So I'm new

[Kant spelz]

No, the common practice is to make a "Hi, I'm new!" thread.

Alright, here I am, adore me.

[Chojin]

IT'S ABOUT TIME

[Fathom Zero]

You're avatar scares me, man. I think I'm spacing out.

[Kant spelz]

IT'S ABOUT TIME
I know I'm late to the party.
But it was byob anyways.

[Kant spelz]

When do I get a custom title? I've been here like 30 minutes now.
I deserve one.
Probably more then you guys.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

well, first you have to post something worthwhile.
then, you have to stop being completely retarded and set up your custom title.

have a nice day

[Kant spelz]

Hi I never get laid, and no one liked me in school, so I bully people on message baords.

Hey dude I fixed this for you.

[Fathom Zero]

haha, I like this guy. I think he's been here before.

[Mockery]

When do I get a custom title? I've been here like 30 minutes now.
I deserve one.
Probably more then you guys.
Welcome to the forums and I dig your avatar too. To answer your question about custom titles, you can set them yourself just by going into your User Control Panel and choosing "Edit Profile". Piece o' cake.

:meat

[Kant spelz]

Wow that's easy.
I should have done that right away instead of posting a thread about my penis.
Thanks!

[WhiteRat]

You aren't new you dirty hick. Stop lying to us all, we've known you for years!

[Kant spelz]

You aren't new you dirty hick. Stop lying to us all, we've known you for years!

No Honest, I'm fresh meat.
I'm just so jaded I seem like a natural for dis here place.

[darkvare]

a little too natural to be new

[WhiteRat]

a little too natural to be new

Seconding that.

I don't trust him. I'm going to get to the bottom of this and figure out who this guy really is.

[Uncle_Sham]

You're avatar scares me, man. I think I'm spacing out.
I second that, Wtf is it?

[Chojin]

He can't be a returning member, guys - Editing quotes and going 'FIXED' is the sort of comedic shot-in-the-arm this board has been sorely lacking for YEARS.

DK, was that comment funny enough for you or should I revise it to meet protocol

[WhiteRat]

Fine, if you people refuse to open our eyes and see that this "new" guy isn't really new at all that's fine with me. But I won't be around to see what this wolf in sheep's clothing does to this board.

[DuFresne]

I had an feeling that he was Fartin for a awhile, but now I'm not sure. I'm not picking up on the stylistic cues I'd think I would if it was him.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I think if it was fartin, he would have whined a little about Kevin and posted one of his strange plays.

[ArrowX]

I have my suspicions that its actually sports.

I am also requesting where his avatar comes from

[MarioRPG]

Hey Fartin.

[noob3]

I hate this guy, because I saw the awful short film where his avatar came from. It was some foreign CGI movie, it was the worst animation I have ever seen. It was suppose to be stylized or some thing, but it just looked repulsing and did not add anything to the movie.

When I see this guy, I think of that awful movie. I think this guy is awful like the movie.

[Kant spelz]

Hey let me jump on this bandwagon too.
Screw you new guy.

[Fathom Zero]

NO DOGS ALLOWED.

[noob3]

fuck noobs

[Kant spelz]

I don't get the inside jokes because I'm new.
Fuckers.
Dumb it down a bit.

[Kant spelz]

I am also requesting where his avatar comes from
it's a secret to everyone.

[Kant spelz]

I hate this guy, because I saw the awful short film where his avatar came from. It was some foreign CGI movie, it was the worst animation I have ever seen. It was suppose to be stylized or some thing, but it just looked repulsing and did not add anything to the movie.

When I see this guy, I think of that awful movie. I think this guy is awful like the movie.

Keep this secret between us ok, it's a secret.
I know I can trust you ok?

Triple post, fuck yeah!

[noob3]

can we ban this guyu

[Kant spelz]

can we ban this guyu
No but you're more then welcome to go fuck yourself.

[Kant spelz]

I like your sig.
Closet-fagmon was my favorite pokemon too.

Lol nice geocities homepage, welcome to the internet.

[Emu]

Dude jigglypuff is the Official Mascot of i-Mockery since Pickleman died of sleeping sickness last year RIP 2006.

[Guitar Woman]

can we ban this guy

[WhiteRat]

This guy is breathing new life into I-mock with his triple posts, sassy wit, and his creative usage of the word "fuck". C'mon guys, we need him more than he needs us!

[Chojin]

In case you haven't picked up on it yet, Spelz, you're not really supposed to make a 'hi I'm new' thread. You'd know that if someone hadn't decided to take down the rules and guidelines from the main page, but they're in the questions & suggestions forum if you'd like a look.

Everyone that's going 'go away' or 'ban', shut up. He's certainly better than a lot of the new people that have showed up recently.

[ItalianStereotype]

f'realz, this guy isn't so bad. he's one phoenix wright animated gif short of winning my heart!

[Guitar Woman]

Who reads the rules anyway? I certainly haven't after 3 years.

[Emu]

I read them all every day. It's the key to my success.

[Guitar Woman]

THEN AGAIN I LEARNED THEM THE HARD WAY WHEN BAPE AND CO BEAT THEM INTO ME

[Dr. V]

This guy's cool. He distracts from the fact that I'm super lame.

[darkvare]

he win my heart after the closet-fagmon thing

[noob3]

how is jigglypuff a closet fagmon there is girl versions and boy versions, if you leave them in a daycare long enough they'll fuck eachother and make babies guys come on

[darkvare]

cause both "versions" look girly an pink