WORST DEVIANtart, EVER!

[ZAKO the GREAT]

Jesus fucking Christ...
i think some of you guys might have seen this, but i think i'm gonna go hang myself if she's my daughter.

mind you, she's 22.
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/28_4f9bc_af52b7_oJ.jpg.thumb

[ZAKO the GREAT]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
SHE'S GONNA FUCKIN KILL US ALL WITH HER XBOX 360 CONTROLLER!!
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/29_4f9bb_558e2c7_oJ.jpg.thumb

[DuFresne]

just as frightening as if you got the ring of death on your Xbox 360.

Frightening :chatter

[Chojin]

I think attempting suicide is a perfectly reasonable option, given the circumstances.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Jesus, that was sad.

[Noodles]

Almost like being diagnosed with advanced cancer and being told your gonna die
Between that and power failure they are quite alike...and higly functioning autism :confused: really now...

It would have been frightnig if I had been staring at a picture of princess daisy before the power went out

OH MY!

http://www.gamehotties.com/images/daisy/daisy.jpg
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN

[MLE]

i fail to see how this is high functioning.

[Supafly345]

A low-functioning autistic couldn't even think of suicide through all the screaming they would be doing.

[Max Radical]

Classic case of "I have self-diagnosed Autism so there I can act like a prick and not have to concern myself with your rational human emotions."

I like the way this one has bypassed Aspergers and gone for the big rollers, claiming all-in Autism or nothing. "Wah mom if you take my games I'll kill myself!"

[Emu]

Anybody who was actually autistic wouldn't even be able to type that drivel.

[Niolani]

Oh come, I myself have Asperger’s Syndrome (at a very low level I must precise) and it’s not a power failure that will get me mad. My mom threw away my old Coleco, once. Of course I was very mad at her but later, I realised that I could still buy another once. That’s what I did two or three years ago and it’s work better than my older one.

And, if the power went out, I can still use my Gameboy or my Sega Game Gear. Seriously, this girl must have some dependence problems on video games. I’m wondering what she is doing as a job.

[Yggdrasill]

Sometimes I just have no other choice but to attempt suicide as well!

Thats why I take Tylenol!

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b103/ComaHack/23035375.jpg

[Chojin]

Oh come, I myself have Asperger’s Syndrome (at a very low level I must precise).

I'm sorry, but you don't post here nearly enough to have asperger's.

[Emu]

I have a cousin who actually has Asperger's. And he didn't self-diagnose. It's more than temper tantrums. Saying you have it doesn't justify you living in your parents' basement.

[jared]

The first clue of what was to come might have been that she was listening to 'Evanesance' (sic). This is just another distinctionless fool who belongs to the current cult of depression. Many people who grew up in the 80s and after, having been raised by Urkel and Mario, seem to think claiming to be depressed and/or insane makes them 'cool.' It just makes them dicks, really. But don't mind me, I'm an obsessive compulsive.

[Guitar Woman]

All this hating on autistic and/or depressed people is hitting a little close to home, guys!

[Emu]

That person's not autistic, they're just stupid.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

That person's not autistic, they're just stupid.
i'm totally agreed

[Niolani]

I'm sorry, but you don't post here nearly enough to have asperger's.

That's because I have a life apart from the Internet.

[DuFresne]

I think that's the point he was trying to make.

[Guitar Woman]

A lot of people who are diagnosed with Aspergers have been appointed so by retarded quacks and are, in fact, just wierd. You probably don't actually have it.

[Niolani]

A lot of people who are diagnosed with Aspergers have been appointed so by retarded quacks and are, in fact, just wierd. You probably don't actually have it.

I wish it was true. Because, when I’ve been diagnosed nine years ago, I’ve been automatically labelled as an intellectual deficient. I’ve been placed in a “special” school where other kids has AS, too. The others kids hated me because I didn’t “fit” with mostly AS comportments. Even, many specialists wouldn’t notice that I have Asperger’s Syndrome when they first meet me. It’s only when they get to know me better that they will notice some AS comportments. Contrary to someone who has AS at a high level, I don’t have tics, I don’t talk excessively about the same subject (ex.: airplanes or transistors) and I perfectly understand sarcasm and irony, which I master well, too. In fact, I’ve always been wondering if I was misdiagnosed, that I could have something else than AS. I still find it hard to believe that I really have AS. That’s kind of unfair, to me.

[Emu]

Dont you get it?

[Grislygus]

Like OMiGOD, I don't actually have any of the symptoms of assburgers and sometimes wonder if I've been misdiagnosed but I totally have it

[Grislygus]

Also, GW. Pot calling the kettle black.

[Guitar Woman]

I never said I wasn't a fucking nutjob, Gris, just that I might or might not have been misdiagnosed with aspergers.

Niolani: I'm glad I'm not the only one in this situation. I exhibit a few aspie behaviors but I'm not completely non-functional, so it's really hard to tell what's what.

Wanna cuddle? :<

[Guitar Woman]

Also, that's a stupid analogy. Kettles are generally bigger than pots, and pots are SILVER.

[Grislygus]

I never said I wasn't a fucking nutjob, Gris, just that I might or might not have been misdiagnosed with aspergers.

My point.

Also, that's a stupid analogy. Kettles are generally bigger than pots, and pots are SILVER.

One: Size has nothing to do with it.

Two: The original fable is that a pot and kettle are both. blackened over a fire. Next, the pot makes fun of the kettle for being blackened, despite being blackened itself. You ignorant, drooling chimp.

[Guitar Woman]

GRISLYGUS I APOLOGISE FOR NOT BEING AN OLD FART LIKE YOU BUT I DID NOT LIVE IN CAVE MAN TIMES AND HAVE NEVER HAD TO COOK SOMETHING OVER A FIRE AND DO NOT UTILIZE A GAS POWERED STOVE THUS MY KETTLE AND/OR POT HAVE NEVER BEEN CHARRED TO SAID DARK SHADE OK GLAD I COULD MAKE THIS CLEAR TO YOU

[Grislygus]

I'm curious now, how old do you think I am?

[Niolani]

I forgot to mention that contrary to many Apsies, I can perfectly read emotions on people’s face, which that I can notice their facial expressions when I start to piss them off.

[Chojin]

I forgot to tell all of you guys that I'm really an albino, although I'm even more rare and special because my pigment isn't affected by the disease.

[Emu]

I have cancer, but I'm different because it doesn't hurt or kill me, it just makes the lump in my forehead really big.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm curious now, how old do you think I am?
I don't know, 20? I just found the fact that you saw fit to call me names because I wasn't aware of some fable about cookware a little uncalled for.

[Emu]

Guys this is getting out of hand can't we get along

[Grislygus]

Out of hand, my ass. I can't even make fun of him properly. Every time he posts, he spews out something completely retarded on it's own basis, let alone when taken in context with the entire conversation. Take the last bit, for example. YOU ARE AN OLD FART BECAUSE YOU TEND TO AGREE WITH GADZOOKS WAIT NO NOW YOU ASKED ME HOW OLD I THINK YOU ARE THAT MEANS I SAID SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN ACTUALLY I FIGURE YOU'RE ONLY TWENTY BUT STILL I WAS HURT BY YOUR MOCKING ME FOR NOT KNOWING A BIT OF COMMON KNOWLEDGE AND THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.


OH GOD.

IT'S NOT ME, IT'S THE DISEASE







Those last lines were paraphrased, but remain in character for the Compound Failure Incarnate.

[Guitar Woman]

Grislygus, if you enjoy exploding over the tiniest faults of someone's persona and going into an angry tirade about it and de-railing an entire conversation, I would like to suggest you visit THIS WEBSITE. (http://www.4chan.org/)

Chances are you will fit right in!

[Guitar Woman]

I also feel the need to recap this thread in "/v/-o-vision" so you all can have a clear picture of how this forum is rapidly approaching terrible 4chan bitchfest status every single day.

Ahem!

Me: NIOLANI I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ASPERGERS I'M SURE YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BIT WIERD DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

Gris: GW YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING WIERDO EVER SHUT THE HELL UP OK POT CALLING KETTLE BLACK FUCK YOU FOR EVEN POSTING

Me: I NEVER SAID I WASN'T A FREAK LEAVE ME ALONE OK ALSO I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT ANALOGY BECAUSE VISIBLE EVIDENCE DICTATES THAT POTS ARE SILVER

Gris: JESUS CHRIST YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT FABLE HOLY FUCK FAIL SAGE 8.5 FACEPALM TROLL NINTENDRONE XBOT PS3 SUCKS NOSTALGIAFAG UNDERAGE B& A;SLDKFJAOSDIUH;OEIHAP;OSIHDG;OIJ;EOIAHSD

[Grislygus]

I know Chojin doesn't want us picking on you anymore, but it's hard to argue with results like this.

[Emu]

What the hell is 4chan I can't navigate that shit what the hell

[Guitar Woman]

I swear, half the time this forum is a fucking chore to post on. It's called I-Mockery, not I-Unreasonabledouchebaggery. Sheesh!

[Emu]

At which point does it say in this forum that the sarcasm and mockery ends and everything gets serious after you click here ages 18+ only

[Chojin]

I know Chojin doesn't want us picking on you anymore, but it's hard to argue with results like this.

lawl :<

this reminds me of the legend of the gen bo (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650&page=3)

[MLE]

This thread made me happy. Thanks guys! Guitar Woman made me smile by being slightly wittier than usual, and Grislygus made me laugh by getting entirely out of hand! I highly enjoyed it!

****1/2

[Womti]

so guys have I ever told you how I have diabetes all down the left half of my body?

[Sethomas]

After they amputate your foot, how much will you want for it?

[Womti]

nothing.

[darkvare]

wait thats a girl?

[Supafly345]

I'm still waiting for a link to said deviant art.

[MLE]

yeah, me too ;<

[Sacks]

What the hell is 4chan I can't navigate that shit what the hell

Don't even bother.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

What the hell is 4chan I can't navigate that shit what the hell
4chan is a MEME

[Daikichikitsune]

I remember something alike happening to me 2 years ago. The lights went out for 2 full days, the streets were so flooded it was impossible to drive across some streets and it was still raining. But did I get depressed just for that? Heck no, just grabbeed my personal stereo and started rockin' the hell out!!! And after that, drawing under the light of a candle.

[DuFresne]

That's quite a large signature you got there

[Emu]

Tits, swords and guns, three things you'll never have.