Durian

[Fathom Zero]

Can someone tell me how to obtain this elusive nasty fruit?

[Esuohlim]

I'm sorry it's not possible because not even Mario can obtain them he has to kick them around because they're too pointy :(

[MLE]

Any asian mart will have them. Especially korean asian marts. Although I advise strongly against giving into your curiosity.

[Fathom Zero]

I heard they're actually bad for you due to all the fat. I will have one.

[MLE]

They smell horrendous.

[Fathom Zero]

That's half the fun.

[Blue Gularis]

Don't eat durian with alcohol, it can seriously make you sick. Bad sick. Also, eat it outside unless you want your place to reek like shit for a week. Strangely enough, they actually taste kind of good.

[Guitar Woman]

Of course it tastes good, why the fuck else would you want to eat a fruit that smells like an underserviced porta-potty?

[Blue Gularis]

Actually, as I said they only taste "kind of good" but Thais eat cockroaches so go figure.

[Fathom Zero]

Of course it tastes good, why the fuck else would you want to eat a fruit that smells like an underserviced porta-potty?

I think you're just chiming in with a quote from Wikipedia, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt on this one.

If what people say is true, it's a really sweet, nutty flavor. Also, the meat looks a lot like organs. :barf

I must have it.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

i use to eat durian a lot when i was young.
do you know there's one type of durian called CAT SHIT... i haven't got the chance to taste it myself but i bet they smell and taste like it.
durians are actually national fruit of my country. they call it THE KING OF ALL FRUITS. the name durian means:
durian = spiked fruit.

see, i'm the intelligencer here:lol

*some useful tip*
if one's finish eating it, pour some water into the shell, and drink from it. it'll kills the nasty smell in your mouth.

[Fathom Zero]

Now that's something I hadn't heard.

[Sethomas]

Zako, change your title to "the intelligencer here" RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

[JediScum]

Hey Fathom,

Did you ever locate one of these "Kings of All Fruit" yet? I'm curious as, after scanning Wikipedia, it sounds disgusting enough to try.

Oh, why did I move away from Austin? Asian markets galore there...

[Fathom Zero]

I'll get one when I go up to Cincinnati for Christmas. All I have are Korean markets and I've checked them out already.