Ever heard of Animal control.

[Vengeful Asparagus]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/08/06/boy.killed.ap/index.html

Who fires a gun at an object an inch wide at ground level?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

"This is so bizarre it has to be fully investigated," he said. "We're pretty sure circumstantially that it is the bullet from the police officer's gun, but it might be a bullet from someone else."

That was the most reatrted fucking thing in the entire article.

[EndersGame]

WTF, who is so terrified of a snake that they feel the need to pull out their guns and discharge it. Discharging a fire arm while on duty is an assload of paperwork.....seriously.....firing a gun demands at least an hour of time set aside for explanation and a formal report on the incident. This absolutely wreaks of "punk cop who wanted to find a reason to use his gun" .....makes me sick

[Cfr5]

"Watch the tearful grandfather say the bullet should have hit him"

If news isn't about celebrities you'll never meet, there's a law saying that it has to be as depressing as possible.

[Yggdrasill]

It could only be sadder if the snake released a statement apologizing for existing.

[Emu]

Why do people end their questions with periods. Doesn't it kind of make you look like an idiot. Did you take English at all.

[Cfr5]

I absolutely hate seeing retarded punctuation as well?

[noob3]

goddamn why did this have to happen in my state, the news won't shut the fuck up about it -_-

[Vengeful Asparagus]

Why do people end their questions with periods. Doesn't it kind of make you look like an idiot. Did you take English at all.

I end questions with periods to keep grammernazis like you on your toes.

Another good day's work.....now for some heroine.

[Yggdrasill]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20212558?GT1=10252

snakes are the new Britney Spears

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Bimbos with no talent, and a just as retarted younger sister?

[Chojin]

Fantastic joke, ZBF. He just set it up there, and BAM, you just took it right into the goal with that zinger.

It's especially great because people will be all like 'what... how can a snake be a bimbo, I don't... OHHHH!' and then they'll totally get it because we all know what Britney Spears is like am I right?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

It's "retarded", Jesus Christ.

Anyways, tragic incident.