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DJ Potatoe
Oct 21st, 2003, 05:20 PM
LOL...you guys are like black people...

..who can spell.
Helm
Oct 21st, 2003, 05:26 PM
http://www.christcenteredmall.com/stores/art/hahlbohm/nothing-is-impossible-zoom.jpg
DJ Potatoe
Oct 21st, 2003, 05:33 PM
Rongi...with that picture, you have made me actually LOL. That was fantastic....because I get it.
noob3
Oct 21st, 2003, 05:34 PM
You mean Helm?
DJ Potatoe
Oct 21st, 2003, 05:38 PM
No no...My theory has been and ALWAYS will be that Helm and Rongi are the same scratchy businessman trapped in a multi-posting suit 'N tie.

Rongi! You can't fool me!! :-)
Helm
Oct 21st, 2003, 05:41 PM
I should castrate Rongi for trying to poke fun at my avatar with his two-frame mspaint thing and thus creating room for construsion. I was so close to getting Potatoe love :(

To be mistaken for Rongi.... dishonor :(
DJ Potatoe
Oct 21st, 2003, 05:45 PM
Oh Helm, you know that my love for you could never be construed as anything other than the faucet of emotions I have always turned upon you. The only thing I can even think of as a turning of true love would be the love I feel for Rongi (who is you) and even then, it's technically not even love aloft. It's all for you, Helm....my one and only.

All though, there was that time I stayed the night at Broverg's...and Proto's....and uh...nevermind.
Professor Cool
Oct 21st, 2003, 05:47 PM
I should castrate Rongi for trying to poke fun at my avatar with his two-frame mspaint thing and thus creating room for construsion. I was so close to getting Potatoe love :(

To be mistaken for Rongi.... dishonor :(

I made that 3 frame monstrosity, and that's what he looks like, or so he says.
Helm
Oct 21st, 2003, 05:54 PM
Rongi looks like flan. There's nothing that says steel and mayhem about him. He's weak and girly. I step on his face with my robotic boot and his head is crushed like a grape that's not tasty. My sister and her girlfriends collectively go "ewww" your friend is gross while I crush his face in our living room, and then I go "He's not my friend." Then we all make love.

Um.
DJ Potatoe
Oct 21st, 2003, 05:56 PM
That was beautiful.....a tears graces my cheek.
Helm
Oct 21st, 2003, 05:59 PM
Yeah both our parents were good-looking it makes sense.
DJ Potatoe
Oct 21st, 2003, 06:02 PM
Yeah, my mom was a model.

And while we're on the subject..when are the mock wars gonna be?
Helm
Oct 21st, 2003, 06:04 PM
Did you fuck your mom? Did I fuck your mom? Sorry :(
DJ Potatoe
Oct 21st, 2003, 06:06 PM
Thats ok...just don't do it again, Rongi.
Helm
Oct 21st, 2003, 06:07 PM
What would I have to do for you to stop calling me Rongi?
soundtest
Oct 21st, 2003, 06:08 PM
Rongi looks like flan. There's nothing that says steel and mayhem about him. He's weak and girly. I step on his face with my robotic boot and his head is crushed like a grape that's not tasty. My sister and her girlfriends collectively go "ewww" your friend is gross while I crush his face in our living room, and then I go "He's not my friend." Then we all make love.

:lol This is seriously the funniest shit I've read on this board.
DJ Potatoe
Oct 21st, 2003, 06:09 PM
Um....That's a rhitorical question, right?
Helm
Oct 21st, 2003, 06:16 PM
Look you power-glove wearing freak. In greece we are 10 years behind you americans so we're SAVAGE! No civilization at all! Alf just aired and I'm not fucking about, it's going to get hairy and nasty if you don't stop calling me Rongi. We go out beating up people on the streets here just because they all look alike (besides their names, which you can find out by punching them on the face. But no surnames. weird. Hm) and when we get tired we dropkick a telephone booth for booze. booze is food. Food replentishes health. And those people that we beat up, they didn't do anything to us. They were just chillin' on a bench in clones of three or just flicking their wristblades up and down. And all the girls with the colourful hair, we beat them up too! YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE US GO INTO A NIGHTCLUB THAT'S HOW IT IS HERE IN GREECE AND WE DON'T WEAR ANY SHIRTS EITHER DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER
FartinMowler
Oct 21st, 2003, 06:40 PM
Rongi is Helm? Who cares they both suck.
Rongi
Oct 21st, 2003, 07:30 PM
That's it helm, I challenge you to a duel >:
Helm
Oct 21st, 2003, 07:50 PM
Yes, right squish-face. Women hate you. We made love on your corpse. Let it go.
Rongi
Oct 21st, 2003, 07:51 PM
You made love to your sister too? You greeks have no standards
Schimid
Oct 21st, 2003, 07:53 PM
HEY GUYS
Drew Katsikas
Oct 21st, 2003, 07:53 PM
Lats time I checked, it was you who sucked, Fartin. :bacos
Helm
Oct 21st, 2003, 08:03 PM
You asked for it, Rongi. Mock wars. I'll take all your marbles.
DJ Potatoe
Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:03 AM
HAHA!! I made Rongi VS Helm

I am promoter of the decade!
kellychaos
Oct 22nd, 2003, 03:35 PM
Don King! http://www.971fm.net/bbs/html/emoticons/mgafro.gif
The_Moderator
Oct 22nd, 2003, 05:15 PM
Potatoe and Helm, racism is not tolerated on these forums. You've both been given a warning and will have your accounts suspended for a week on the next offense.
Dole
Oct 23rd, 2003, 03:31 AM
Can't be arsed to say what I was going to say. Instead:

I AM THE CRUMPMASTER
DJ Potatoe
Oct 23rd, 2003, 04:01 PM
Moderator, who the hell are you? And where do you get off telling OJB to leave the racism alone!!!?? I mean, I'Mockery put the "LOL" in "LOL, we hate black people"...

you did know that, didn't ya?