POST AND RATE

[ZAKO the GREAT]

post something here and let others to rate/praise/laugh at/mock/wank to

[GADZOOKS]

http://i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=5652&dateline=1187664891

I think it sucks

[Guitar Woman]

Don't let Gadzook's period get you down, man, I like what I've seen of your stuff.

[GADZOOKS]

Don't let Gadzook's period get you down, man, I like what I've seen of your stuff.

I think this sucks too. Lacks originality. Bush League. Will not buy from again. F-

[ZAKO the GREAT]

no prob, i'll look into it.
like i've mentioned, everything is a okay here.

[GADZOOKS]

I should tell you that I don't actually hate your artwork. I just think the conception of this thread is a bad idea (Art Shit is basically one big Post/Rate thread).

I thought that would be clear but I realized we can no longer make jokes on this forum because there are children watching. Children who just learned about Premenstrual syndrome in their Health Class and think they just uncovered the Lost Ark of Comedy.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

:lollol
well, guess i gotta close this thread ya?:x

but hey, check out my other thread too!
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69697293

[ZAKO the GREAT]

http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/12_4f9d2_f5b49b79_oJ.jpg.thumb

[RaNkeri]

You got some really sick skills there, awesome work :x

Am I mistaken if you happen to study/work with art?

[ZAKO the GREAT]

im currently a freelancer for some companies.
and a fulltime clement mocker. lol

[MattJack]

can you put a blue mustache on her?

[ZAKO the GREAT]

do i really want to know? nope.
well, what ever float your boat, buddy! :lol
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/13_4f9d1_9373c5bb_oJ.jpg.thumb

[MLE]

that reminds me so much of publover.

[Chojin]

haha, he should do forum caricatures.

[Rongi]

ooooooh do me :D

[ZAKO the GREAT]

let me know if you wanted it so bad. lol

[Rongi]

...huh?

[ZAKO the GREAT]

the forum caricatures...

[Guitar Woman]

I want one. Make it HOT (http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/9826/picture026qe7.jpg) ok

[Chojin]

you should have sent him your real picture

or specified that he needs to lady that one up


which he does

[Guitar Woman]

I don't have that one anymore :<

[Guitar Woman]

Although if anyone wants to admit to being a huge fucking creep who saved it and send it to me, that'd be great

[Chojin]

LEAAAAVE IT TO MEEEE!

http://www.popnko.com/imock/em_pink_hair.jpg

That's one of them.

[Guitar Woman]

I can't find it on google, but there sure are a lot of actual lesbians with pink hair out there. :<

[ZAKO the GREAT]

here's mine.http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/14_4f9d0_dca3fd_oJ.jpg.thumb

[Guitar Woman]

ugh at least post the slightly less ugly one
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/baby_eater.jpg
Granted, in this one I look like a fucking toad who smokes crack and plucks her eyebrows way too much :<

[Guitar Woman]

here's mine.http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/14_4f9d0_dca3fd_oJ.jpg.thumb
holy shit that is awesome

[ZAKO the GREAT]

before & after.
i juz did some edit job on my old stuff and here's it!
juz do it for dorks like you all!
lol
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/15_4f9cf_aa5d28d_oJ.jpg.thumb

[Chojin]

i think you are a fantastic person!

[Cfr5]

That guitar must have a hard "whammy bar".

[ZAKO the GREAT]

is this legal???:x
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/16_4f9ce_8e978fcd_oJ.jpg.thumb
(http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/16_4f9ce_8e978fcd_oJ.jpg.thumb)

[Emu]

how the hell do you whip this shit up so fast

[RaNkeri]

'cos he's a pro? :asslicker

:x

[Fathom Zero]

I bow to you, sir.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

a comp, some time when the boss were not around, cigarettes.
the works.

[MattJack]

thank you so much. that is my new background.

[MLE]

Zako! Hit me up on AIM and teach me illustrator sometime!

[ZAKO the GREAT]

http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/18_4f9cc_4145d545_oJ.jpg.thumb


http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/19_4f9cb_6fb485_oJ.jpg.thumb

since when did i draw like a sissy?
oh, i always draw like a sissy. DAMN!

[ZAKO the GREAT]

this is better.
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/1a_4f9ca_1a498b7e_oJ.jpg.thumb

[Chojin]

http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/18_4f9cc_4145d545_oJ.jpg

If you did a rendition of my avatar in this style I would probably love it forever and use it!

Just an FYI!

[ZAKO the GREAT]

sure dude.
just let me know what kind of looks you like.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm assuming he wants the "pouty asian buisnessman" with the SHERIFF STAR to indicate that he is the law around here

[ZAKO the GREAT]

If you did a rendition of my avatar in this style I would probably love it forever and use it!

Just an FYI!


and goes with that style? that would totally gay. lol:lol
are you sure bout this, chojin?
pouty asian buisnessman + SHERIFF STAR + pinkish color? no way!
unless you want another image...

[Fathom Zero]

It's actually a barnstar, awarded to Chojin for the tireless effort he puts into these wonderful forums.

[Chojin]

As a SERIOUS person, I'd prefer the color scheme to be dark greys/blacks and blues/purples. When I said 'in the style...' I was referring more to the line styles you were using than the floral prints.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

As a SERIOUS person, I'd prefer the color scheme to be dark greys/blacks and blues/purples. When I said 'in the style...' I was referring more to the line styles you were using than the floral prints.
good then.:lol am i gonna send to your email or just post it here?

[Guitar Woman]

Post it here, I would like to see it!

[Free Yourself]

ZAKO the GREAT your stuff is so awesome do you have a devainta rt or something similar?

[ZAKO the GREAT]

this would make a kickass sticker
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/1d_4f9c7_1653284d_oJ.jpg.thumb

[ZAKO the GREAT]

ZAKO the GREAT your stuff is so awesome do you have a devainta rt or something similar?
once... but actually nobody left comments to me other than some teen anime lovers...:x

[Free Yourself]

i like the Viva la chojin, reminds me of an anime version of shepard fairy's work

[Grislygus]

Deviantart fucking sucks. If you ever want genuine criticism, go to conceptart.org. Just read all the rules and crap first.

[Chojin]

that is a wonderful picture, young man :o

I've been messing with it in photoshop for an hour or so now and can't get it in a format I'd want to put under my avatar, though :<

[FartinMowler]

this guy is very good...:) can you erase the Chojin part so I can use if for my desktop? :lol

[ZAKO the GREAT]

Deviantart fucking sucks. If you ever want genuine criticism, go to conceptart.org. Just read all the rules and crap first.

yes. indeed. with all the pseudo-japanese and lots, i mean LOTS of emoticons, it pretty much fucked up.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

by the way, where is your barnstar, chojin?

[ZAKO the GREAT]

just checked conceptart.org. pretty awesome. but nope, i don't think i'll post there. kinda sick of those "i'm a better artist than you" kind of shit. that's why i changed my job from a full time designer to freelancer.

shit, i gonna stop my whining.

[Chojin]

:barnstar

[Free Yourself]

that is a wonderful picture, young man :o

I've been messing with it in photoshop for an hour or so now and can't get it in a format I'd want to put under my avatar, though :<
i think this looks good as an avatar
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/687/vivalachojinavatartl1.jpg

[Chojin]

Well, for one thing I've always thought it was gay when peoples' avatars and signatures have their name in it. But in my crop without the letters, it doesn't convey the SERIOUS ASIAN emotion (or lack thereof) conferred with the original serious asian man.

It's still nice work, tjhough!

[Emu]

Who IS that mysterious fellow

[Free Yourself]

Well, for one thing I've always thought it was gay when peoples' avatars and signatures have their name in it. But in my crop without the letters, it doesn't convey the SERIOUS ASIAN emotion (or lack thereof) conferred with the original serious asian man.

It's still nice work, tjhough!
can i use it as my avatar?

[Chojin]

Glad you asked! No!

[Free Yourself]

oh well

[Magreaux]

I can't help but feel that we need a little more hastily drawn SERIOUS EASTERN EUROPEAN influence up in this thread.

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/jerkstain/seriouslyexpressionist.jpg


Anyone else with me? :|

EDIT: I know the nose looks f*cked up but believe you me it's got nothing to do with it being all hastily drawn, it's because i've been listening to Cruisin' with Reuben and the Jets so much that maybe Cal Shenkel made his way in there. Sorry dudes maybe next time I won't fail so much next time.

[MLE]

Honestly, I think both you and ZAKO need to stay around for when I get to be the head honcho around here, cause I'll want to have people to comment on that I like!

[ZAKO the GREAT]

http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/24_4f9c0_4b1a3db9_oJ.jpg.thumb

[Emu]

That's not me is it

[Rongi]

that's edna :o

[ZAKO the GREAT]

DAMN! she is really looks like edna... :O

[Magreaux]

Honestly, I think both you and ZAKO need to stay around for when I get to be the head honcho around here, cause I'll want to have people to comment on that I like!

Whoah that's some seriously high praise! :eek

[ZAKO the GREAT]

http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/25_4f9bf_f128bef_oJ.jpg.thumb
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/26_4f9be_171cfba_oG.gif.thumb

[Magreaux]

Yikes :eek

[noob3]

your art is good man but i think some of it is way too busy like maybe you should tone it down a little

[ZAKO the GREAT]

your art is good man but i think some of it is way too busy like maybe you should tone it down a little

yeah. guess so. lesser the time, greater the effect; why not?

[Matt Harty]

Hi Zako I like your stuff plz post more thank you.

[ItalianStereotype]

zako, what's the deal? make with more postings.

[MLE]

see? my gang's after you now. do a drawing of me! i used to have magenta pink hair! i have black rim geek-chic glasses now!

[ZAKO the GREAT]

http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/2d_4f9b7_6cfef18f_oJ.jpg.thumb
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/30_4f9b4_affd7a79_oJ.jpg.thumb
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/2f_4f9b5_cd64af_oJ.jpg.thumb

[ZAKO the GREAT]

see? my gang's after you now. do a drawing of me! i used to have magenta pink hair! i have black rim geek-chic glasses now!

im doing it now.

[Supafly345]

I wish I loved drawing as much as you.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

and how i wish i could just sitting in the office, yell at other people, and earn thousands a month... :sleep

[Forte]

Figured I would share since I am new around here. It's 1440x900 so I figured a link may be best. I did this a few months ago, took me about a week to get it to look the way I wanted it to (it's all done with brushes).

http://www.deadserver.org/images/Aegis-Nebula.png

[Guitar Woman]

Zako, I have several ideas for comics, and I think a few of them would fit well with your drawing style. PM me if interested!

[Guitar Woman]

Also I think I posted that in the wrong thread.

[Fathom Zero]

Figured I would share since I am new around here. It's 1440x900 so I figured a link may be best. I did this a few months ago, took me about a week to get it to look the way I wanted it to (it's all done with brushes).

http://www.deadserver.org/images/Aegis-Nebula.png

That's incredibly pretty.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

Figured I would share since I am new around here. It's 1440x900 so I figured a link may be best. I did this a few months ago, took me about a week to get it to look the way I wanted it to (it's all done with brushes).

http://www.deadserver.org/images/Aegis-Nebula.png

awesome work! welcome to the family buddy!
did you lower the size of it coz i guess it's gonna be a big piece to get that done over brushes.:)

[Forte]

awesome work! welcome to the family buddy!
did you lower the size of it coz i guess it's gonna be a big piece to get that done over brushes.:)

I guess I should have been smarter when I posted and added that I did this in photoshop lol ;)

[MarioRPG]

Fuck, how did I miss this topic? Zako, it is no coincidence you are know as ZAKO the GREAT. Your art is amazing!

But now we're like junkies! We need more pictures! MORE!
EDIT: For some reason, I liked the "Hey! Pedo!" the most, and tried to make it a background but failed :(

[ZAKO the GREAT]

i'll try to make those pic you guys wanted to backgrounds.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

is anyone of you guys wanna become a zombie?:)
let me know, or post your own
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/34_4f9b0_4977cb79_oJ.jpg.thumb

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Myself as a Zombie - current avatar as well...
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/6829/n5629052191136416138ns5.jpg

Me again, hand-illustrated during a weekend appearance at The World Horror Con by my buddy Rob Sacchetto of www.zombieportraits.com (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/www.zombieportraits.com) fame.
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3787/n562905219244333370nm0.jpg

[ZAKO the GREAT]

Myself as a Zombie - current avatar as well...


Me again, hand-illustrated during a weekend appearance at The World Horror Con by my buddy Rob Sacchetto of www.zombieportraits.com (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/www.zombieportraits.com) fame.


wow JTP, you're truly genius!
i salute you:rock

[Chojin]

JTP, why in the world are you not using that second picture as your avatar ;<

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Too much detail. It looks like a mess at the avatar size of 130 pix.

And thanks Zako, love the work you've posted thus far.

[MarioRPG]

JTP, what's on your chin in the second picture?

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

The artist's 'watermark'. He had a real big problem with image theft awhile back.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

for an awesome pic like that, im not surprised...

[demonbird]

Wow! You have some really awesome pieces of work here. I only have crappy hand drawings.

[Emu]

did Zako die :[

[MLE]

I hope not ;<

[ZAKO the GREAT]

alive and well! haha..
i juz bought myself a pair of grado and need to earn more to cover my credit card bills..

[ZAKO the GREAT]

http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/5a_4f98a_b5bc9a1_oJ.jpg.thumb

[MLE]

Draw more of pretty girls!

[Rongi]

I was bored and wanted to use my old prismacolors

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/masterxrave/img005.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/masterxrave/img006.jpg

[MLE]

I loke those, rongi, and you should have put them in their own thread. If I had mod powers, I would have already done that.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I think MLE wants to be a mod. I'M JUST GUESSING.

[Guitar Woman]

We already decided that she was by far the best candidate for the position!

Also I love how Zako doesn't post for ages and then after promising to get to it all he gives us is one thing that's really boring and then doesn't show up again forever

[MLE]

I don't think it's boring. It's just not as dynamic as his usual pieces. I think you've just gotten spoiled by how good he is.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

i need to work 2 shift now, sad, sad.
i did try to do some more stuff but the schedule really fucked me up badly.
and Rongi dude, those work are wicked. it's simple yet i shine in a strange way. i like it!

and here's a new one..
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/74_4f970_ae5e1a68_oJ.jpg.thumb
i know... it's not as good as my previous post but it's the best i can do now. lol

[ZAKO the GREAT]

here's a larger version of my current avatar
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/75_4f96f_d2dcf61e_oJ.jpg.thumb

[MLE]

Now GW, don't go knocking these either >:

[ZAKO the GREAT]

A BDAY CARD FOR MLE
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/76_4f96e_83658a1e_oJ.jpg.thumb

[ZAKO the GREAT]

http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/77_4f96d_2a32e1e_oJ.jpg.thumb

[DuFresne]

Oh my god, you did that card for MLE in less than an hour! :eek

Check out the "happy birthday MLE" thread if you don't know what I'm talking about.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

coz it's like, 12am in my time zone, and i'm still in the fucking office to finish up my stuff. so it was like, NOBODY'S WATCHING ME NOW SO I CAN DO WHATEVER I CAN AND DOWNLOAD WHATEVER PORN I LIKE AND WON'T GET MY ASS KICK- kind of time.lol

[DuFresne]

I fail to see how anything you just said makes it any less amazing. ;)

[Grislygus]

Panda Penischopper just became my new desktop background.

[Eyelobe]

Oops!

[JediScum]

Jeezus, eyelobe, you did that with watercolors?!?! All of them are astounding!

[ZAKO the GREAT]

i like that!
especially the last one. would love to have it on my bedroom wall
wicked, in a good way...
try to scan and post it here man

[ZAKO the GREAT]

my current desktop
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/79_4f96b_69aaa516_oJ.jpg.thumb

[Guitar Woman]

I take back anything nasty I said about you previously!

[Rongi]

Gee GW, I wonder why :rolleyes

[Eyelobe]

Thanks.

Zako, ya, I need a scanner to do that. My friend has one I'm pretty sure. I have many more paintings, too. I do this shit all the time. It's part of my illness.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

Thanks.

Zako, ya, I need a scanner to do that. My friend has one I'm pretty sure. I have many more paintings, too. I do this shit all the time. It's part of my illness.

this is the ART SHIT section, isn't it? LOL.

[bigtimecow]

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs13/300W/i/2007/071/7/3/spots_by_bigtimecow.jpg

i paint sometimes :love

[Eyelobe]

!!

[bigtimecow]

really love the second one. i have a thing for tendrils / octopus-like creatures.

i've been working on a font for class, i'll post it soon :love typography

[Supafly345]

Watercolors always look cool, I wish cartoons still used them for backgrounds.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

can anyone tell me where to find licence-free photos? i need various pose but i couldn't find any pics non-copyrighted :sad

[ZAKO the GREAT]

http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/7f_4f965_32e93e1e_oJ.jpg.thumb

[ZAKO the GREAT]

BEFORE
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/80_4f964_48479426_oJ.jpg.thumb

AFTER
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/81_4f963_ee8219e_oJ.jpg.thumb

and here's the desktop wallpaper ver.
HERE (http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/82_4f962_ff4ada2_oJ.jpg.thumb)

[Guitar Woman]

RATFINK ;<

[ZAKO the GREAT]

yup. that's what i wanted to mimic. lol

[ZAKO the GREAT]

does anyone here like RE4?
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/83_4f961_972d1e_oJ.jpg.thumb

[Cedar]

that is GREAT!!!

[Tadao]

Zako, your skills and imagination make your work amazing.

[MLE]

Zako, I'd love to see your interpretation of any of my drawings.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/8a_4f95a_212bd21_oJ.jpg.thumb

[Fathom Zero]

Have you designed any rock posters?

[ZAKO the GREAT]

i've done a few poster for rock gig back in the days. but not anymore coz kids these like pop songs more than anything. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Haha, nice. I've got the Art of Modern Rock book and your work seems to have a lot in common with the rest of the bunch.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I was bored at work today...I made the planet and starfield. The robot is tweaked stock as is the desert dune. Mashed them together and voila.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9551/robore7.jpg

[terrva]

Here's a little something inspired by Pickleman:

http://personal.inet.fi/koti/penor/pickleman.png

[MLE]

You guys should have your own dedicated threads! That's a compliment!

[Zomboid]

Fuck sakes. Nice work guys. Some of you have some serious talent.

[MarioRPG]

God damnit, I just saw the Dr. Salvador one. I love it!! I'd like to see a HUNK background, but that's just me being greedy.

[bigtimecow]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/bigtimecow/IMG_6838.jpg

made using sharpies, stencils, and spraypaint!

[MLE]

I like it! people should make their own threads! I like to see the progression of each person's art and creativity!

[ZAKO the GREAT]

my 1st attempt on making an animated .gif. but there's some grammar error in it.
i'm sucked :(
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/749/carec6.gif

[MLE]

<3 it so far. I'd recommend some extra frames of animation to make it a little smoother, but otherwise, I like it a lot!