All Quiet on the Western Front

[zeldasbiggestfan]

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Another remake. I still say the 79 version was the best one.

[GADZOOKS]

You still say? Since when? Since you last watched it in school?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I saw the 30s version in school and the 79, but I saw the 79 version before it was showed in school. And dont you have to go fuck off and hug your dad or something? Spare me, and go do that for the rest of your life instead of being here.

[GADZOOKS]

MY DAD?

where did you get that idea?

[Jixby Phillips]

hey zelda why dont you go hug YOUR dad before hes gone from your life forever you insensitive peoce of shit

i'm done with you, GET AWAY

[GADZOOKS]

Spare me, and go do that for the rest of your life instead of being here.

isn't this a lyric to the song Closing Time

[MrAdventure]

any dad worth his salt would love a hug from his son!

what the hell kind of sociopath are you anyways

[GADZOOKS]

Stay tuned for Zeldasbiggestfans take on Schindler's List and 12 Angry Men this fall semester.

[Jixby Phillips]

zeldas biggest fan flips his wig when he goes to junior college and they watch r-rated movies WITHOUT PERMISSION SLIPS

[Jixby Phillips]

User Comment from zeldasbiggestfan (call me aks!) for SCHINDLERS LIST (1993):

TITLE: my second favorite black and white movie behind Clerks (read more...)

[GADZOOKS]

There is a fine line between "We live in the trenches out there. We fight. We try not to be killed, but sometimes we are. That's all." and "I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO EVEN BE HERE TODAY!"

[kon]

hey zeldas biggest fan if you hate dads so much why don't you just [bGO AWAY[/b]

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I swear to fucking god your parents hate all of you.

[Jixby Phillips]

THEY HATE YOU TOO

GO CRY

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Your dad is dead and mine isnt.

WAH.

[GADZOOKS]

YOU GOT ZE'BIF'D

DON'T OPEN THAT PANDORA'S BOX ZELDA

[kon]

what's so great about having a dad when all he does is be old, sheesh

[GADZOOKS]

AUSTIN'S TOP FIVE WAR MOVIES

5) SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
4) FULL METAL JACKET (not school/work safe)
3) Glory (cool!)
2) ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT (79 VERSION ONLY)

and NUMBER 1

The FMV war sequence in the Legend of Zelda: The Glove Of Destiny!

Honorable mention goes to the scene in Clerks where dante chokes randall and then randall hits dante with a loaf of french bread. But it was more of a conflict then a war to be honest.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

You are a creepy, creepy, creepy fucking person. The fact that you looked up my name, watched Clerks to make fun of me, and made up some Zelda flick scares the shit out of me. Get the hell away from me, you fucking freak.

[Guitar Woman]

Yes, zelda, the only reason Gadzooks watched Clerks was to make fun of you on the internet.

[GADZOOKS]

The fact that you looked up my name,

I am pretty sure you have said your name quite a few times on this board. Including your terrible nickname "AKS" (more like ASS, heh heh, suck it)

watched Clerks to make fun of me, and

Yes because Clerks is such an underground and unknown movie like Shoah or Fight Club. It's not like sometime between 1994 and today that someone recommended me to see that movie.

and made up some Zelda flick

You got me here. I used my imagination to TERRIFY YOU.

Get the hell away from me, you fucking freak.

Too late. I'm already on a train from Chicago to "B-Town, Illinois". I suggest you spend the next few hours of your life with someone you love.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Thats why its thundering out! You sat down on a train and the sound traveled all the way here!

[GADZOOKS]

Hahahaha!

but to be honest, it's thundering outside because god is signaling your demise. Get off the internet and tell your mom you love her while you still can.

http://www.hebroots.org/BrideYeshua.jpg

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I better get my gun ready.

[GADZOOKS]

Don't you mean your alive dad's gun?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Yep. Either way its a gun.

Oh and your dad is dead.

[GADZOOKS]

SPARE ME

[Grislygus]

Just make sure that's a real gun and not a bb gun or else you might shoot your eye out.

[Zebra 3]

Enough already with the remakes!

[MattJack]

i've never seen this movie, is it about black people?

[MattJack]

NVM I JUST SAW IT, AND WHAT A RIOT!

A ROLLERCOASTER OF GUT-BUSTING HUMOR AND LIGHT HEARTED ROMANCE.

4 STARS

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