SATs

[CaptainBubba]

I GOT A 1450.

OMG SUCK IT. :)

[Drev]

Sadly, i did not take the SAT, since I'm going to a college in my state. I got a 24 on my ACT, though.

Good job, bubba

[Schimid]

I go to a high school in MD. I did not take the SAT's because I am a sophomore. I took a practice PSAT or something.

I did not take said test--I filled in random bubbles and went back to sleep for three hours. >:

[hobo]

i barely passed the thing

[Emu]

I only got a 21 on my ACT. :(

[noob3]

if you take the sats you get a A+ in homosexuality

[ScruU2wice]

my friend's friends talked about how dissapointed they were when they got 33 on the acts :(

[noob3]

fag

[CaptainBubba]

A+ :)

[Evil Robot]

Standardized testing is bias and hurtfull to the african american community. I demand compensation.

[Drew Katsikas]

1400 biznatch, and I'm a junior! OMG blow me.

EDIT: I considered making this thread, but I figured it would be gay. Thanks for doing it for me Bubba.

[Geggy]

I took the IQ test when I was 5 year old and i got a 162. I took the SAT in high school and I got a 1380. I graduated from college with a 3.4 GPA. :showoff

[ScruU2wice]

I GOT A 79 ON MY ENGLISH TEST, I WAS REALLY PISSED >:

[AChimp]

The SATs are insanely easy. >:

YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN HIGHER. >:

[Rez]

i never took it :lol

[Protoclown]

I did abysmally poor on my SATs. I got like an 1100 or something. It's been so long I don't exactly remember. And yet, ironically, I display a better command of the english language than many who scored higher.

I don't test very well under those kinds of conditions. I never liked being timed. Whenever I'd take a normal test in school, sure, there was a time limit because the class was only an hour or whatever. But it's different when you know you have your normal window of time to work in versus someone standing over you with a stopwatch.

[Mike P]

I got a 1050 on my SATs... I'm an idiot.

[executioneer]

I never took the SAT's b/c I'm cool 8-)

-willie

[Jixby Phillips]

My mom made me take the SATs, and I quickly forgot what my score was. And I don't even know what's good. And I don't care.

I took some other test before it (I think the PSATs?) and I won a TV from it. And I was like, shocked as fuck because at the time I was on the verge of failing at least two of my classes.

[Snatchtastic]

You fuckin Jew, you won a T.V.? Sheeeeeeeeit all I gots from my PSATS was t3h herpes that my girlfriend gave to me during the break in the John.

You got it made like PUAYLE SHORE.

[Drew Katsikas]

I did abysmally poor on my SATs. I got like an 1100 or something. It's been so long I don't exactly remember. And yet, ironically, I display a better command of the english language than many who scored higher.

I don't test very well under those kinds of conditions. I never liked being timed. Whenever I'd take a normal test in school, sure, there was a time limit because the class was only an hour or whatever. But it's different when you know you have your normal window of time to work in versus someone standing over you with a stopwatch.

I certainly wouldn't call an 1100 abysmally poor. 1000 is the average. Yes, an the SAT's measure nothing, except how good you are at standardized tests.

[kahljorn]

I dropped out of highschool before I could take my SATS.

On the national testing thing, the STAR or whater( the one where they grade you on a curve based with the rest of the country), I scored a 99%. Which would make me the smartest person of my Grade thing, or in the top percentile, anyway.
I got two scholarships for scoring that twice, it's called the California Governor's Scholar someshit. 1,000 a piece.

haha, I'm smarter than all of you. SO SMART MY BRAIN BUBBLES FROM THE CRACK.

[Esuohlim]

I GOT 1605 ON MY SATS

[Les Waste]

I was never able to understand why some people have trouble with standardized tests. I've always loved lecture classes with 250 people and my entire grade is based solely on four multlple choice scantron tests. I mean, you're given four choices, and one of them is the right one. You have the right answer there: you are looking at the right answer and three dummy answers. How fucking hard could that be?

[Bennett]

the real question is: how did you fags do on the ASVAB?

[Big McLargehuge]

1470 on my SATs and 31 on my ACTs and i graduated from highschool with a 3.125 GPA. I recieved more "Wasted Potential" speeches than you can imagine.

[Sethomas]

I did horrible on my SATs, but I come from such a dumb school that I still had the best score in my class of around 160.

[Anonymous]

the real question is: how did you fags do on the ASVAB?

I did well on the "Are Seals a Viable Alternative to Beef?" exam. I got a near perfect score and the rank of "meat master," but my best friend did worse, and was ranked "jerky janitor."

[Protoclown]

1. Kahljorn, you're an idiot.

2. What the fuck is an ASVAB?

[Bennett]

Armed
Services
Vocational
Aptitude
Battery

test

[Protoclown]

And where/why would I have taken such a thing?

[Bennett]

I don't know when you graduated, I graduated in 95 (OMG I'm so dated), and they used to make everybody take it. It was like an Armed Services Placement test, and it was administer by people from all the local recruiting centers.

It was all quite amusing... surreal now looking back on it. I purposely tried to screw mine up as much as possible, just so I wouldn't get any pushy-recruitment phone calls.

I told my English teacher that I tried to bite it hard on the ASVAB for the above reason and she got pissed.

[Protoclown]

I also graduated in 95, but I definitely don't remember taking any such test. I'm sure if I did though I would have tried to do horribly as well.

[Command Prompt]

If I ever wrote any kind of college entrance test I obviously failed it, since I go to the University of Manitoba. >:

THIS WEEKS COMPLAINTS

1. The laser printers always burn my papers when I print them out >:
2. We have a building called "University College" :/
3. Most of the lecture halls in said building funtion also as storage for derilect/scrap furniture. >:
4. All there seems to be to eat around here is pizza. :(
5. Leather couches and big screen tv in lounge? TOO BAD THE ONLY MOVIE THEY PLAY IS AMERICAN PIE NON FUCKING STOP >:


Christ I gave up a shoe department management career at Wal-Mart for this?

[Anonymous]

I GOT A 1450.

OMG SUCK IT. :)

Wow. You aced a shitty standardized test that was the same for the last 30 years.

I got 1500 and I know its bullshit because dumbasses got almost the same after going to tutors for years.

[GADZOOKS]

They are talking about scoring on the S.A.T.'s Mockerykickass, not the scoring system you have when playing musical chairs.

[CaptainBubba]

I GOT A 1450.

OMG SUCK IT. :)

Wow. You aced a shitty standardized test *that was the same for the last 30 years.

I got 1500 and I know its bullshit because *dumbasses got almost the same after going to tutors for years.

:lol...


:lol

I guess when colleges offered you scholarships for your score you yelled in their stupid faces and lectured them on how much bullshit the S.A.Ts are, right? :lol

I could understand all the S.A.T score hate/contmept/gayness if it were something truly faggy like an I.Q test, but its not. If you do well you GET SOMETHING FOR IT. It doesn't matter what it tests, or what it proves. I got a 1450, thusly I can go to a very good college and am probably going to get academic based financial aid easier. Laugh it up fuckers. :lol

*Emphasis added to illustrate the hilarity.

[Anonymous]

:lol...


:lol

I guess when colleges offered you scholarships for your score you yelled in their stupid faces and lectured them on how much bullshit the S.A.Ts are, right? :lol

I could understand all the S.A.T score hate/contmept/gayness if it were something truly faggy like an I.Q test, but its not. If you do well you GET SOMETHING FOR IT. It doesn't matter what it tests, or what it proves. I got a 1450, thusly I can go to a very good college and am probably going to get academic based financial aid easier. Laugh it up fuckers. :lol

*Emphasis added to illustrate the hilarity.


SATs don't mean jack shit any more. I know dumbasses that got 1400s and all they did was memorize shitty words that no one uses and do repetitive practice tests. Colleges realize this and don't give a shit about SATs as much.

High School is also shit. I came to class once a week and had a 95 average. All the "smart" kids did was memorize bullshit study sheets and forget everything right after the test. WOW. You have a 105 average. It doesn't mean jack shit unless you have the knowledge to back it up.

I propose a huge-ass exam on every subject. From arithmetic to physics. It would be run in a military fashion and NO PRACTICE tests should be available. That is what they did in the Soviet Union and it weeded out most of the dumbasses from going to college. WHY are all these idiots going to college and getting worthless degrees. College used to mean something. Now EVERYONE goes to college and it's worthless.

College is a business. Plain and simple.

[Cap'n Crunch]

You are still in middle school, right?

[Drew Katsikas]

YOUR SO SMART XCAN I HAVE YOUR NAME ON A PAPER, PS I THINK ITS CALLE A SIGNATURE.

[Anonymous]

Armed
Services
Vocational
Aptitude
Battery

test


ASVAB is close to what I'm talking about. They test you on a huge group of subjects from mechanics to coding. If they made it more challenging then it would be a shitload better than the SATs. I personally found it too easy.

The funniest shit was all the pussies that thought it was a memorizing test and they all failed. Even funnier was the look on the 100 average kid's faces when they learned that a calculator was not allowed.

[Anonymous]

You are still in middle school, right?

Middle school was the worst and it should be abolished. I think I got dumber by going.

It was fun as fuck though. I was personally responsible for 3 teachers retiring. Starting fires in the middle of class rules.

[Anonymous]

YOUR SO SMART XCAN I HAVE YOUR NAME ON A PAPER, PS I THINK ITS CALLE A SIGNATURE.


HA HA. Good one.

[DJ Potatoe]

Did fine on mine..made it into the Navy...but then I quit. The Navy and SATs are for fags. :-(

...sing it, Jixby.

[Command Prompt]

It was fun as fuck though. I was personally responsible for 3 teachers retiring. Starting fires in the middle of class rules.

YOU'RE JUST OUT OF CONTROL MISTER !!! THEY SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF YOU !!! :(

[Professor Cool]

http://www.dvdstore.iinet.net.au/assets/images/film_covers/m_r/max_keeble_big_move.jpg

[Drew Katsikas]

LOL :(

[Anonymous]

It was fun as fuck though. I was personally responsible for 3 teachers retiring. Starting fires in the middle of class rules.

YOU'RE JUST OUT OF CONTROL MISTER !!! THEY SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF YOU !!! :(


Well. These teachers thought junior high would be a cakewalk. We made it into a hell hole for all the dumbass teachers. My personal favorite deeds-

3) Stomping on a whole box of fartbombs and throwing it into a classroom. They had to clear the room for 2 days.

2) Starting random fires in the room and lighting the garbage cans on fire every day. We used to shoot fireworks out of the room and it kicked ass.

1) Chucking a tape ball with obscenities written on it at some dumbass teacher. The principal thought the ball kicked ass so he used it as a paperweight.

Now that I think about it, JHS kicked ass!

[Protoclown]

Wow, you're quite a rebel. Have any more 'gritty war tales' for us?

[Rez]

I LIKE YOUR HATE MAIL SECTION.

[CaptainBubba]

SATs don't mean jack shit any more. I know dumbasses that got 1400s and all they did was memorize shitty words that no one uses and do repetitive practice tests. Colleges realize this and don't give a shit about SATs as much.

High School is also shit. I came to class once a week and had a 95 average. All the "smart" kids did was memorize bullshit study sheets and forget everything right after the test. WOW. You have a 105 average. It doesn't mean jack shit unless you have the knowledge to back it up.

I propose a huge-ass exam on every subject. From arithmetic to physics. It would be run in a military fashion and NO PRACTICE tests should be available. That is what they did in the Soviet Union and it weeded out most of the dumbasses from going to college. WHY are all these idiots going to college and getting worthless degrees. College used to mean something. Now EVERYONE goes to college and it's worthless.

College is a business. Plain and simple.

Ok. I agree with you. Except for the highlighted excerpt. You and I both know you just pulled that straight from your ungodly ass region and actually just WISH colleges didn't care about them as much. It doesn't matter how much bullshit is in public education or how our grades and scores signify nothing. Fact is, they WILL get you ahead.

And good luck with decorating the 7th grade hall this Saturday! I heard you got challenged by the 8th graders to a spirit competition!! :eek

EDIT: I came to class once a week

You are also a fucking lier. And an extremely bad one at that. :lol

[Anonymous]

Ok. I agree with you. Except for the highlighted excerpt. You and I both know you just pulled that straight from your ungodly ass region and actually just WISH colleges didn't care about them as much. It doesn't matter how much bullshit is in public education or how our grades and scores signify nothing. Fact is, they WILL get you ahead.

And good luck with decorating the 7th grade hall this Saturday! I heard you got challenged by the 8th graders to a spirit competition!! :eek

EDIT: I came to class once a week

You are also a fucking lier. And an extremely bad one at that. :lol



The only reason SATs are used is so that admissions assholes can sort through dozens of applications easier and get their paychecks faster. It started in 1967 when all dumbasses wanted to go to college and the admission officers did not feel like looking at all the applications. They set a minimum score and rejected all the ones below a certain number.

College Board is also a huge corporation that takes your money and makes you believe that it impacts your life so much. SAT books, tutors, flash cards, etc. It's all a dumbass business made to screw you out of your money. You can find TONS of articles that say that SATs don't matter as much.

The very fact that this insignificant garbage gets people ahead is what is wrong with America. Just look at G.W. Bush. That is the epitome of fucked up.

Also, a good percentage of the most successful people did shitty in school. Grades don't mean jack shit. You can be successful even if you drop out of high school. You just need a brain. 2 of the most successful people I know (both millionaires) don't have college degrees.

What does a college degree get you? A shitty cubicle job working at some corporation? Maybe one day you MIGHT make it big and get that corner office with the six figure income. That still pales in comparison to what you can make with your own business. You don't earn jack shit working for someone else. You make the big money when people work for YOU.


You don't have to believe me but I had 120 absences every year and a 95 overall average. This means I came only once a week on average. Sometimes I wouldn't come for 2 or 3 weeks straight. When I came to school it was an event. Teachers would make a standing ovation if I came 2 days in a row. I'm not bullshiting about this. I would show you my transcript if I didn't burn it.


HA HA. Good joke about the spirit night though. We used to light all those papers and they would burn nice. Worthless crap.

[CaptainBubba]

What does a college degree get you? A shitty cubicle job working at some corporation? Maybe one day you MIGHT make it big and get that corner office with the six figure income. That still pales in comparison to what you can make with your own business. You don't earn jack shit working for someone else. You make the big money when people work for YOU.

Funny. I could've sworn the major I'm going to pursue in college will get me into a job making roughly 80k a year and possibly millions within a decade if I'm ambitious. Its real easy to talk about how great owning a business is when you've just heard pipe dream type scenarios like Bill Gates and your two "successful people"

You don't have to believe me but I had 120 absences every year

You can't graduate if you have 30 days absent. You are full of shit. FULL of shit. I'm talking to the brim here.

And your obsesion with school related pyrotechnics fails to impress anyone, so stop flirting with me.

[glowbelly]

i'm going to college to get a degree in a field where i probably won't make any money, but i'll be happy doing it, so that's all that really matters to me.

[Anonymous]

Holy shit. I'm in college right now and I run an ebay business earning almost 90k a year after taxes. I work maybe 2 hours a day. All you need to be succesful is a brain and a decent idea. A cubicle job isnt worth it unless you make at least 100k plus benfits.

And I'm not telling you dumbasses what I sell or you will steal my idea.


I don't know where you went to high school but here you can graduate as long as your average is over 65. Absences don't matter as long as you pass the class. All I did was look at books and go to take tests. School was worthless. Again, you don't have to believe me but I am seriously not bullshitting.

[Anonymous]

i'm going to college to get a degree in a field where i probably won't make any money, but i'll be happy doing it, so that's all that really matters to me.

Good for you. I know so many people that are going to school just for money and they are all miserable.

[CaptainBubba]

Actuarial Scientists make 80k right out of college (With VERY nice benifits) and quickly get into 6 firgure incomes, and within 10-20 years usually hold a position in the company earning millions.

Its also famous for being a fun, fairly liesurely, flexable job. Rated 2nd best in America, and I like math as well. I'll need lots of prep to pass the STANDARDIZED EXAMS that determine your standing as an Actuary, thus I must go to a good college that offers such courses.

And I am convinced you are 13 years old.

[glowbelly]

well, i have the benefit of age and past experience behind me. i'm 28, and just returning to college after a 7 year hiatus. i worked in an office for 4 years. it drained my creativity and i honestly can't tell you what i did for those 4 years, besides post on i-mockery and play a whole lot of mah-jong tiles.

[Anonymous]

And I am convinced you are 13 years old.

You can believe what you wish. I done with this shit.

[Anonymous]

Bubba, I had way more than 30 days absent and I graduated.

Holy shit. I'm in college right now and I run an ebay business earning almost 90k a year after taxes.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

[CaptainBubba]

WTF? They have strict rules here in Williamsburg. >:

But 120 days is more than half the year. :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What. It's not that much money. I make about $1300 from each sale. I make 1-3 sales a week and there you have it. The only thing that sucks is wasting my vacations traveling to asian factories.

[glowbelly]

you sell babies :(

[Anonymous]

you sell babies :(

Now. I don't make THAT much money.

[glowbelly]

well, they're asian. what do you expect?

[MK IV]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What. It's not that much money. I make about $1300 from each sale.

Prostitution is Illegal !

[glowbelly]

my joke was way better

[Dole]

You don't deserve the money if you earn $90K and spend your spare time here.

[Command Prompt]

1. Its called Actuarial MATH

2. Less than .02% of people in the WORLD are capable of it, this is why it pays so goddamn well

3. You're probably not one of them, MR MUSCLES (flex) :(

lol j/k :lol

[O71394658]

My friend wants to be an actury. I had no clue what it was, so I asked him. He says he doesn't know, but they make a lot of money.

:)

He got an 800 on SAT Math. :(

[CaptainBubba]

1. Its called Actuarial MATH

2. Less than .02% of people in the WORLD are capable of it, this is why it pays so goddamn well

3. You're probably not one of them, MR MUSCLES (flex) :(

lol j/k :lol

1. No its not. Its called Actuarial Science. I have being researching it for many many months. You start off this post SO well! :rolleyes :lol

2.No. Less that .02% of people in the world pursue it and choose it as their job. You are either completely misinformed or incapable of gaining the message people try to convey to you.

3. Nuff said. :lol

I got a 750 on Math. I really think I got a 800 and just didn't erase something fully. :(

[kahljorn]

"1. Kahljorn, you're an idiot."

I always have loved how obsessed you are with me, proto. It's pathetically cute, you don't have to be so jealous or whatever you are.

I SPEAK ONLY THE TRUTH.
Don't be so sad because I'm intellectually superior to you.


I didn't spellcheck this whole post, so maybe you can find a spelling or grammar error to make your point with. Good luck sir!

[Nerd]

mockerykicksass, you're my hero. I've figured out a long time ago that school was worthless, but never really found a way to put it in words.

I have a freind who get's straight A's, and guess what? The ONLY reason is becuase he has a good memory. That's all. He can remember what game we played when I invited him over to my house in the 2nd grade. And yes, he said so himself, he forgets everything he learned once he has taken the tests. Everything you wrote is 100% correct.

[Anonymous]

mockerykicksass, you're my hero. I've figured out a long time ago that school was worthless, but never really found a way to put it in words.

I have a freind who get's straight A's, and guess what? The ONLY reason is becuase he has a good memory. That's all. He can remember what game we played when I invited him over to my house in the 2nd grade. And yes, he said so himself, he forgets everything he learned once he has taken the tests. Everything you wrote is 100% correct.

Exactly. In the real world grades don't mean jack shit. I NEVER memorize anything. Instead I understand what I am learning so I actually know something.

Every time I had a bullshit class that was 100% pure memorization I made a cheat sheet. It just isn't worth your time memorizing garbage.

[starz]

I have to take the ASVAB next week :(