First Nintendo Game Defeatings...

[DJ Potatoe]

Just cuz I know we were all Nintendo players at one point, I'm curious to hear what all of our first Nintendo games were that we defeated. You remember...when ya got to that last boss and continued like, 20 times before figuring out the patterns...

..so what was YOUR first? Mine was Mega Man 2.

[Anonymous]

Mine was the Figuring Out Which Board To Post This On game. But you were always better at that one.

And the sequel was much better.

[Anonymous]

Get it?

[DJ Potatoe]

I think that you may actually be aware of the stupidness that flows from your flaming pink hair.....get it?

[Anonymous]

no

[DJ Potatoe]

Good, that means I've formulated yet another elaborate plot to fool you. LOL = Laugh Out Loud

[Anonymous]

I'm saying I don't get it

[DJ Potatoe]

Oh, you don't, do ya? well then...allow me to make an appointment for you and my cleet to have a "secret" meeting.


..How's Monday at noon sound?

[Anonymous]

No, I didn't understand. That's what I'm trying to say.

[DJ Potatoe]

So, what language would U best understand this in?

[Emu]

I've ruined this thread :(

[Anonymous]

I don't remember asking you a god damn thing

[DJ Potatoe]

Yea!! Where the fuck did U come from, biggot?!

[Schimid]

WOW PEOPLE FROM MARYLAND SURE ARE STUPID.

[Anonymous]

I don't get any of this

[DJ Potatoe]

OMG! OMG! OMG! That was so clever, I nearly gave birth to a rectangular cheese wedge!!!

[Rongi]

This thread makes me very sad

[Anonymous]

You just don't get it

[Rongi]

Guess not.

I hate these boards now.

Get it?

[DJ Potatoe]

I got it!!! Find me a joke 'n I'll get it.

[Rongi]

Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Give up?

BANNED

[DJ Potatoe]

That punchline wasn't very good. :-( It's actually kind of...not good.

[Schimid]

After going to BOG, I've got a newfound appreciation for these boards, idiots and all. :(

[Rongi]

you obviously don't not not get it.

[Anonymous]

http://www.catfancy.com/catfancy/images/dreamcat.gif

[Cap'n Crunch]

You spelled potato wrong. :(

[DJ Potatoe]

Chojin = cat touching expert

[Anonymous]

http://www.catfancy.com/catfancy/images/eukanuba_register.gif

[Rongi]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:9o6oFFf5GT0C:www.moxieday.com/images/FlyGuy2.jpghttp://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:9o6oFFf5GT0C:www.moxieday.com/images/FlyGuy2.jpg
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[DJ Potatoe]

:-( I can't click on it

[Anonymous]

I don't get it

[Rongi]

http://www.minibite.com/images/Dogrun.gif
http://www.minibite.com/images/Dogrun.gif
http://www.minibite.com/images/Dogrun.gif

I"M HAVING FUN

[Anonymous]

OFF-TOPIC

[DJ Potatoe]

Cap'n Crunch wasn't really a captain..and FURTHERMORE, Dr. Pepper......no PHD...that lying sack of shit

[Schimid]

Haha! Yeah!

Hey guys, lay off!

[Anonymous]

ok i got that one

[DJ Potatoe]

I didn't.

Now I'M out of the loop.

[Rongi]

"Time and time again, I'm referred to as 'America's #1 Millionaire Maker'… that means one thing:

I take ordinary people (some of them right out of the unemployment line and some right out of Regis Philbin's studio audience) and show them exactly what to do to create six-figure incomes - and
THEN THEY DO IT!"

I can show you how to do the same... Check it out.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Cap'n Crunch wasn't really a captain..and FURTHERMORE, Dr. Pepper......no PHD...that lying sack of shit

I had a boat. :rolleyes Anyone with a boat is a captain. :rolleyes

[Rongi]

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[DJ Potatoe]

Like Stubbing?

[Anonymous]

1 in 5 kids in America faces hunger because of decisions like this.

[Schimid]

Ha! Stubbing! :)

[Anonymous]

i don't get it

[Rongi]

http://www.dgreetings.com/newimages/hate/hate.gif

[Cap'n Crunch]

DO U GUYZ LIEK ANIME!!! ^_&

[Skulhedface]

Ironically, this thread DOES belong in this forum now.

Weird.

[Anonymous]

I don't 'get' your observational humor

[DJ Potatoe]

I heart Ed O'Neill

[Anonymous]

LOL WATCH THE POST COUNT NEWBIE LOL

RULE NUMBER 4




get it

[Rongi]

I hate this thread

[Schimid]

LOL, I love you guys :)

[DJ Potatoe]

I'm not new

Maybe I can make a "high, I'm old" thread

[Comrade Rocket]

I like Teh Secks :squigly

WEEE HEEE

[Rongi]

Best thread ever!

[Anonymous]

What? Where the hell are we now?

Strange things are afoot at the circle K

[DJ Potatoe]

woah










get it?

[Anonymous]

i think so

[DJ Potatoe]

Why did Rog move this thread? It's not about video games. he must be all tuckered out from cutting stuff at work and didn't notice the difference.

[Rongi]

you guys ruined it

btw this could help you guys

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3138

[Anonymous]

RULE NUMBER 4

no pornography


get it

[DJ Potatoe]

yes

[Anonymous]

cool

[Rongi]

No i mean this limp dick fukcing noobie

4) If you've just arrived at the forums, please don't make a typical "Hi, I'm new here!" thread. That's just asking for a verbal beatdown. We know if a person is new, if you really want people to like you, start joining in conversations and making worthwhile on-topic replies. Contrary to popular belief, there's NOTHING wrong with being a "newbie". There is, however, plenty wrong with being a "newbie who doesn't pay attention to the posting guidelines". We generally roast them over an open flame... very slowly.

I'm going to enjoy ripping this one a new asshole :)

[Anonymous]

4) No pornography. There's enough of that shit on the internet, and we prefer to get out traffic with quality content, not with "Alien Donkey Humpings R' Us" graphics. Besides, pornography often deters a lot of the advertisers that we need to keep I-Mockery running. If you post pornography, you'll be banned for 1 month. Do it again, and you're gone for good.

do you get it yet

[DJ Potatoe]

If thats a joke..it's not very funny....I call that "Dennis Miller Syndrome" or DMS for short.

I believe Rongi is coming down with a severe case of DMS. There is only one cure for it now that you are in stage 3 of it: Cut off your left foot. I'm sorry...but it's tha only way.

[Anonymous]

Uhhh why the left foot? I don't get it.

[DJ Potatoe]

You don't get it?






get it?

[Rongi]

Dude jeanette will teach you fucks a lesson >:

[Anonymous]

thanks for ruining this thread

faggot

[Rongi]

faggot? oh that's comical!

[Schimid]

:) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :/ >:

[Rongi]

you don't get it

i get it


get it

[Anonymous]

okay it's saved now

[Schimid]

:/ >: :/ :) :picklehat

[Perndog]

I heard there was a joke in this thread. I'm good at getting jokes...can I hear it?

[DJ Potatoe]

*whew* I agree

[Rongi]

EDIT

EDIT

get it

[Schimid]

oh no.

[Anonymous]

i understand why this thread was moved now. this is easily the best thing about the gaming forum

[Anonymous]

get it

[Rongi]

I have a great joke

[Drev]

Please stop acting stupider than me. Thank you. :(

[Rongi]

wanna hear it?

[Schimid]

knock knock

[DJ Potatoe]

You heard there was a joke in this thread? Do you believe EVERYTHING you read on the internet, Pern? Or do you just not get it?

[Anonymous]

yeah

or wait was that the joke???? *looks around confused*

[Drev]

Yes. Please Rongi, fill our sould with giggles and delight.

[Rongi]

because the joke i'm about to tell is pretty well known

[Schimid]

KNOCK KNOCK >:

[Rongi]

knock knock

wait your turn jerk

you know what forget it

schimid ruined it foreveryone

no joke

[DJ Potatoe]

I've heard this one...it's Jeff Goldblum.

[Anonymous]

***EDIT*** I've heard trhat one rongi. but I don't get it.

[DJ Potatoe]

LOL I get it

[Rongi]

***EDIT*** I've heard trhat one rongi. but I don't get it.

oh ok fine i'll tell an easier one

[DJ Potatoe]

Wait....I may not get it

[Rongi]

tell me if you've heard it, but it gets funnier everytime i tell it!

[Anonymous]

okay let's hear it rongi!

[Perndog]

I think I get it...yeah, I get it. Now explain it so I can be sure that you get it too and were on the same page here.

[Schimid]

SHH RONGI'S TELLING US A JOKE.

[Rongi]

ok that was the joke the joke's over now you can stop laughing.


did you get it? because that joke was really easy

i'd explain it but you guys seem kinda smart

[DJ Potatoe]

Ohhh...so, that's like the one where the italian, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar...right?


well..actually, it's a liquor store....and the black man's got his wellfare check. :-(

[Anonymous]

uhhhhh i think i got it....yeahhhhhh that's right...... *sounds of running then a car speeding off*

[Schimid]

LOL @ BLONDES

[Rongi]

hey guys where's chojin? and what was that noise? i don't think he liked my joke!

[DJ Potatoe]

He ranned away...so far away.

Like a flock of seagulls

[Anonymous]

maybe I'd like it if I could understand it??????

[Schimid]

hey wtf i didn't hear you pull in

[Anonymous]

well i am a werewolf lol or at least i play one on tv *looks innocent*




that second part was a joke

[Rongi]

aww it's ok chojin *pat* you can tell us a joke!

[Anonymous]

ohhh i don't know i'm not good at telling jokes *stares at groudn an shuffles feet*

[Rongi]

you never know until you try, give it a shot!

[Schimid]

yeah chojin just try it!

[Anonymous]

okay okay here it goes...but promise not to laugh! no, that's not what i meant! you know what i mean!!! @_@ gaaahhhhhh...

so this black dude walks into a car wash and the attendant says FUCK YOU WANT, ******?

[DJ Potatoe]

LOLOLOL!!!! I get it!!!!

[Schimid]

omg what did the black guy do?

[Anonymous]

sorry i don't remember i had to have it explained to me.... -_-

[DJ Potatoe]

went to jail

[Rongi]

that was a bit too shocking! i'm a little offended, but it was kinda funny!

[Schimid]

...¬_¬

[Jixby Phillips]

chek out this cool palce on the web: wwww.tigers

[Schimid]

the link is broke

[Jixby Phillips]

Edit: Pushed wrong button sorry

[DJ Potatoe]

LOL..PUSHED WRONG BUTTON!!!! I GET IT!!!! whew...good one, Jixby!...chuckles...hehehehe

[MrAdventure]

http://deanna.dawggone.net/noah/pushgrandpa.JPG
Uhm, I just go to school. O_o
http://www.illinoispower.com/ipfiles.nsf/files/grandpa_image.gif/$File/grandpa_image.gif
Uhm, I just go to school. O_o
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Uhm, I just go to school. O_o

[Jixby Phillips]

yo mr mock yu can delete my posts in here ill give you a cookie if you do (nota blowjob though you sick perv)

[Anonymous]

okay okay here's a better oen


so these astronauts get a grant from NASA to fly to pluto, and they're liek all excited like yaaahhh....so anyways they get to pluto and there's a little martian there under a tree so an astronaut says 'why are you, a martian, here on pluto???' and the martain says 'i will answer that question, but only if you can bring me some space chips' so the astronaut's like UHHHHHHHHHH what are space chips and more importantly HOW DO I GET THEM??? but he figures it's best to not bother the martian anymore so he gets back in his shuttle and goes planet to planet searching for these space chips with no luck. so eventually he finds a bag of chips in the back of the shuttle and he figures 'hey, I'm in space right? so technically these are space chips. I bet a martain hasn't even seen earth chips before so these should be okay right???' so he goes back to pluto and presents the bag to the martian and says 'here are your space chips!' and the martian says 'I was just kidding, i hate blacks.'

sorry i get all these from my uncle and he's kinda mean @_@

[Schimid]

that one is too long -_-

[Jixby Phillips]

how about a midget pie instead (for eating yousick bastid

[DJ Potatoe]

Yeah...crazy blacks.

[Rongi]

that was just awkward and racist and

oh now i get it! hey that is kinda funny

[Schimid]

now that's what i call a bad hair day!

[DJ Potatoe]

Damn Rongi....you actually made me laugh

[Anonymous]

um i don't think martians are a race???

[Perndog]

That joke's not funny. Tell another one. It has to be a good one, because it takes me a long time to figure them out and I don't want to feel like it was all for nothing.

[Anonymous]

ok last one for tonight

so these three black guys walk into a bar. when they get to the coutner, the bartender says 'knock knock.' the men are confused by this and say 'excuse me?' the bartender, ever patient, replies, "knock knock." one of the men gets the idea and goes 'who's there?' 'fishbowl,' says teh bartender. 'fishbowl who?' says the third black man. the bartender smiles and replies, 'what would you like to drink?'

[Anonymous]

get it?

[DJ Potatoe]

Ha! Them blacks just don't get it!!


I'll bet Jamesman gets it. ;-)

[Schimid]

wtf is a jamesman?

[MrAdventure]

http://www.arnoldquarterhorses.bigstep.com/Images/Stallions/zane_luckybg.jpg
Uhm, I just go to school. O_o
http://home.earthlink.net/~dkimberg/A6.JPG
Uhm, I just go to school. O_o
http://www.coan.net/baby/pics12/2002-aug25-178.jpg
Uhm, I just go to school. O_o

[Drev]

HI MRADVENTURE! :)

[MrAdventure]

http://www.mintha.com/1999-04/images/gramps5.jpg
Uhm, I just go to school. O_o
http://www.one-eleven.net/~jaw/funshoot02.JPG
Uhm, I just go to school. O_o
http://www.joegeary.net/June2002%5Cgrampaball.jpg
Uhm, I just go to school. O_o

[Anonymous]

there's another version of the joke where he says 'wood' instead of fishbowl, but it's a little too obvious :hypno

[DJ Potatoe]

I'm sad that this thread has 6 pages of crap.

All acumulated in one night.

[MrAdventure]

http://webpages.marshall.edu/~irby2/mirswing.jpg
Uhm, I just go to school. O_o
http://www.pastorjeff.com/SkunkStory1.jpg
Uhm, I just go to school. O_o
http://www.nellieedge.com/catalog/images/spellca.jpg
Uhm, I just go to school. O_o

[Abe Johnston]

Suck my big fat calculator
http://www.wata.org/resource/daily/tour/calculator.jpg

[FS]

uhhhhh i think i got it....yeahhhhhh that's right...... *sounds of running then a car speeding off*

LOL Simpsons rule :picklehat

whats your favorite simpsons

[innervis10n]

Shells >:

[Professor Cool]

The first game i ever defeated.......