Are you happy?

[Wil.E.Coyote]

Ahoy-hoy.

Right, I'm Matt, and I am currently undertaking a project/experiment thing concerning happiness. Essentially, for the next 100 days, anything that would make you genuinely happy, I will do. Any suggestions you have, be they serious or spectacular or ridiculous or weird or embarrassing or mental; anything that will make you happy, I will do.

It'd make you happy if I spelt out your name in Cheerios in Trafalgar Square? No worries mate, I'm on it. You want to know what actually happens if you eat Mentos then drink Coke? Fine, if it'll make you happy, I'll do so in a jiffy. You'd be happy if you want to meet up in Starbucks, or you want me to send you money, or you'd like to see me stuff my shirt with garbage and roll in some racoons? Then yes, yes, yes; say I, I will do ANYTHING!

So how d'you send me your suggestion? Couldn't be easier - simply drop me a mail at makingothershappier@gmail.com . I mean, why not? You're sitting there at your computer now, with the power to make me do whatever you want in the name of happiness at your fingertips. In just a click of a button you could be made genuinely happy!

It's worth noting I can only do suggestions given to me via e-mail, so there's not much point just leaving your suggestions in the forum comments. For my wee youtube video, check out - http://youtube.com/watch?v=fYapbkFTaP8

Go on. Live a little. I'm not a spammer - I'm just a regular joe intent on making strangers happy, so give it a go...

makingothershappier@gmail.com or, if for some reason that messes up, try makingothershappy@hotmail.com instead.

Cheers.

[Guitar Woman]

Kill yourself.


Haha but srsly I'd appreciate you sending me a big briefcase full of money that would be awesome

[Wil.E.Coyote]

Kill yourself.


Haha but srsly I'd appreciate you sending me a big briefcase full of money that would be awesome

Brilliant. I can imagine that would make anyone happy - how would you like it sent to you?

By the way, all happy requests must be sent through email I'm afraid - saves me having to pore over 50 forums every morning and stops suggestions getting lost or deleted: makingothershappier@gmail.com

Cheers man.

[Cfr5]

Are you happy doing this, Matt?

[Wil.E.Coyote]

Are you happy doing this, Matt?

It's swings and roundabouts really. Most of the time I'm happy with it - tis a difference from the normal boredom and routine. Obviously there's some moments where I think I'm going to have a hernia through stress, but mostly its all in good fun.

How about you? Are you happy? Could I make you happier, perchance??

makingothershappier@gmail.com

[Guitar Woman]

I bet this guy is Atari Dragon.

[Wil.E.Coyote]

I bet this guy is Atari Dragon.

See I have literally know idea who that is. If its an insult I might need it explained, I'm afraid...

[Cfr5]

I got a pretty bitchin' job, so I'm good.

[Wil.E.Coyote]

I got a pretty bitchin' job, so I'm good.

Fair dos, but surely there's something pretty small I could do for you; something minor just to put a smile on your face, perchance?

makingothershappier@gmail.com

[Emu]

And I'm sure that if I were to email you and ask you for, say, a hug, you'd then subscribe my email to dozens of pornography sites.

[Wil.E.Coyote]

And I'm sure that if I were to email you and ask you for, say, a hug, you'd then subscribe my email to dozens of pornography sites.

Definitely not. I mean if you have a potter round youtube you can clearly see I'm doing these challenges. Case and point - http://youtube.com/watch?v=_q0voNgUhlk , for example.

I'm a real person and I'm genuinely doing these inherently stupid things - not some horrible spammer who's going to sign you up to porn and medicines.

[DeadKennedys]

Ease up. I sent him an email with my request (vintage '95 my little pony playset) and he wrote back to me with perfect english, using interjections, colloquialisms, etc., and didn't even try to sell my viagra.

It's sad when someone tries to at least say something nice (action is better, still waiting on my ponies), and they're accused of being a fake.

[Fathom Zero]

Will you indulge my sexual fetishes? EDIT: Oh wait, that movie will do just fine.

Anywho, stare at the sun full-on for twenty seconds while spinning round and round and attempt to juggle a small cactus plant afterward.

Dunno if you're gonna do it or not, but it'd be a nice gesture. By the way, how'd you come to this site?

[Wil.E.Coyote]

Will you indulge my sexual fetishes? EDIT: Oh wait, that movie will do just fine.

Anywho, stare at the sun full-on for twenty seconds while spinning round and round and attempt to juggle a small cactus plant afterward.

Dunno if you're gonna do it or not, but it'd be a nice gesture. By the way, how'd you come to this site?

Usually I insist all suggestions are sent to makingothershappier@gmail.com , but that's probably a suifficiently good request that I'll do it anyways. If you want the youtube link send me a mail and I'll reply with it.

I'm basically trying to spread this throughout a wide spectrum of forums to see what kind of responses I get. I guess that way I get the most suggestions and I get to use fancy words like "spectrum", so tis all good really.

Any other takers? makingothershappier@gmail.com

[Guitar Woman]

Why do you find it neccessary to include your email address twice in every post you make

[Chojin]

it's what makes him happy

[Chojin]

i've made MY happiness request, how about you guys

btw his youtube video doesn't have many hits, so I'm going to assume that if he's a spammer, he isn't savvy enough to market this well, and if he's for real, it's most likely a school project on social sciences. NO DOUBT HE WILL GET AN A+++++++++++++++++++++++++

I'll take pictures of my 360 elite when he sends it to me, ok guys? I may even keep a running countdown in this thread!

By the way if he actually complies with this, I'll make a video response on youtube confirming it and will sticky this thread. IT IS ONLY FAIR TO MAKE HIM HAPPY TOO WOULDN'T YOU AGREE

[Wil.E.Coyote]

i've made MY happiness request, how about you guys

btw his youtube video doesn't have many hits, so I'm going to assume that if he's a spammer, he isn't savvy enough to market this well, and if he's for real, it's most likely a school project on social sciences. NO DOUBT HE WILL GET AN A+++++++++++++++++++++++++

I'll take pictures of my 360 elite when he sends it to me, ok guys? I may even keep a running countdown in this thread!

By the way if he actually complies with this, I'll make a video response on youtube confirming it and will sticky this thread. IT IS ONLY FAIR TO MAKE HIM HAPPY TOO WOULDN'T YOU AGREE

No this isn't some odd social sciences project, but I shall endeavour to get your 360 to you as soon as possible - you're actually the second person to ask for one; maybe I'll get some kind of discount if I buy two...

Any other requests - makingothershappier@gmail.com

And for Guitar Woman, that's makingothershappier@gmail.com

Thought I'd try and keep the two-a-post average up...

[Chojin]

haha, this guy is all right ;> even if he doesn't buy me overpriced hardware

[Obscurus Lupa]

Sent in my suggestion. :D The videos are pretty funny by the way.

[Yggdrasill]

I asked for a conservative $250 and thats it.

[Dr. V]

Who does this guy think he is? Happy Mask Guy?

[MLE]

I would like a Moog Theremin Etherwave! If I recieve one, I will make a thank you song using it and post it on youtube! I'll even try to make my cat play it instead.

I like other people making me happy!


<3

EDIT: I also would like for you to play the star trek original series theme on it first and post it on youtube! That would make me smile for WEEKS

[Wil.E.Coyote]

Those are all sterling replies - can I coerce those who haven't sent theirs yet to write in? Please?

Come on the naysayers out there - I open the gauntlet to all happy suggestions far and wide. What can you think of, eh? Can anyone think of a happy suggestion I WON'T do? Think what act of whimsy or foolishness might cheer you up, let me know at makingothershappier@gmail.com , and watch your crazed suggestion come to life!

Cheers.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

i've made MY happiness request, how about you guys

btw his youtube video doesn't have many hits, so I'm going to assume that if he's a spammer, he isn't savvy enough to market this well, and if he's for real, it's most likely a school project on social sciences. NO DOUBT HE WILL GET AN A+++++++++++++++++++++++++

I'll take pictures of my 360 elite when he sends it to me, ok guys? I may even keep a running countdown in this thread!

By the way if he actually complies with this, I'll make a video response on youtube confirming it and will sticky this thread. IT IS ONLY FAIR TO MAKE HIM HAPPY TOO WOULDN'T YOU AGREE

I've also made my happiness request. If he follows thought, I too will post pictures of my happiness

[Grislygus]

Mine's easy. If he can do it, I will post pictures of a fat man performing Eric Cartman's "Germanboy" dance (in full costume) since said fat man will have lost a bet if this guy succeeds.

[Kenster102.5]

Just sit in a corner and make yourself useless for the rest of your life.

[Guitar Woman]

What was your end of the bet, Gris?

[Misdemonar]

Sodomy, no doubt! Ar har har har har!

[Guitar Woman]

Man, I really really really need a new video card for my computer but I want some indication that this guy isn't gonna show up at my house and murder me after I give him my mailing adress :[

[Chojin]

Well, he lives in australia or something for starters

[Womti]

I want a free laptop :rolleyes

[Emu]

I want a factory sealed black label copy of Final Fantasy 7 is that doable get back to me thanks

[Undead]

You've Got Mail - and I even promise none of the ways you can make me happy involve severed limbs or Bear baiting!

[Wil.E.Coyote]

I want a factory sealed black label copy of Final Fantasy 7 is that doable get back to me thanks

Probably. I mean I'm not a huge FF fan so your request might be the effective holy grail of the role-playing world for all I know, but as usual, I'll try my best with every suggestion sent to me.

makingothershappier@gmail.com

[Emu]

It is :( The only one that would rival that would be a factory sealed FF1 or FFT probably

[Womti]

what about my laptop?

[Wil.E.Coyote]

what about my laptop?

Did you send it in a mail?

[Womti]

http://198.170.88.241/coin-operated.com/?p=456
I want one of these, ok?

[Chojin]

Shouldn't you ask him for a home :<

PRIORITIZE

[Obscurus Lupa]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wt4RBfKoCnU
Holy frijole! He did the cactus juggling!

[Guitar Woman]

I hope Fathom is proud of himself.

[Chojin]

He didn't stare at the sun first, but the scream made up for it :<

Emily gave me a small cactus plant once and I put it on top of the shelf on my desk. One day I was moving something off of the desk and the plant fell off and I'd tried to catch it in my hand, with similar results.

[Obscurus Lupa]

I fell into a barrel cactus when I was little. That sucked.

Oh, and I hate the cactus that has the needles that blow off of it and ONTO YOU. But I've only come across them once in a field.

[Wil.E.Coyote]

He didn't stare at the sun first, but the scream made up for it :<

Emily gave me a small cactus plant once and I put it on top of the shelf on my desk. One day I was moving something off of the desk and the plant fell off and I'd tried to catch it in my hand, with similar results.

Yeah sorry for not staring at the sun folks. It was a really rubbishy murky day and I couldn't be doing with keeping this nasty cactus lying about until it was sunny.

That cactus, it might interest you to know, has left four scars.

[MLE]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaggghhhh!!

[Wil.E.Coyote]

A bit cheeky to ask, I know, but does anybody know anywhere else I could post news of my wee happy project? Forums, message boards, websites, anything really. Cheers.

[Guitar Woman]

Man, I feel really bad about being a dick to this guy earlier. When I find a suitable image I hope he is able to make me an awesome t-shirt!

[Sethomas]

I'd say "get me back into an academic program", but I can only imagine disaster coming about from such a request.

[Supafly345]

I want a drugless method to keep my girlfriend from getting depressed every time she eats something.

[MarioRPG]

The Cactus thing was good.

EDIT: I wish I could think of something

[Wil.E.Coyote]

The Cactus thing was good.

EDIT: I wish I could think of something

Well if you do think of something, anything, please please do mail it to me - that'd be awesome.

makingothershappier@gmail.com

Cheers.

[Dixie]

You seem like a very nice boy. I'll save you alot of physical pain and time and tell you now that you'll find most people are greedy and sadistic. I commend you on your commitment though, it is very inspirational.

[Dr. V]

is it just me or does this guy follow the laws of the common whore?

[Dixie]

Even whores have their place in nature, Doctor.

[Dr. V]

Alright, well I emailed him. Lets see where this goes. I'm intrigued.

[Fathom Zero]

I love you and I will do anything short of sexual favors to make you happy, sir.

[Wil.E.Coyote]

I love you and I will do anything short of sexual favors to make you happy, sir.

Well if you're chickening out of some sordid sexual acts, I guess if you wanted to make me happy you could let some other people know of my little happy project. Tell anyone at all and I'd be massively grateful. Cheers.

If there's any other takers out there - makingothershappier@gmail.com

[Chojin]

Don't know who locked this thread, but cut it out, you thread-locker, you.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm still waiting for my triple rectifier... >:

[Grislygus]

He's bitten off more than he could chew. All he needs to do for me is find out where I can purchase or import a genuine pair of ledierhosen and a jaegerhood. Prepare to unleash scorn and vindictive denouncements.

[Dr. V]

I want a vintage Kramer Vanguard.

[ArrowX]

I want: a compressed air tank, 20 euros, 2 real gold doubloons, 16 un-inflated blue balloons, 3 blank vhs tapes, 2 pounds of potassium chloride, and a cell phone.

[MLE]

I have a real silver dubloon hanging around my neck

[LegoLars]

Yes. I'm so happy right now. I'm also not a virgin.

[Perndog]

What's with the requests to buy you stuff, you assholes? Get with the spirit of the thing. I'll think of a good request and get it e-mailed over.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm gonna ask him to turn THIS (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2899/1192241917685ft1.jpg) into a T-Shirt for me. If you guys can think of something better, now's the time to speak up!

[JediScum]

you should get this for a t-shirt instead

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/metallica.jpg

[Chojin]

What's with the requests to buy you stuff, you assholes? Get with the spirit of the thing. I'll think of a good request and get it e-mailed over.

Well excuuuuuse me princess if having someone do something zany on youtube (OF ALL PLACES) just doesn't DO it for me.

[Wil.E.Coyote]

What's with the requests to buy you stuff, you assholes? Get with the spirit of the thing. I'll think of a good request and get it e-mailed over.

Nice one - that'd be a superb thing.

makingothershappier@gmail.com

Cheers.

[MarioRPG]

YOU'RE STILL HERE?!

[Kant spelz]

Do you do assassinations?

[Wil.E.Coyote]

Do you do assassinations?

Yes. Not solely for happy suggestions either. Sometimes I just do them for a laugh.

[Wil.E.Coyote]

Just a wee little update - I've actually made my own forum now, brilliantly. I didn't even know it was possible for regular joes like me to have their own forum, but I certainly do, and I'm now an 'admin'. Lovely stuff. Unfortunately it's got pitifully few members at the mo, so is a bit rubbish - if you could take a look at it and maybe bung in a post or two that'd be awesome. http://makeothershappy.proboards91.com . Cheers.

makingothershappier@gmail.com

[Perndog]

British slang is funny.

[sloth]

You know what, that was the highlight of my week. And my week's been pretty great! Thanks for sticking it to Nelson Mandela and making me a happy man. You're a good guy and I wish you the best with this. Recommended AAAA++++

[Wil.E.Coyote]

Ey up everyone. For those that don't know, I'm currently swanning about trying to make others happy - anything you ask me to which would make you happy, simply mail it in and I shall perform it. I come perusing the forums once more for the final sweep of everyones happy suggestions, so what can you come up with? This may be your last chance to get your crazy requests in and be made happy! Whatever act of foolishness or happy-making you can think of, let me know at makingothershappier@gmail.com , and I shall perform it. Once again you can see my youtube video here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fYapbkFTaP8, and my antics have even made the papers as you can see here - http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/2017/2017379/have_a_hug_and_be_happy .

So go on! Give it a shot!

[MarioRPG]

I'll take you up on your ridiculous offer.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Sending an email soon for a 360. I am afraid of being shot by this dude, but if he does send me something I'm postin' it everywhere. Forrizzeal.

[Fathom Zero]

Haha, my request is up on the paper.

YOU'LL BE AN INTERNET SUPERSTAR ONE OF THESE DAYS, KID. I CAN SEE IT.

[HungryWantBiddy]

I sent him an e-mail... will post again when/if I hear back.

[MarioRPG]

HAHA! YES! I've received an affirmative response. I am going to be very pleased.

[HungryWantBiddy]

I too have received an affirmative response...very quickly, I might add. This kid's on top of things.

[Chojin]

I didn't get the riches he promised me :<

[Blue Gularis]

Since I already have everything I want I am happy just to see someone like that exists. Long live Matt Rose!

[Eyelobe]

I aim for simple contentment. Happiness is elusive.

Then again, I've had real moments of the good shit...actual bliss...

[Fathom Zero]

I didn't get the riches he promised me :<

Crazy people don't get things handed to them on platters.

[MetalMilitia]

I don't know about happy but every time I think of this PM from Fartin I smile and forget my troubles:

I couldn't sleep last night after looking at that scat porn >:

[Chojin]

No, see, Fathom, I'm an adult. You may not always understand how we work, but know that it's probably in your best interests!

But all the same, if someone promised me a golden hippo and then didn't deliver it doesn't mean I can't hate them for it.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Oh yes you can.

[Chojin]

http://www.amazon.com/Only-Grammar-Book-Youll-Ever/dp/1580628559/ref=pd_bbs_5?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195440391&sr=8-5

[Dr. V]

I didn't get my 360 or the cure for crones disease.

[HungryWantBiddy]

been two weeks...

[Dr. V]

All hope is lost. Wah wah wahHhHhHhH....

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm tired of pretending I can look past others faults even on the whole of the understanding that I am in a college dorm all on the basis of making sure there isn't conflict or some unhappy camper just so I can keep on going through this place. (and I don't mean on big shit, I just can't look past the smaller fucking inconviences anymore on people's personalities, fuck, I can't even go to the cafeteria without some fucking will of me throwing the food on the floor, smashing it and breaking all of dishware; its like I do it just to make sure I have some control of myself.)

You have ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. Take it along fellas!

[Dr. V]

What?

[sloth]

whoa! i get the feeling this is a new era for shy and quiet guy! youre doing good champ, just keep it a little more comprehensible next time!

[Dr. V]

Did he just quote Ironic?

[HungryWantBiddy]

Did he just quote Ironic?

he so totally did.