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The Retro Kat
Feb 16th, 2003, 11:33 PM
...besides me.


I want to shoot an endangered species, then eat its meat.

noob3
Feb 16th, 2003, 11:36 PM
That's the craziest innuendo for giving head I've ever heard!

Rongi
Feb 16th, 2003, 11:36 PM
DAMNIT. I WAS GOING TO SAY RETRO KAT >:

The Retro Kat
Feb 16th, 2003, 11:40 PM
Yeah, I saw that coming.

Rongi
Feb 16th, 2003, 11:42 PM
Now that you realize everyone here hates you, you may leave :).

GnrySgtHartman
Feb 16th, 2003, 11:50 PM
Rongi, Do you think your badass or something? I'm fucking terrified of you over a message board. PLEASE tell me to leave and PLEASE tell me to kill myself and PLEASE tell me to shut the fuck up to justify your point.

Captain Robo
Feb 16th, 2003, 11:51 PM
I told him to "shut the fuck up", but as you can see, he still posts :(

The Retro Kat
Feb 16th, 2003, 11:54 PM
Of course everyone hates me, im a peice of shit. No one likes me. That doesn't mean im going to leave my own fucking topic.

slavemason
Feb 17th, 2003, 10:29 AM
Jagermeister :yum

I am Mexican Jewish
Feb 17th, 2003, 10:58 PM
http://www.emotioneric.com/flirtatious.jpg

^ I always longed to kill his gooky face.

Spectre X
Feb 19th, 2003, 09:44 AM
well, propably Whoreable.

Zero
Feb 19th, 2003, 09:55 AM
My vote goes to Shut Up

Zbu Manowar
Feb 19th, 2003, 09:59 AM
The entire cast of ER so I can see them attempt to fall down while doing those 'horribly dramatic pushing the stretcher at top speed' scenes while collapsing due to blood loss or tripping on their own intestines while all of them wrestle to be on the stretcher.

Krythor
Feb 19th, 2003, 10:09 AM
A rat.



If not, a mac.


Over and over and over and over again.

Rongi
Feb 19th, 2003, 10:17 AM
I told him to "shut the fuck up", but as you can see, he still posts :(

Do you really think I'm going to stop posting because some whiny little teenager with down syndrome tells me too?

Oh and Hartman, I don't give half a shit what you think. You are no different from Retro Kat, Robo, and all these other retards in my eyes. All you newerbies are the same. Why don't you all just leave? What are you? A bunch of masochists? Are you too dumb to notice no one likes you here? Do you think this is some initiation? Well it's not. We just want you to leave and never come back. We don't want you to keep posting here.

Now for the love of god, just shut the hell up and exit stage right. Thank you.

Darryl
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:38 PM
The entire cast of ER so I can see them attempt to fall down while doing those 'horribly dramatic pushing the stretcher at top speed' scenes while collapsing due to blood loss or tripping on their own intestines while all of them wrestle to be on the stretcher.

Damn, you beat me to it. :(

Bennett
Feb 19th, 2003, 01:06 PM
5-year-old-beauty-pageant-contestant's-parents

slavemason
Feb 19th, 2003, 01:56 PM
Rogi has turned Parisian or else he has a mouse in his pocket. :/

Anonymous
Feb 19th, 2003, 02:17 PM
We just want you to leave and never come back. We don't want you to keep posting here.

Now for the love of god, just shut the hell up and exit stage right. Thank you.


That's so funny because I was just thinking the very same thing about you. Except I do not have delusional problems enough to refer to myself in the plural.

James
Feb 19th, 2003, 02:25 PM
Now now. Even if you don't like Rongi, there's no question he's the lesser of two evils (evil, meaning idiot).

The Retro Kat
Feb 19th, 2003, 08:35 PM
:lol

The Retro Kat
Feb 19th, 2003, 08:43 PM
What the fuck makes you think you're like the lovable kid in the school with the lisp? Do you really think most people on this board like you, or are you just a useless fuck?

Rongi
Feb 19th, 2003, 08:50 PM
I could say the same thing about you Retro Kat :|

The Retro Kat
Feb 19th, 2003, 08:53 PM
I thought I've explained the fact that I'm a piece of shit. Or are you to useless to realize that. Now answer the question.

george
Feb 19th, 2003, 09:32 PM
i would most like to shoot at an inflatable woman filled with jello. i once watched a training film that blew up all sorts of jello filled people and it was some cool stuff to watch. so i could settle my women issues, and my shooting things issues all at once.

synergizin' g, thats me.

sadie
Feb 19th, 2003, 09:45 PM
i shoot green peas out of my arse at given targets.

roonTing
Feb 19th, 2003, 10:51 PM
Sadie just lost all of her sex appeal.

I want to shoot the army... only becuase I am going to miss METALLICA though. :( And this Summer Sanitarium promised to be better than the last. :( FUCK.

sadie
Feb 20th, 2003, 06:14 AM
thank god.

slavemason
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:42 AM
Sadie you sexy pea shooter you. I only have one question, What are the "given targets"?

noob3
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:48 AM
sadie likes samarui jack

roonTing
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:05 PM
And the sex appeal comes back fighting... samurai style. :love

sadie
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:10 PM
i am under oath not to discuss the details of said "given targets."

and samurai jack does rule.

and roonboy needs to stfu.

roonTing
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:27 PM
Just becuase I am not as well directed as Jack, doesn't mean I should shut up. :(

sadie
Feb 21st, 2003, 12:34 AM
samurai jack has nothing to do with your needing to shut up.

kellychaos
Feb 21st, 2003, 02:46 PM
i am under oath not to discuss the details of said "given targets."



Don't shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me :lurker

slavemason
Feb 21st, 2003, 02:58 PM
You do not have my sympathy. :/

The Retro Kat
Feb 21st, 2003, 11:34 PM
We should give Samarai Jack a gun, he'd shoot some good stuff, simply because he's a badass.

slavemason
Feb 21st, 2003, 11:37 PM
If there were only a god in heaven then we could pray that he would shoot your stupid ass.
This forum is much better when you're drunk.

BobbyDan
Feb 21st, 2003, 11:43 PM
Asshole single white christian males who ride pick-up trucks and don't use their fukkin' turn signals... one such ass broke both my wrists two days ago. :lurker

slavemason
Feb 21st, 2003, 11:52 PM
I can only imagine that it took you a long time to enter that response. It's ashame that it blew...

The Retro Kat
Feb 21st, 2003, 11:53 PM
Wow slave, you're one useless peice of shit, I'd choose to shoot all useless fucks. Simply because they are a waste of space.

slavemason
Feb 21st, 2003, 11:58 PM
Well do me this favor O king of Kool, Shoot me last so I can watch. A useless piece of shit, really. I wonder if you're looking over your shoulder when you type dirty words. Wouldn't want your mom to catch you.
I don't take up much space either, mostly feet and cock.

GnrySgtHartman
Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:06 AM
Slavemason wins, Flawless Victory

The Retro Kat
Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:10 AM
Slave, that was the most inane thing I've ever heard.

BobbyDan
Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:13 AM
whereas you, slave, never could...

slavemason
Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:27 AM
Were you going somewhere with that or did you drop your typing stick?

The Retro Kat
Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:32 AM
I agree, Slave. Not only did that have no relevence to this thread, but I don't even think it came close to being a rational thought.