NEW FEATURE: "THE LAST DRAGON!"

[Mockery]

Here ya go... easily the ultimate in-depth feature on the greatest martial arts movie ever to come out of Harlem - The Last Dragon! Dr. Boogie hasn't done a big movie feature in a while, but this is one he's been talking about covering for a long time, so kick back and enjoy the long read. Who am I? Sno'nuff!

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NEW FEATURE: "THE LAST DRAGON!" -by Dr. Boogie
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/last-dragon

Enjoy!

[Protoclown]

My god...how is it even possible that I've never seen this???

[Mockery]

Never seen it? Are you shitting me!? You are hereby banned from the internets (all of them) until you remedy this situation. :o

[Dr. Boogie]

Who am I? Sno'nuff!

SNO'NUFF!!! :lol

[Supafly345]

Fuck yeah. Back to the good stuff. My brother couldn't stop doing kung fu moves and proclaiming himself as the Masta for nearly a month after we first saw this.

[Mockery]

SNO'NUFF!!! :lol
What, you mean you didn't know?

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/last-dragon/sno-nuff.jpg

[Obscurus Lupa]

...since when do tears look like pig pee? And why is that the first thing he thinks of?

[Mockery]

More people should be discussing the sheer awesomeness that is this movie.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Holy shit I loved this movie, just never knew what it was called.

KISS MY CONVERSE.

[Emu]

Where do people find this stuff?

Like one of the only movies I've ever seen featured on here was that one about killer video games with the PS2 controller on the front.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

First one for me was Gremlins and now this is the second.

[Emu]

I mean obscure movies, everybody's seen Gremlins and The Lost Boys.

[Creepy-critters]

Emu, gamebox 2.0?

If you want to find obscure movies, go to circuit city, best buy, whatever you guys have, and go to either the discount bins or the "$10 or less" racks. Those things are usually chocked fully of cheesy movies.

For example, where I used to live there was this tiny store called Microplay. When you went in, one whole wall of the joint was covered with bookcases, and in those bookcases were every kind of dvd imaginable. I got a used copy of the alien quadrilogy there for $25 bucks, and it's in perfect condition to.

[Cfr5]

I found plenty of good* stuff in Wal-Mart's DVD bargain bin. Stuff like both Hot Shots, both Wayne's Worlds, all three Naked Guns, Beetlejuice, Short Circuit, Clue, and the first season of Three's Company.

* opinion

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Boards don't hit back.

[Guitar Woman]

When are people going to realize every other movie bruce lee has done is better than that one?

I mean, come on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2w5iZEetJU