wet dreams

[maggiekarp]

Why do I keep cock-blocking myself in what could otherwise be an awesome wet dream? >:


Except for that time I started growing a penis in one dream and it really hurt and it wouldn't stop hurting unless I rubbed it I JUST WANTED THE PAIN TO STOP GUYS DON'T JUDGE ME >8(


lso my keybord is broken so tht is hy I'm not online lot not gonn copypste so you cn understnd this sentnce

[Emu]

this is the hottest thread so far

[Chojin]

http://www.postmodernbarney.com/images07/sf21b.jpg

I think you made the right decision

[MLE]

I totally had that dream too, maggie ;<

[Emu]

I had a near wet dream last night where I saved the world and gained access to a secret bedroom that I imagine Islam's 17-virgins-for-martyrs heaven to look like only it had like half a dozen XXXHOTXXX ASIAN BITCHES CLICK HERE NOW and I tried to fuck one of them but then her vagina looked like a fucking H. R. Giger painting but I was so horny it didn't matter and then I penetrated and it didn't have any feeling and I ended up crying.

[Terra]

Yeah. That kinda happens when you dream about fucking your sister.

[Emu]

I haven't got a sister :\

[noob3]

i once had a dream i was growing a penis

i woke up and it was there

i jerked off so hard

[Terra]

Must be rough being all alone in your pants, with just you and your hands.

Do you wear glasses?