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James

Oct 16th, 2003, 04:48 PM

OK. They are MOVIE Reviews. I can understand the occasional TV-show-on-DVD dealy. But I think it's pretty damn silly to have reviews of video previews for N64 games. (http://www.i-mockery.com/moviereviews/detailed.asp?ID=973)

I mean, come on. :/

HickMan

Oct 16th, 2003, 06:31 PM

SEGA and Sony spies scare me

This guy's cool.

Sam

Oct 16th, 2003, 07:56 PM

I have that tape. And one for Donkey Kong Country and Diddy Kong Racing. I should review them. :(

Schimid

Oct 16th, 2003, 11:54 PM

I only have the Banjo Kazooie one. :(

Oct 17th, 2003, 06:53 AM

I've noticed that often when people review things that shouldn't be reviewed int he first place, like the Warcraft III cinematics DVD or the ICP concerts tape, they often sound like they were forced to do the review.

"OK, this is a tape with..... *ummmm* stuff..... I'm tired...... n e way it's alright nothin special....... man do i have a pragraph yet or what.... *burps* buy it or whatever get a life man......"

Ninjavenom

Oct 18th, 2003, 04:00 PM

The music reviews are worse. I'm glad i don't have to approve those. Someone writes six sentences about a tape they got in a bargain bin, but they somehow fail to mention the track names, the genre, or even the slightest history of said band. I realize there is a "genre" thing on the form, but that's not gonna help me figure out what the fuck it is until they tell me. Many people seem to review a CD only to whine about the people who like said cd. :/

James

Oct 18th, 2003, 04:26 PM

I'm going to start reviewing sketches on Saturday Night Live, and sending them to you.

Oct 18th, 2003, 05:44 PM

I'm going to start reviewing stuff I see outside.

THE BIRD IN THE SKY (2003)
Director: uh... God?
Writer: Me, stupid :rolleyes

Plot:
There's a bird outside. I think it's a sparrow. Or maybe a magpie. What the hell do I know. It's flying. Yeah. Still flying. Oh wait, now it's flying away. Bye, bye birdie. Bye bye.

Review:
I had fun!

HickMan

Oct 18th, 2003, 07:16 PM

10+ out of 10, fs.

Ninjavenom

Oct 18th, 2003, 10:09 PM

Fuck it Jamesman, tell me it's part of a "best of" tape and it's in.

Ooner

Oct 19th, 2003, 05:07 AM

I saw the ad tape for Starfox 64 at Goodwill for $6. :/

Zhukov

Oct 19th, 2003, 05:57 AM

I was attacked by a magpie today.