NEW GRAB BAG: "THE WICKED CHRISTIAN HELL HOUSE KIT!"

[Mockery]

Ok, no more dilly-dallying this Halloween season, now we're getting to the REALLY scary stuff with Max's latest piece...

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/wicked-christian-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/wicked-christian.php)
NEW GRAB BAG: "THE WICKED CHRISTIAN HELL HOUSE KIT!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/wicked-christian.php

Enjoy!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Awesome, Max.....

[Protoclown]

Max, that was hilarious! I take it you've seen the "Hell House" documentary, or whatever the hell it was called?

[MarioRPG]

When you order the "Wicked Christina"...

An awesome article. I think I had a Wicked Christian demon doctor once.

[mburbank]

Aw, man! I ALWAYS make that typo!

Proto, no, actually, but I did read a big article on the documentary and the phenomenon a few years back, and their website offered lots of hillarious info.

[Cfr5]

"Wicked Christina" was the prostitute who taught him about up front costs and the back end.

[DuFresne]

He also called it the "hello house".

[mburbank]

I have learning disabilities.

[Mockery]

Damn you, Max.

[mburbank]

ok. see u in hell then.

[Chojin]

IF ONLY PERNDOG HAD PROOFREAD THIS

But yeah, seriously, assloads of typos in this one. Also, I got really bored :<