Alvin and the Chipmunks [Archive]

J. Tithonus Pednaud

Jul 27th, 2007, 12:03 PM

Is it just me, or do these guys look creepy as fuck?

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/7834/alvinchipmunkstailerho6.jpg

The new trailer is online (http://movies.aol.com/movie/alvin-and-the-chipmunks/28897/main).

Protoclown

Jul 27th, 2007, 12:27 PM

Good lord yes, they look scary. I saw a movie poster the last time I was a the theater, and they were all "hip-hopped" out.

Zomboid

Jul 27th, 2007, 12:29 PM

Ugh. I was never a big fan of them, but this is just fucked up.

RaNkeri

Jul 27th, 2007, 12:56 PM

They remind me from the Gremlins :lol

J. Tithonus Pednaud

Jul 27th, 2007, 01:02 PM

I should also point out that Alvin EATS SHIT in the trailer. No, that is not a metaphor.

ArrowX

Jul 27th, 2007, 01:22 PM

the green one looks genuinely horrifying!

Grislygus

Jul 27th, 2007, 05:19 PM

I can only hope the production was plagued by The Omen-style divine wrath.

Angryhydralisk

Jul 28th, 2007, 10:55 AM

When is this movie happening? Ths looks about as worth my time as the "underdog" movie.

As for the Chipmunks....

Alvin = Looks nerdy as fuck
Simon = Looks cheery as fuck
Theodore = Looks evil as fuck

SLjimbolian

Jul 28th, 2007, 11:43 PM

I'm sure this movie was made by the same people behind Garfield: The Movie. :(

Yggdrasill

Jul 29th, 2007, 12:41 AM

omg when the guy says alvin the third time I hope he really got the point!

darkvare

Jul 29th, 2007, 12:23 PM

theodore looks like he is in a rapeing rampage

Shyandquietguy

Jul 29th, 2007, 02:16 PM

Wow. Those things would've scared me shitless if I were younger. I had enough of a time just dealing with those one monsters that looked like giant cotton balls with teeth. My brothers would tease me by going "ooooh!" and holding a cottonball at me, sadly it would scare me. :(

Fathom Zero

Jul 29th, 2007, 02:32 PM

Yeah, Critters.

They look like that one thing from The Dark Crystal.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2002/fizzgigac3.jpg

Obscurus Lupa

Jul 29th, 2007, 11:01 PM

I have seen limited amounts of Alvin and the Chipmunks and I am offended by this.

I did chuckle at the shit-eating though.

MattJack

Jul 30th, 2007, 08:14 PM

More like Alvin and the Dick Monks

zeldasbiggestfan

Aug 1st, 2007, 03:51 AM

I remember this show. Looks like they got filled with air and got turned into that bunny from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Except scarier than that.

:(

OH CHRIST THEY SOUND LIKE FOAMY THE SQUIRREL :(

Shyandquietguy

Aug 5th, 2007, 02:54 AM

Oddly, I do not have access to videos on this computer yet I still sense stupidity from zbf.

How is this?

Jixby Phillips

Aug 5th, 2007, 05:15 AM

More like Alvin and the Dick Monks

More like Alvin and the ding dongs. This movie is a grade F Flop and it gets my OY VEY of the day.

OY VEY!

Blue Fox

Aug 9th, 2007, 09:34 PM

MLE

Aug 9th, 2007, 09:56 PM

They look like that one thing from The Dark Crystal.

Genki.

Yggdrasill

Aug 9th, 2007, 11:25 PM

I wonder how the girl chipmunks will look...

Emu

Aug 10th, 2007, 11:15 AM

There are girl chipmunks?

Fathom Zero

Aug 10th, 2007, 02:29 PM

Genki.

Fizgig.

MarioRPG

Aug 10th, 2007, 02:47 PM

I should also point out that Alvin EATS SHIT in the trailer. No, that is not a metaphor.
Yeah, that was nice to see in the theatre, damn previews.

MLE

Aug 10th, 2007, 03:24 PM

Fizgig.

Who was genki, then?

Yggdrasill

Aug 10th, 2007, 05:05 PM

There are girl chipmunks?

Not in the cartoon I remember but I assume this movie would have some kind of crappy love interest story.

Esuohlim

Aug 10th, 2007, 05:54 PM

There were girl chipmunks. They were called Chipettes.

Fathom Zero

Aug 10th, 2007, 07:40 PM

Who was genki, then?

I don't have any idea what you're talking about. But there's a sequal planned for '08 that's already in production.

MLE

Aug 11th, 2007, 12:26 AM

I hate the trend of every 80's thing ever created will have a movie. will there be an omegles movie next?

ArrowX

Aug 11th, 2007, 12:40 AM

If there doing all this crap why not a Gremlins 3? Isn't it about fucking time they did another one?

Fathom Zero

Aug 11th, 2007, 12:45 AM

Hey, I have high hopes for the Fraggle Rock movie.

Guitar Woman

Aug 11th, 2007, 02:35 AM

Are they really making a Johnny Bravo movie?

Deadbolt85

Aug 14th, 2007, 11:24 AM

Good lord yes, they look scary. I saw a movie poster the last time I was a the theater, and they were all "hip-hopped" out.

I work at a theater and when I saw that poster you're talking about, I was like "Oh hell to the mothafuckin' no" But now that i see these creepy fuckers, I think I prefer the "gansta" version.