Emu]

I hope you get your head eaten :(

[Professor Cool]

pipi caca, does that mean Kiss my Hat?

[-chupapi-]

in fact means kiss my cheek, i guess you need to be more intuitive next time, but don´t worry, learning is a very large and beautiful road, now you are walking it, congratulations.

[Professor Cool]

la mejilla es cinco letras, dipshit :)

[Sam]

I DON'T THINK DIPSHIT IS SPANISH. :rolleyes

[Professor Cool]

you just lost a song

[MK IV]

Una Cervaza por favor.

one beer please.

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el gordo.

is fat.

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Calamares

squid/octopus

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Punte ! Punte ! Punte !

[Sam]

you just lost a song

I think that's a little harsh. :tear

[-chupapi-]

la mejilla es cinco letras, dipshit :)


ENGLISH-----------------------------------------------SPANISH


DIPSHIT------------------------------------------------PAPI
STOP SUCKING YOU HE-GOAT---------------------NO MAMES CABRON

[Comrade Rocket]

the only spanish I know I learned at Taco Bell.

[Les Waste]

CHINGA TE >:

[Drev]

TAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!! :GIR

[-chupapi-]

my first contribution to this page is called
THE TRUE ABOUT TACOS!

IN YOUR LOCAL I-MOCKERY SOON!

[GADZOOKS]

how do you say "there is no basment in the alamo"

[Crimson Ghost]

"no hay basment en el alamo"


http://www.poprocksandcoke.com/img/17/peeweesbike.jpg

[-chupapi-]

no hay sotano en alamo


ask for more kids, don´t be afraid!

[Big McLargehuge]

How do you say "cerra tu boca cabron"?

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

the only spanish I learned was in a factory; Estoy en fuego. -> "I'm on fire" and bondeaho(sp?) puto -> "stupid bitch". very useful :(

[-chupapi-]

How do you say "cerra tu boca cabron"?

you could use this phrase with me and it may work, look.....

chupapi lindo, culito santo, mi rey, mi chiquilingo, adorable pedazito de vida, serias tan amable de guardar silencio, es que tu inteligencia me asusta y no quiero vivir traumado por el resto de mi vida si si ANDA SIIIII????

that´s the way to say "cerra tu boca cabron" (cerra. JAJAJA)

[James]

GO BACK TO AFRICA. >:

[-chupapi-]

GO BACK TO AFRICA. >:

why? do you want me to deliver some food to your parents again? you didn´t pay me the last time !SHAME ON YOU! :(

[Les Waste]

COME MIERDA >:

[-chupapi-]

si viene directamente del culo de tu hermana, ME LA COMO TODA!

[Evil Robot]

Mexicans at work call me gueno or weno or some shit. what the fuck do I care theyre mexicans and their lives will always suck ass and they will grow old and die of a heart attack while feeding their malnourished chickens.

[Schimid]

MI LLAMO ES HOTEL :lol

[-chupapi-]

Mexicans at work call me gueno or weno or some shit. what the fuck do I care theyre mexicans and their lives will always suck ass and they will grow old and die of a heart attack while feeding their malnourished chickens.

i think that they don´t call you gueno or weno, they call you putito, and belive me, that´s a very special flatter in our country, it means "rich culture man" in the north and "very intelligent person" in the south, if you want to make more and more mexican friends just call them "putitos".
by the way... the most common death between mexicans is the "laugh shock" caused by reading ofensive posts.