MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE

[Schimid]

I don't know if you guys heard about this, but "Macho Man" Randy Savage is now a rapper. :(

The plus side is that his songs are some of the funniest things I've ever heard. "Be A Man", Savages' challenge to Hulk Hogan, is probably the funniest. I seriously think that this is just one big promotion, but I'm still buying the CD.

www.machoman.com

[Royal Tenenbaum]

I downloaded the single. It's fucking awesomely hysterical. The production is actually pretty solid, and it sounds like real rap except it's Macho Man, has no swearing, and is making fun of Hulk Hogan. Good times for all!

[Schimid]

"Tear It Up" is pretty funny too. :(

[Ghost of Fraiser]

That was hilarious.

[Skulhedface]

Ahh, but the kicker is, are there any raps about Slim Jims?

[Jeanette X]

My bf does a great imitation of Randy Savage.
"OH YEAH!"
:)

[Protoclown]

BEST CD EVER!!! :love

[Schimid]

What's even funnier is his tour schedule

Wal Mart, K Mart and FYE :lol

[Mockery]

It's pretty funny from what I've heard... not as funny as Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band funny, but still damned funny. Nothing can top "A Hulkster in Heaven"... nothing.

[Jixby Phillips]

ME AND WRECK PLAYED THAT ON THE RADIO :hat

[Mockery]

The lyrics just kill me on that one...

"The world just lost another Hulkamaniac..." :lol

[Protoclown]

Go to Amazon and read the reviews for this Randy Savage album. They made me LOL.

[Drew Katsikas]

They're pretty funny, Proto. And did you notice that they package sell this album with another for a discount.

They fucking sell it with David Cross' album. I guess they assumed they're both comedy cd's.

[Sicktodeathmx]

With David Cross? Nooooo... David Cross is so great. I have been playing Randy's shit on my show for the past couple of weeks. I have gotten a lot of negative feedback from it, though.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

That's probably because only morons with no sense of irony or humour listen to your show.

[Protoclown]

Randy Savage is a comedy GENIUS. :love

[radiochild]

Hilarious! We should all make the trip to Wal-Mart in Hammond for his autograph. And maybe while we're at it, we can pick some Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen clothes...maybe NOT!

[soundtest]

Nothing can top "A Hulkster in Heaven"... nothing.

I dunno man, "The Hulkster's in the House" is pretty solid :lol

The Hulkster's in the house
Check him out, check him out
Get up off your seat
He's got a brand new beat

CHORUS:
When the going gets tough
The tough get rough
Hey hey, ho ho...c'mon let's go
Hey hey, ho ho...c'mon let's go

The Hulkster's in the room
You know he's on the move
I can feel it in my feet
We're moving to the beat

CHORUS

We're rocking down the house
The band is playing loud
We're blowing off the roof
And we're gonna rock 'n roll

CHORUS

:rock

[Mockery]

http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/AFA1/minininja.asp

Click the middle icon and you'll get a taste of Hulk Hogan's BEACH PATROL.

[soundtest]

I can't believe I missed that one. Fucking genius... like a Streets of Rage beat with a Hulkster hip-hop flare and more General MIDI than you can shake a stick at! And this is BEGGING to be sampled:

PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP, PUMP UP THE BASS!

Hey girlfriend!

:lol

[Royal Tenenbaum]

This is a Randy Savage rap thread, and as all us Savage fans know "Hulk Hogan is a chump." :rolleyes

[Carnivore]

:rock

[Mockery]

I can't believe I missed that one. Fucking genius... like a Streets of Rage beat with a Hulkster hip-hop flare and more General MIDI than you can shake a stick at!

I knew you'd like it. You've gotta hear the rest of the album, it's truly a classic. I keep meaning to buy it...

[Studio8]

Best lines are:
"It was a charity event but the Hulk didn't show"

and -

"I smell a coward, is that you, Hogan?
Macho's gonna kick your butt is the slogan"

OUCH!!!!