I've been BANNED at Catholic Samurai!!! [Archive]

mburbank

Oct 22nd, 2003, 10:49 AM

I can hardly believe it! After I worked SO hard to keep Vinth's crummy little message board alive, as task he seems to have no time, interest or ability to do himself!

It boggles the imagination that a man who SAYS he believes in free speech, WELCOMES the opinions of others, and can't even be BOTHERED to put the work into his OWN SITE that he puts in here would BAN me without even a warning or challenge!

But that would have meant posting in his own site, an act he obviously finds distasteful.

I think it's pretty clear that Vinth is a big sissy baby coward diaper toddler and that's he's only comfortable as an idiot punching bag. A classic case of Martry Complex, He only feels validated by scorn and can only exist as a righteous victim. How sad.

Who will post in the ghost town of his message board now? He'll never put a fiftieth of the energy and creativity into that entire site that I put into his message board.

I swear, you can't even be nice to some people.

Bennett

Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:08 AM

This one is a special request for Vinth:

When I had you
I treated you bad
And wrong my dear
And girl since,
Since you been away
Dontcha know
I sit around
with my head hangin' down
And I wonder
Who's lovin you
I, I, I, I should have never ever
Ever made you cry
And girl since
Since you been gone
Dontcha know
I sit around
with my head hangin' down
And I wonder
Who's lovin you
Life without love
Is oh so lonely
I dont think
I dont think
I'm gonna make it
All my life
All my life, yeah
belongs to you only
Come on and take it girl
Come on and take it!
Because,
All I can do
All I can do
Since you been gone is cry
And you, oooh
Dontcha know I
Sit around
With my head hangin down
And I wonder
Who's lovin' you
(Who's lovin you)
Who's lovin you.....

Zhukov

Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:10 AM

Holy shit I MUST check my acount.

EDIT : CS no longer feels I contibute to the board. : (

mburbank

Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:22 AM

I just can't believe the ingratitude. I even cut and pasted Boortz stuff on his site for him! How could he possibly object to that?

Zhukov

Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:29 AM

Gee, I wonder whose fault it was.

Now what am I going to do?

Protoclown

Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:32 PM

This day will live in infancy

mburbank

Oct 22nd, 2003, 02:16 PM

Can I just say I can't get over the shock of this? I really tried to help the guy out becuase his site was so dead. Here's an example of the stuff I was posting. I thought it was an admirable effort to keep up the site just the way he would have himself if he weren't so lazy and uncommitted.

"Catholic Samurai deserves a big pat on the back for doing what he does best now which is 'telling it like it is' and this time he told it about the so called 'no bias' of the liberal media which unless you can't do reading or write English you know is crap! Sure we have to hear all about how Arnold supposedly did a gang bag on some supposed 'balck woman' a long time ago in a porno mag interview but hwere is the interview which shows how bad Gray Davis is? Oh, I forgot, nowhere! So much for no liberal bias I guess."

The One and Only...

Oct 22nd, 2003, 04:33 PM

Vince can kick you off his site anytime he wants. I'm sure that internet sites fall under private property laws somehow...

KevinTheOmnivore

Oct 22nd, 2003, 05:18 PM

http://64.95.118.51/images/opti/4d/1f/kifmToysAllFurby_for_President-resized200.jpg

CaptainBubba

Oct 22nd, 2003, 05:20 PM

Vince can kick you off his site anytime he wants. I'm sure that internet sites fall under private property laws somehow...

No one was saying anything that even remotely suggests that he wouldn't legally be able to. Stop making everything a different issue or battle. This thread is about how sad Vince is.

And sad he is, in so very many ways. :(

Edit: Kevin beat me to it. :lol

mburbank

Oct 22nd, 2003, 05:53 PM

Here's another example of the way I helped out Vinth with his site when he was busy. I really tried hard to only post the type of things he would have.

"Unless you had been burried under a haytsack the past week you know Wesley Clark the so called 'liberal' general is running now for President. Well I am here to tell you like it is that this 'democrat' is really just talking horse for, you guessed it, the Hildesbeast. The only reason having been for getting into the race Clarkwise is thos are the marching orders which he has recieved from Bill and Sluttery. Why? To put a breaks onto the surgment of polls for Dean and Kerry so that when the time is right he can dropped out of the race and than Bitchery Rodman Cunton will be all "oh, this is what the country needs me to do" and get into the race as a 'draft'. Why else would Clarke think he should hve been draffted to run now? Any other explanations? I didn't think so."

AChimp

Oct 22nd, 2003, 06:18 PM

If it's any consolation, Max, my boards will always be open to you. :tear

Vibecrewangel

Oct 22nd, 2003, 07:50 PM

Kinky Chimp......very kinky!

Immortal Goat

Oct 22nd, 2003, 08:46 PM

http://www.chaseclub.com/robin02.jpg

Smoothie, he's a smoothie!

Anonymous

Oct 22nd, 2003, 10:15 PM

I was laughing this whole thread except for The One and Onlys post which made me sad how some people completely lack a sense of humor.
This whole forum is kinda like what was perfectly demonstrated in this one thread

mburbank

Oct 23rd, 2003, 10:16 AM

Actually, though he sometimes pisses me off , One and Only's sense of humor is frequently missunderstood. I'm virtually certain he meant that as a very dry slam at Vinth.

In the meantime, here's another example of the fine efforts I made to keep CS's forum up and running since he abandoned it.

"Mr. Ed was indeed called a "talking horse" but that was by way of referring to the term "Talking Horse" as it applies to The famous Trojan statue of a Talking Horse which was not a gift as it seemed to be but was filled with enemies.

It is common knowledge to those who have a IQ over 30 that Wesley clark is the gold standard of talking horses. He is not the real candidate and if he gets the nomination it will be just like in Troy and out pops the Hildebeast which is who Wesley Clark is a talking horse for. He is only there to test ballon Clintonista Propoganda and stick the toe of their ideas into the water. If the water is not too hot, then BAM! President Hillabitch, Vice President Dildo, cigar and all. That is the plan, and that's why I say and will say that Wesley calrk is a talking horse."

EDIT: Number of posts at Catholic Samurai since 10/21 when Vinthy-poo banned me and Zhukov. 0.

Zhukov

Oct 23rd, 2003, 10:27 AM

You should definatly post all your old CS posts Max, they were all absolute classics. 'Talking horse' was GOLD. :lol

mburbank

Oct 23rd, 2003, 10:34 AM

'talking Horse' was my favorite.

Did you notice no one complained about our posting? CS's single mention of banning us said "Don't worry, I got rid of those two" as if someone had a problem or even noticed we were satarizing CS.

Anonymous

Oct 23rd, 2003, 10:45 AM

Actually, though he sometimes pisses me off , One and Only's sense of humor is frequently missunderstood. I'm virtually certain he meant that as a very dry slam at Vinth.

Oh., I don't come on here enough to know who these kids are anymore. Anyway if that's the case... the One and Onlys post was the most hilarious

Zhukov

Oct 23rd, 2003, 10:58 AM

Did you notice no one complained about our posting? CS's single mention of banning us said "Don't worry, I got rid of those two" as if someone had a problem or even noticed we were satarizing CS.

It was as if The Cathlic Samurai thought that the old users were waiting for us to leave before they made their triumphant return to a new CS gold-standard age.

The fact that no one suspected any taking of the piss was strange. I had even engadged Hirelz seriously a while ago. If Hirezl was just playing along... well, he is the most funny.

I think maybe things have gone a little far, perhaps CS cut his losses and escaped from the internet for good.

kellychaos

Oct 23rd, 2003, 04:18 PM

It must have been quite an honor for you, Max. Was there cake and balloons? :)

mburbank

Oct 23rd, 2003, 04:32 PM

Not so much as a fair thee well. And without me, there are no posts! He makes a site and then just leaves it there, like a father who refuses to take care of his own child. He should tend to it or take it down. I guess he just has no pride and he's a skanky whore.

Well. I added the skanky whore part.

"OH! Touch a nerwve, Jewve?"
Vinth "Banny the banning ban clown" Clambake.

CaptainBubba

Oct 23rd, 2003, 08:49 PM

If OAO was joking then I quit the internet because now sarcasm has been combined with subtlety and hard to recognize satirism and I am a simple simple creature unable to distinguish such a mix. >:

Max always makes me look stupid. :(

mburbank

Oct 24th, 2003, 10:36 AM

Don't. I TOTALLY climbed all over One and Only twice in a single day when he was being sarcastic. I apologized.

BUT...

I think, OAO, we have to take into account that you may not be that great at sarcasm.

In other news, total amont of new content of any kind on Catholic Samurai since my banning? 0.

Zhukov

Oct 24th, 2003, 10:41 AM

How can you tell? As soon as I click on 'message board', it tells me I am un-welcome.

mburbank

Oct 24th, 2003, 11:02 AM

Huh. I can get all the way into the message board, I just can't post replies. I gues he's more scared of you than me. Or he screwed up a really simple task. Hard to say.

I'm sure he'll remedy it at some point. If he gets aroound to it.

In the meantime, here's more of what I posted there:

"A big right on to CS for pointing out in his daily bitching that there is a media conspiracy to portray bears and wild animals in general as being cute instead of dangerous. What with the liberal pro-gay disney lobby about to foist upon us another cute movie about bears being nice and cuddly I think it's time someone stood up and said Hey Disney, how about you make movie about this dumbass environmentalist screaming as a bear eats him?

I think it's pretty clear that the liberal backed sugar frosted flakes folks share at least some of the blame wiith the gay backed Sigfried and Roy for selling us the ideas that a tiger is cuddly and I guess Roy is paying for his hypocrisy now. Does it have to come to this? Can't the media admit that being a environmentalist is one thing, but lying and saying that bears are cute so that we won't drill in Alaska isi wrong and threatens the lives of hikers and magicians?

kellychaos

Oct 25th, 2003, 04:32 PM

Not so much as a fair thee well. And without me, there are no posts! He makes a site and then just leaves it there, like a father who refuses to take care of his own child. He should tend to it or take it down. I guess he just has no pride and he's a skanky whore.

I know that Vinth is zealously opposed to abortions but couldn't he at least have found a better home for his mental offspring rather than subject his baby to such reckless abandonment?! Someone's got to learn that boy some honest christian values. >:

AChimp

Oct 26th, 2003, 12:41 PM

Maybe he's letting it die of natural causes. It already had pieces amputated because they were violating his Terms of Use. :lol

mburbank

Oct 27th, 2003, 09:59 AM

The feeding tube is deffinitely out. On 10/24, one of the regulars dropped in to make one word post in reference to CS one sentence post that Zhuk and I were gone. The word? "Hooray". That is the totality of traffic since the ban took effect, and I think paralells the nutritional value Florida Coma Woman would have gotten had her huysband allowed a priest in to give her the last rights.

Sadly, I think Vinth may be over as a phenomenon altogether. He'll come here from time to time and offer a pale immitation of his glory days, but his own site surely embarasses him and if he was ever well thought of at Newsfilter that's long past. Only opposition offers him any sense of self and it seems as if his new job keeps an eye on his internet use, so until he gets fired I think he's mostly over. He had a good run but Just as Naldo and the Cap'n sputtered and went out, so tgo has our wee Clarice.

Protoclown

Oct 27th, 2003, 12:21 PM

Then there is nothing to do but sit and wait for a new Champion of Idiocy to take his place.

kellychaos

Oct 27th, 2003, 04:12 PM

What mental giant shall lay the gauntlet down in the name of true imbeciles everywhere?

P.S. I think that the viscious PM's he was receiving eroded his very soul and pitched what was left of his dwindling intellect into the heart of darkness.

mburbank

Oct 27th, 2003, 04:24 PM

I think we just need to hang in there and be brfave. I mean, during Ronnies long run, did anyone honestly think he could be replaced?

I must admit though, I don't think I will ever see anyone with the sheer comic savant language altering skilz our Vinth had.

kellychaos

Oct 27th, 2003, 04:41 PM

A true wordsmith. :)

Zosimus

Oct 27th, 2003, 06:03 PM

Max, you cold hearted beast you!! You must register again with a different name! Please!!! Vinth needs you!!! Every time he bans you you must do the rubber-band and sling right back at him ... In fact, I dare say, he needs anything that has even got a remote resemblance to intelligence..so, this goes for all of you out there!

On the last note: I, personally was very touched to see how supportive OAO is for his very lost friend!! :tear

mburbank

Oct 29th, 2003, 11:05 AM

TOTAL POSTS SINCE I WAS BANNED AT CATHOLIC SAMURAI MESSAGE BOARD: 1

TOTAL NEW MATERIAL WORD COUNT SINCE BANNING, INCLUDING MESSAGE BOARD AND SITE: 1

Zhukov

Oct 29th, 2003, 11:16 AM

There is no way in hell that Mr Only is going to replace vince. At least not under his present state. He at least has a smidgen of a sense of humour.

"hooray" ? Who posted it?

mburbank

Oct 29th, 2003, 11:29 AM

Hirez. And no, One and the Same could never replace Vinth. He writes in sentences.

Zhukov

Oct 29th, 2003, 11:38 AM

See, that is what I miss. Just goin on down to Cath Sam and having my bullshit detected. I can't do that anymore, and I am sad becasue of it. Back in the day I could choose whether I wanted to post or not, now I don't have that choice.

If another message board was better, I could've gone there. I could have freely taken my person and gone there. But I didn't, I stayed. And now my freedoms have been savagly repressed.

What gets me the most though is that I was agreeing with the CS 100%.

mburbank

Oct 29th, 2003, 11:40 AM

I think he actively does not want any contribution to his site, even his own.

Having created it, he's slowly straving ti to death, like tose adoptive parents from New Jersey.

Whho can explain such callous cruelty?

kellychaos

Oct 29th, 2003, 03:58 PM

I heard that with the feeding tube in it will react to basic stimuli but that it's basic logic and motor skills are shot. :(

mburbank

Oct 30th, 2003, 01:55 PM

But with steady contributions there's possability, no matter how small, that someday Catholic Samurai might become a better sight! Letting it strave to death like this is cruel. I think we should contact the Governor of Missouri and have the stae take over the care and maintenance of catholic Samurai.

Cosmo Electrolux

Oct 30th, 2003, 03:04 PM

Hmmm..I can still post there.

mburbank

Oct 30th, 2003, 03:45 PM

So I see! Well done. I think we should all try to keep this sad little site alive.

Cosmo Electrolux

Oct 30th, 2003, 08:59 PM

I'll do it for you, Max :love :Pants Rabbit

mburbank

Oct 31st, 2003, 09:29 AM

Rent to own, baby.

Brandon

Nov 3rd, 2003, 11:05 AM

Aw, crap, I've been missing a lot around here lately..

mburbank

Nov 4th, 2003, 02:21 PM

Vinth has had plenty of time to post here today, but he still won't write for his own site. Maybe he just wants to know for sure someone will read his words.

As consolation, here's another bit of the help I tried to give him with Catholic Samurai.

"i think if you can have proved that a woman has been having babies just for the food stamps which are my money not hers then she should be made to have had an abortion. But if you find an abortoinist doing abortions to women just becuase they spread their legs nd now they don't want to have had the responsabilities that come out with a baby and the 'daddy' doesn't want to pay becuae he wants rims on his car, then yes, they should be blown up."

Brandon

Nov 4th, 2003, 02:25 PM

"i think if you can have proved that a woman has been having babies just for the food stamps which are my money not hers then she should be made to have had an abortion. But if you find an abortoinist doing abortions to women just becuase they spread their legs nd now they don't want to have had the responsabilities that come out with a baby and the 'daddy' doesn't want to pay becuae he wants rims on his car, then yes, they should be blown up."
:lol

The sad thing is, that's not too far from what you might see on Catholic Samurai.

mburbank

Nov 4th, 2003, 02:27 PM

See, now, that's what I was trying to do. Vinth is either too busy, too lazy or too void of ideas to keep his site going, so I tried my best to be Vinth for him.

Why? Because Catholic Samurai is a great site and has brought me a great deal of pleasure. It pains me that it's become just one more abandoned site on the internet, but I guess that what he wants, some kind of bizarre public testamonial to being a lazy quitter.

Brandon

Nov 4th, 2003, 02:30 PM

mburbank

Nov 4th, 2003, 02:46 PM

I could be wrong, but I'm guessing 'not enough love' figures pretty prominently in his psych profile.

mburbank

Nov 10th, 2003, 01:49 PM

Message Board posts for Catholic Samurai for November: Zero.

Professor Cool

Nov 10th, 2003, 03:20 PM

That's is also the number of people who actually go to the site looking for Vinth's material.

mburbank

Nov 10th, 2003, 03:24 PM

Au Contraire! I go there every single day, hoping against hope there will be some new material. Sadly, it's just one more abandoned site, started with hope and ambition and abandoned once the creator realized it might require some thought and effort.

Professor Cool

Nov 10th, 2003, 03:34 PM

Max, try chasing after a star that isn't as dimmed.

mburbank

Nov 10th, 2003, 03:51 PM

But his dimmed quality is what I like best about him! He is my Savant! I want to display him like the Elephant Man!

kellychaos

Nov 10th, 2003, 04:01 PM

His chaotic banging on the keyboard keys will eventually make for a brilliant novel ... like that million monkey and Shakespeare thing ... less 999,999 monkeys.

mburbank

Nov 12th, 2003, 11:54 AM

Message Board posts for Catholic Samurai for November: Zero.

Sergeant_Tibbs

Nov 12th, 2003, 11:15 PM

Now there is one post for november. Sorry I just felt an overwhelming urge to help his poor, starving infant of a web page.

mburbank

Nov 13th, 2003, 12:21 PM

Don't be sorry, be proud! I don't want CS to die. I love CS. Zhukov and I tried valiantly to keep it alive, but Vinth banned us. More power to you.

mburbank

Nov 17th, 2003, 09:50 AM

CATHOLIC SAMURAI

Message Board Posts for Nov. 1
Message board post by non I-mockers 0
New site content since Nov. 3'rd 0

Zhukov

Nov 17th, 2003, 10:02 AM

Vince, I think I know why I can't access your site - It may be because I logged on after you banned me.

How do I log off of ezboard?

Can you un-ban me for three mins?

I am at my wits end.

Cosmo Electrolux

Nov 17th, 2003, 02:45 PM

Okay, I posted my one entry for the month of November.

mburbank

Nov 18th, 2003, 11:38 AM

OMG, new material at CS!!! Of course one days worth is just to say ti's too hot in his apartment and he doesn't like it, which I think was well worth logging in to post, and the other is a collection of things he thins are ironic. I really like that piece because everytjing on the list is either rudimentary stand-up type observational comedy (Barry White is black, Frank Black is White) or reasons he hates where black people are at these days.

If he posted daily and got his writers back, CS would be the best site ever.

Pub Lover

Nov 18th, 2003, 12:21 PM

Barry White is black, Frank Black is White
Barry White was black, now he's dead. >:

All Ya'll Hatters Shut Ya Mouths! Yo Be Disrespecting Me Homie! :homage

mburbank

Nov 18th, 2003, 12:24 PM

Good News!!

"I'm wanting to come back and write for it again and keep it back to the momentum it was gaining before I took some time off."

-Vinth, speaking of his site on the Newsfilter board.

Here's hoping he's able to keep it back to the momentum!

Brandon

Nov 18th, 2003, 12:27 PM

The guy who said "These are the times that tries men's souls" was an atheist.
Yeah, real insightful, Vinth. The word "soul" isn't limited to the narrow, religious definition anymore. >:

mburbank

Nov 18th, 2003, 12:35 PM

Sure, but it's still really ironic!

Brandon

Nov 18th, 2003, 12:38 PM

Yeah! Just like rain.. on your wedding day.

OH WAIT! I FORGOT:

The song "Ironic" isn't really ironic at all.

MY MISTAKE! :rolleyes

mburbank

Nov 23rd, 2003, 02:25 PM

Not a sign of the poor bastard on line in almost a week. Bi-Polar mood swing has bottomed out. He's curled up under his bed in the fetal position.

Sergeant_Tibbs

Dec 6th, 2003, 12:28 AM

Doesn't he realize that banning everyone isn't going to keep it back to the momentum it was gaining?

mburbank

Dec 6th, 2003, 02:03 PM

Hee hee. Keep it back, baby.

Well, he finally figured out how to ban me so I can't even look at his message board anymore. I can still look at the sight, though, and it's pretty sad. None of his writers will come back.

The_Rorschach

Dec 7th, 2003, 03:08 PM

Only one new post in the past week. . .And here it is for you Burby!

Vejichu0
Student
Posts: 41
(12/5/03 3:39 am)
Reply Who wants to form Team Sammurai?
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In order to make my life more interesting, I started searching for a message board dominated by liberals. I went over to wilwheaton.net and they had something about the Iraq war. However, I can't do this 24/7. Just so they know we planned this, we should call ourselves Team Samurai and take up the slack when somebody can't respond.

Whaty'a guys think?

AChimp

Dec 7th, 2003, 03:54 PM

Whoa... Team Samurai stirrin' up shit on Wil Wheaton's site. OMG. :rolleyes

mburbank

Dec 8th, 2003, 09:31 AM

Thanks, Shach. I got all misty there for a second. Ahhh, the memories.

Zhukov

Dec 8th, 2003, 09:49 AM

Just so they know we planned this, we should call ourselves Team Samurai and take up the slack when somebody can't respond.

Whaty'a guys think?

I wish I still could post!!!!! >:

Sergeant_Tibbs

Dec 8th, 2003, 11:02 AM

indeed...

The_Rorschach

Dec 9th, 2003, 01:15 AM

VINCE IS ALIVE AND WELL!!!

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Vejichu0
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In order to make my life more interesting, I started searching for a message board dominated by liberals. I went over to wilwheaton.net and they had something about the Iraq war. However, I can't do this 24/7. Just so they know we planned this, we should call ourselves Team Samurai and take up the slack when somebody can't respond.

Whaty'a guys think?

CatholicSamurai
Shogun
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Re: Who wants to form Team Sammurai?
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I'd go to it, but "Team Samurai"?

Vejichu0
Student
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Alright, Team Vegeta