The Comebacks

[Womti]

http://imdb.com/title/tt0790804/
I'm not sure how this will turn out, I only want to see it for all the sports spoofs it has.
(it's also directed by Tom Brady.)

[Grislygus]

An abominably shitty sports parody parodies a marginally shitty sports parody. I believe that is a harbinger of a real-life Idiocracy

[Odd Duck]

http://imdb.com/title/tt0790804/
I'm not sure how this will turn out, I only want to see it for all the sports spoofs it has.
(it's also directed by Tom Brady.)


The trailer is hilarious, I'd see this. BTW, the film's director is another Tom Brady, not the football player. Just a funny coincidence.

[Yggdrasill]

Was the title "Another Sports Movie" taken? I seriously that that was going to be the title 10 seconds into the trailer.

[Womti]

you're fucking gay.

[Yggdrasill]

for not like Sports Movie. Or for being gay?

[Womti]

you're not just being gay, you're just being gay.

[Grislygus]

Let's hear a big hand for womti, everyone!

[DeadKennedys]

Watch out, kids. Being gay will make you be gay.

[Guitar Woman]

Did the guys who wrote the Scary Movie scripts have anything to do with this?

[HickMan]

Instead of going out to pay 8 bucks to see this pile of shit, my buddies and me will stay home and watch the best movie ever.

Predator

Isn't that such a great movie, guys?

[Grislygus]

"Dontcha know that stuff'll make ya a goddam sexual Ty-ranno-saurus?"

[Jixby Phillips]

http://imdb.com/title/tt0790804/
I'm not sure how this will turn out, I only want to see it for all the sports spoofs it has.
(it's also directed by Tom Brady.)

Man you are such a worthless person.

So the movie that is nothing but sports spoofs, you want to see it for the sports spoofs.

Also it should be a no-brainer that this will be shitty and horrible. It should be a prerequisite for this board. GET OUT OF HERE

[HickMan]

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/KevinGilvear/predator3.jpg!

[Guitar Woman]

I watched Predator first with my asshole grandma who kept complaining about how cheesy and unrealistic it was with all the violence, so I could not enjoy it at all >:

[ArrowX]

This thread is now about Predator.

Because even predator 2 was better than this "comebacks" movie will be.

[Womti]

This thread is now about Predator.


no, this thread is now about drugs. I drink cough syrup, what about the rest of you guys?

[Grislygus]

One of my friends is, has always been, and probably always will be, absolutely convinced that Billie Dee Williams was in Predator.

[HickMan]

Yeah...Predator's one badass movie. I think Jesse Ventura's death scene was sheer cinematic brilliance.

ArrowX, we dont talk about Predator 2. That movie's a shit box

[darkvare]

yeah predator rocked but instead of buying that one i boguth fight club for $6.99

[HickMan]

Good deal but I think Predator's still better. But then again Predator is THE ultimate movie IMO!

http://www.wicked-vision.com/images_vgl/P/Predator_2Fox_pic5.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

I am going to watch Predator again tonight because of this thread

[HickMan]

It's the winner of the coolest award for Best Opening To a Motion Picture. Just watch for the helicopter and for the music to kick in. It pumps me up every time

[HickMan]

You guys could thank me later for making this thread completely badass

[darkvare]

now imagine "predator 3: the governator strikes"

[HickMan]

Isn't predator awesome guys?

[darkvare]

you bet your ass

[Fathom Zero]

I like Eraser. :(

[Womti]

hickman you are such a bully :tear

[HickMan]

For Sweetest Day I had to go watch some gay Across the Universe movie that basically redid a bunch of Beatles songs. It was total crap and the only reason I went was cuz I knew I was gettin' some. Later that night I told my date that we need to even the scores and watch a movie I chose. We proceeded to my house where we began to watch Predator. She tried making 'whoopie' with me but I refused until the movie was over. Once the end credits ran we began to fornicate. Happy Sweetest Day guys

[Grislygus]

Happy Sweetest Day!


Across the Universe seriously looks gay, though.

[HickMan]

It tried to be all Yellow Submarine and also have a comprehensive plot. About love and how mean the army is. I don't have a vagina. So naturally I thought it was horrible.

[Guitar Woman]

I wanted to see that movie for a while, but didn't pay attention to the trailer and thought it was just a chick flick with a Beatles heavy soundtrack. Which I could have dug, because I like the Beatles, and I am a fag who enjoys a chick flick every now and then. But if the writing talent are going to be a bunch of lazy fags and not even compose any of the songs in their musical themselves, then fuck em.


Anyway, after watching Predator this weekend, I went and played Alien vs Predator 2 on my computer and got to BE the Predator. The PRIMAL ROAR when you take someone's head as a trophy is the most satisfying thing EVER.

[HickMan]

I like it when Predator shoots Bo Duke in the head and the screen turns all red.

Oh and Alien VS Predator Requiem actually looks cool :(

AND!

Predator was in South Park last night!

[Womti]

ok so predator is cool >:

[darkvare]

ok so predator is cool >:
not just cool awesome

[HickMan]

Not just awesome but way more awesome then The Comebacks and Across The Universe put together times infinity

[HickMan]

This thread should always be number one in the movies forum

[darkvare]

damn check this shit out
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/830/830667/aliens-vs-predator-requiem-20071026042116189.jpg

[HickMan]

http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesVentura/ventura_predator.jpg
What the fuck?

[HickMan]

Gonna tell Aunt Mary 'bout Uncle John,
he wrote us that he missed us, but I know he's having fun
Oh baby,
ye-e-e-eh baby,
woo-o-o-oh baby,
havin' me some fun tonight.

Well, long tall Sally she's
built for speed, she got
everything that Uncle John need
Oh baby,
ye-e-e-eh baby,
woo-o-o-oh baby,
havin' me some fun tonight.
Well, I saw Uncle John with long tall Sally.
He saw Aunt mary comin' and he ducked back in the alley.
Oh baby,
[Long Tall Sally lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

ye-e-e-eh baby,
woo-o-o-oh baby,
havin' me some fun tonight.

We're gonna have some fun tonight,
gonna have some fun tonight.
We're gonna have some fun tonight,
everything will be alright.
We're gonna have some fun,
gonna have some fun tonight.
We're gonna have some fun tonight,
gonna have some fun tonight.
We're gonna have some fun tonight,
everything will be alright.
We're gonna have some fun,
gonna have some fun tonight.

[Womti]

Isn't predator awesome guys?

Isnt Hickman gay guys?