Vila Earns Her Name

[Vila]

We al know that my name is a double meaning. (as well as being short for my birth name) Well, one of those meanings is Spanish for Despicable.

Dictionary.com say this:
des·pi·ca·ble [des-pi-kuh-buhl, di-spik-uh-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective deserving to be despised; contemptible: a mean, despicable man
–adjective Deserving of contempt or scorn; vile.
–adjective morally reprehensible; "would do something as despicable as murder"; "ugly crimes"; "the vile development of slavery appalled them"; "a slimy little liar"

1553, from L.L. despicabilis, from L. despicari "look down on," from de- "down" + variant of specere "to look" (see scope (1)).

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Well, I'm going down to downtown LA today for a day trip to see a Muscial. Not one that I am perticulary interested in but I need the excuse to flee the Field if only for a short break. That I plan on visiting a shop there that is chock full of Sci-Fi and Horror stuff.

I have enough experiance with downtown to know that on every street corner there is somone with a go-to-god-your-a-sinner pamphlet and I have a little idea...

While at Fangoria I picked up a (I find it the funniest thing I've read in a long while) pamphlet titled What Can Satan Do For Me? I would like to state that I do not take it seriously and kept it because of it's humor value.

I have photocopied this lovely several times and I plan on handing one to each and every person who tells me I'm going to hell because I do not go to their church... On both white and bright parking-ticket orange paper.

I understand I may be arrested and or assaulted. If you dont hear from me for a while, you know why.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/Taupe/other/Satan1.jpg

[Supafly345]

I-mockery forum: livejournal substitute

[eggyolk]

worshipping satan is so 1999 :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

We al know that my name is a double meaning. (as well as being short for my birth name)

What? Who are you?

[glowbelly]

i thought maybe you had married bob

[Cfr5]

What? Who are you?

That's what I was thinking.

[DeadKennedys]

Seriously. Who the fuck are you?

[Vila]

Aeh Poo. It's a good idea and you know it.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/Taupe/other/Satan2.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/Taupe/other/Satan3.jpg

I wish I could come back and tell you all that I was into 5 fights. All around beat down street brawls. Got my butt kicked, kicked someones butt.... You know how when you plan for something it doesen't happen? Yeah. Not a single person out there. And it was a sunday afternoon too. I expected them to be out in force. You guys warned them didn't you?

Dont lie I know you did.

[DeadKennedys]

I wish I could come back and tell you all that I was into 5 fights.


I wish you could not come back :(

[Vila]

Yeah well, your gonna have to run me off arnt you?

[Guitar Woman]

Or I could write a convoluted essay about why you are horrible and deserved to be banned, that seems to be the new thing.

[Vila]

Eh, go for it. What do I care? there's always lurking. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get drunk.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Haha, good luck with that. It's Villa by the way, you dolt. I have proof.

[Vila]

Short for my birthname jackass... and that would be Dervila. I had it legally changed though but everyone I know wont stop calling me Vila.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

A. You're a faggot and need to go away. You're taking the attention away from me and GW.
B. Villa is Spanish for something because there's a neighborhood here named "Villa Madero" which has something to do with mountains.
C. Is for cunt! I just really wanted to call you that!

[MLE]

D. Is for dumb! Like both of you SHUT UP

[GADZOOKS]

I still don't know who this person is. I assumed someone was going to go "leave him alone he's from the old days like swamper!".

[Sethomas]

Swamper's superiority to this person is manifest. Swamper's superiority to us all is manifest.

[noob3]

she's one of those people who does not know that they are really awful but thinks that's what makes them unique so they flaunt being awful

also she looks like a fat man

[DeadKennedys]

she's one of those people who does not know that they are really awful but thinks that's what makes them unique so they flaunt being awful

also she looks like a fat man

Quoted for absolute truth.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

do we really need to know who you are?

[Supafly345]

None of you truely realise how SMART she is for liking things that nobody else likes.

[Perndog]

You people are mean. Also, thanks Vila for bringing a little more Satan to this board. It's a lonely struggle for me sometimes.

[mburbank]

I agree, this is meanness for no reason, not Mockery. See, now, "Mockery" should be funny.

I thought the pamphlet was funny-ish.

I'm from Salem, Mass, and around this time of year we have all sorts of people handing out tracts to the tourista basically about how they are going to go to hell for enjoying Salem at Halloween.

The idea of a Satanist tract is funny.

Vila is not necessarily here saying, "Oh, I'm different, I'm Goth, I like Horror, I'm special" Or perhaps she is, but either

A.) GIVE HER A CHANCE
or
B.) MAKE FUN OF HER IN A FUNNY WAY

I HATE the I-mockery thing of "HEY YOU HAVE JUST ARRIVED SO YOU SUCK!"

WORK a little for God's sake.

[Emu]

But this person genuinely sucks max.

[mburbank]

But how do you even know yet?

[Vila]

My charming personality?

[Yggdrasill]

we all know know yggdrasill has a double meaning as well. Like "whats a yggdrasill?" and "how do I say yggdrasill"

[Yggdrasill]

I would post satanic pamphlets for the spanish peoples that say "From Vila ", since they'll stop and think "Oh in our country 'Vila' mean disspecable what ironocies!" but the tortillas get stuck in the printer. :(

[mburbank]

See, now, that was funny. Making an effort doesn't hurt.

[Shyandquietguy]

Mister Burbank?

[Emu]

Does this mean Bob Vila is uncouth slime?

[noob3]

who is bob vila

[mburbank]

This old uncouth house

[Misdemonar]

Posting materlistic satanic pamphlets is funny! oh the riot! I'm splitting sides!

[Shyandquietguy]

Mister Burbank?

[Zomboid]

I didn't pay attention to the title of this thread and when I read the first post and saw the picture I was wondering "who is this guy" :(

[Vila]

After I got back did think that. "Damn. I should have printed them in Spanish." I'll have to do that for next time I go to LA.

[Fathom Zero]

Hate New York City, it's cold and it's damp and all the people dressed like monkeys. Let's leave Chicago to the Eskimos. That town's a little bit too rugged for you and me, you bad girl.

[mburbank]

Yes, shy and quiet guy, what is it?

[glowbelly]

for the record: i made the bob vila joke first >:

[Shyandquietguy]

Dear Lord! I have epilipsy!

I didn't mean to bother you Burbank. I have to go.

[Shyandquietguy]

Actually, I just remembered what I was going to say.

Is it normal for you to get dizzy easier as you grow older? I think I've hit that spot.

[Guitar Woman]

Like how when you were 7 the push merry-go-round at the park was the fucking best thing ever, and now you can't even look at it without getting nausious?

Yes, it is a sign that your youth and vigor is slowly fading away from you.

[DeadKennedys]

So, Vila has proven her blandness and egotism... but I'll give her a chance, Mr. Mubarak.

Can we still mock zeldasbiggestfan in a mean way?

[Vila]

Eh, I dont mind how hard you come at me. I have 200 first and second cousins. Do you really think what you have to say about/to me is something I haven't heard ten thousand times before? Go ahead and do your worst if ganging up on the newbie is what makes you feel big bad and a valuable member of the site. Terry The Tweaker has better slams than some of the 'mean' things you guys have said to me.

What’s the worst that has been said? I'm a Ogre? I wish you would not come back? Oh wow. What powerfully hilarious slams those are. I stand in awe of the brilliant creativity of the members of the forums.

[Shyandquietguy]

Well, when I look up for a small period of time while doing work I somehoe get really dizzy when I look back at a level height. SO it must be neck muscles in some way. alskdfjlaskclasekraskdlaskdjflaskjdflkajlknl

[Chojin]

Is Terry the Tweaker related to Tim the Toolman?

[Chojin]

Also, Burbank is spot-on. Maybe I should start handing out 24-hour bans to people for not being funny while trolling.

Actually, you know what? I'm just gonna start handing out 24-hour bans instead of warning people. It is the ONLY WAY YOU FUCKERS WILL PAY ATTENTION.

So, DK and ZBF, 24 HOUR INTERNET JAIL for being unfunny homos.

Shyandquietguy, 24 HOUR INTERNET JAIL for failing to be shy and quiet in this thread.

[Yggdrasill]

200 cousins are you a fucking tribble? EAT EAT EAT

[Yggdrasill]

wait if 200 hundred cousins said ten thousand things to you thats like, 50 insults per cousin!

I doubt anyone really talks to you that much, vila

[Grislygus]

I was somewhat interested in making fun of this person again, but she/he/it/whatever is really boring and I couldn't be bothered to more than two of its sentences. Someone tell me if it's worth it.

[Terra]

Is this Vila another character? If so, a little fagging up wouldn't hurt this person.

[Vila]

No I'm Irish/English with everyone in my family having 7 children. My grand parents where seven my aunts and uncles are seven, I'm the middle of seven, and I have seven neices and nephews (So far my sister was just engaged) My cousins baby making ability getting close to the seven mark pre cousin....

Yes, my family does not believe in condoms and Christmas is a Bitch.

[noob3]

this thread sucks it's time to spruce it up guys

so who's been watching college football?

GO http://www.oscer.ou.edu/images/ou_logo_400x560.jpg

[Perndog]

Also, Burbank is spot-on. Maybe I should start handing out 24-hour bans to people for not being funny while trolling.

Actually, you know what? I'm just gonna start handing out 24-hour bans instead of warning people. It is the ONLY WAY YOU FUCKERS WILL PAY ATTENTION.

So, DK and ZBF, 24 HOUR INTERNET JAIL for being unfunny homos.

Shyandquietguy, 24 HOUR INTERNET JAIL for failing to be shy and quiet in this thread.

FASCIST

[Guitar Woman]

I was going to protest you banning a cool guy like DeadKennedys, but looking back on the thread he was kind of being a big jerk.

Not that Vila doesn't deserve it!

[Vila]

Funny... no one here seems to like me yet we're on page three.

[tenno]

I'm going to take her sigs advice and drink till she's pretty and then punch her in the face. In case that fails, and it will since there's like 17 chins to wobble my fist through I'll resort to making internet insults at poorly framed photograph avatars.

Then I will say, "Hey Fatty-Boom-Ba-Latty!", and finally sever myself from reality at the sheer 'awesomness' that her random post has become; a site of Chojin powerness, nay a focai of mediator and mod power, turning like a sleepy god awoke on the ley lines of my interbutt e-penis.

Wiggle my fish!:squigly

[Fathom Zero]

this thread sucks it's time to spruce it up guys

so who's been watching college football?

GO http://www.oscer.ou.edu/images/ou_logo_400x560.jpg

I'm SOONER born, I'm SOONER bred, and when I die, I'll be SOONER dead!

[Yggdrasill]

I guess your not much of a page turner, and I don't get how being white/white means you have to have a lot of kids.

[tenno]

Hah. The world tree isn't amused with you.

[Chojin]

I have no idea what Tenno just said.

Also, I am curious to know when Vila is going to earn her name in this thread. Will a relay race be involved?

Also more details on your family structure and history in every thread on the forum, prz.

[mburbank]

this thread rules

[tenno]

I did my part. I gave nonsense.

[Terra]

Funny... no one here seems to like me yet we're on page three.

Well, we don't have Mock Wars anymore so...

[tenno]

It's funny how it died. Like on page 3.