Mockers IRL

[Sethomas]

How many of you have met at least one fellow mocker in REAL LIFE?

I've met two. First was the lovely and brilliant Swamper, and second was the lovely and brilliant CLAspinter AKA Grandfather Smash AKA laforzadeldestino AKA theapportioner.

If any of you remember Feueraffe from years past, we've lived in the same two counties at the same time, we have two mutual friends (well, one is a lame-ass who hates me now), we avidly read each other's LJ's, we were going to watch a movie together but it fell through, and one time she spotted me walking down the street from her car. And? We've never actually met.

There used to be Mocker Conventions from time to time, but that was when you fucks were worth meeting. I never went!

[Sethomas]

OH YEAH, one time I got a phone call from the lovely and brilliant HughBristic saying she was a mile away from my dorm and wanted to have lunch with me. However, at the time I wasn't in my dorm because I'd gone home for the weekend. That made me VERY VERY SAD.

Oh, and Feueraffe? Totally lovely and brilliant.

[Guitar Woman]

I've been through a few close calls, but I've never actually met or talked to anyone.

I was in Willie's general area when they demolished the cooling tower for the trojan plant, MLE almost convinced me to give her my phone number but I pussed out at the last second, and I almost called Pub Lover but we both decided that would be way too wierd.

[corpexec44]

I met Chojin in Ocean City Maryland

[Emu]

I'm all alone. :(

[HungryWantBiddy]

no you're not, emu. don't fret :)

[Esuohlim]

I think the person who lives the closest to me would be kellychaos so no thanks

[Perndog]

I talked on the phone a couple of times with kahljorn.

[Supafly345]

I know all the people who came to this board because of me. Oh and I almost went on a booze cruize with Zomboid, but couldn't manage to get there.

[darkvare]

not phone but i talked with zomboid and arrow x over xbox live

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I've never spoken with anyone on the phone, nor met them face to face, only email exchanges with a few Mockers. :(
although, Sicktodeathmx lives in T-Town (if I remember correctly) and I'll be there Saturday for a game...and I don't even like Football. :(

[Womti]

I know lenor, willie, Seven Force and -RoG- on myspace.

[Emu]

That's not quite the same thing as knowing someone in real life

[DuFresne]

So, Using what I'm hereby calling the "womti formula" for converting internet pal-ness into IRL equivilants, we find:

I friend seth on Facebook
+ Seth friends me on Myspace
- Myspace's epic failure
x the sum so far by the fact that he'll actually respond to my messages
Divide the product by the fact that my messages are probably more annoying then I think them to be at the time, and...

= Seth's bratty little brother! Woo hoo!

[Sacks]

I found out someone who posted here for like a month knew one of my friends and this one time he got drunk for the first time and I ended up being the only one in the room. It was like the Loveline forum.

[AChimp]

I know SolidSnakeASS/RoyalTenenbaum and fatbinge. They don't post here anymore.

I have a hand-written note from Proto, and I sent glowbelly a birthday card long ago :O

[Terra]

My ex boyfriend/fiance used to post here. He told me to come here and post and then he ditched me. :(

[Zomboid]

What supafly and darkvare said. Also, I talked to italian on the phone.

SUPAFLY I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING NEXT SUMMER BUT IF ITS IN YOUR AREA AGAIN YOU BETTER MAKE IT, BRAW!

[Dr. Boogie]

I've met:

Sspad
BuffaloTom (doesn't post here anymore)
Glowbelly
Protoclown
George
George's ex-wife
Jaegermeister (doesn't post here anymore)
Rog
Re

and McClain

[MattJack]

My ex boyfriend/fiance used to post here. He told me to come here and post and then he ditched me. :(

Let this be a lesson to all mockers.

Don't unload your annoying significant other onto I-Mockery if you don't plan on sticking around to keep her in her place.

[Emu]

I remember Sspad met Vince once, that was great.

[MattJack]

I wonder how that worked out.

My fantasy I-mockery meet up would be Max and Vince.

They could go rent a star wars movie (for Max) and then go kill some dogs n shit (for Vince). Kind of like the old Odd Couple.

[bigtimecow]

:( no one for me

[Sebra]

chojin

[DeadKennedys]

I remember Sspad met Vince once, that was great.

I think that's in thread backups.

Oh god, go read "Bulk or Cut" for old time's sake

[mischief]

matt jack looks annoyingly fucking familiar. and lives in las vegas. which means i have probably met him. though i am guessing this means i hate him IRL as well

and i met that hot bitch sspadowsky earlier this year. i made him dinner and we had a great time!

[MattJack]

bitch shut up

[MattJack]

and make me some supper

[noob3]

i've met cliff steele & blackflag, also 110% & drawasidewalk joined because I MADE THEM! But they do not post here any more :/

i've talked to plenty of people on the phone, back when we use to have i-mock conference calls!

[Chojin]

Who the fuck are you, people who have met me? :<

I've met a bunch of people, though - been to two or three 'formal' mockmeets and have been casually stalked by a handful of people.

I also went to a party at Padonia Station once and a few people there had been reading the mock wars. It was totally weird!

[mew barios]

i met you, and some other people. back when i was cool, those days are over :O

[Terra]

Talked to Seven. Talked to Mad Max. Talked to glowbelly and that was awesome.

Talked to Seth but I think he damned me recently. :( But it was great talking to him, too! I talked to a few others but they don't don't post anymore so I have forgotten about much of it.

[WhiteRat]

I've talked to Seven Force several times on AIM but other than that I've never met any mockers outside of the forum. Somebody please hold me.

[Fathom Zero]

I've talked to Seven Force and Guitar Whoa-man through instant messenging, chatted with ArrowX, Timrpgland, and I believe Sam on Xbox Live.

Sam was very quiet.

[Dr. V]

I played Mario Kart DS with Fathom Zero once. Also I've talked to Achimp and DTD a couple times in Ventrilo. But that's the best I've done. :(

[Zomboid]

Oh yeah, and mattjack and I were making fun of people that are better than us at street fighter 2 over xbox live.

[MetalMilitia]

I think a few of you have misunderstood the concept of In Real Life - as in "not via the Internet of telephone".

That said I've not met anyone because I saw an advert once when they said you shouldn't meet people from the internet in case they rape you. It was probably aimed at 11 year old girls but I though it best not to take the chance.

[Sicktodeathmx]

I've hung out with Seven Force and Blue Oatmeal.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Those two homos I made go here and I thought I saw Willie. It wasn't :(

[Fathom Zero]

I played Mario Kart DS with Fathom Zero once.

? That's a bit hard considering I've never had the game.

[Dr. V]

Weird, I thought we did. Must have been someone else. See? That proves how minuscule it was.

[Carnivore]

I've met many, most of whom are ghosts now like me.

[Chojin]

:gigh

[Carnivore]

The gighest. Never forget that.

[mburbank]

I met RoG and Doopa and Proto and Chojin and Carnivore and Sspad and you were there, and you were there, and I think I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow

[mburbank]

oh, and Cherry.

And all of those people saw me dressed as a woman, which is something none of the rest of you will ever get to see unless you fan the BIG GREEN BABY.

[McClain]

I've met:

Sspad
BuffaloTom (doesn't post here anymore)
Glowbelly
Protoclown
George
George's ex-wife
Jaegermeister (doesn't post here anymore)
Rog
Re

*AHEM*

[Pub Lover]

07870653326 Call today. Extra weird! ;(

Uh, yeah. That's a UK number for those that need a country code. :lol

[Sethomas]

HOLY SHIT

[Dr. Boogie]

*AHEM*

Oh yeah, and that guy too. What's-his-name, there.

[Chojin]

You're back in the UK, Pub? I have a song about that.

[Guitar Woman]

THIS THREAD GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

[Guitar Woman]

Guys is Pub really back or is someone just fucking with me ;_;

[guitar man]

but was he ever gone?

[RaNkeri]

Never met any mockers IRL, and probably never will.
Unless I someday get an urge to travel to USA/Canada and someone would actually want to hang around with RaNkeri.

[Slinky Ferret]

Hold on, you mean you can talk to the people without the internet?

I actually really hate using the phone and also meeting people I've never met before. A couple of my online friends I've know for over ten years but I'm too shy to meet them face to face. Out of everyone on here, the only one I knew in real life doesn't come here at all now! :)

[Misdemonar]

HOLY SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

[MarioRPG]

Never met any mockers IRL, and probably never will.
Unless I someday get an urge to travel to USA/Canada and someone would actually want to hang around with RaNkeri.


I'd just want to hear a finnish accent, because I don't know how they sound.

[Rongi]

i live in the same neck of the woods as ant1030945876030860953

he seems like a cool guy. ant if you're reading this we should hang out and kill all the guidos or something!

[Protoclown]

I have met or know the following in person:

Mockery (he's an ass)
Doopa
Jaeger S. Meistersen
Glowbelly
Military Messiah
Killing Joke
Zero Signal
Sspadowsky
McClain
Dr. Boogie
Broverg
Nancy
Empty Gas Tank
Buffalotom
S Dole Mellipone
Chojin
MLE
Bim skala Bim
Sarcastro
Bag of Rox
Feralmew
Agent Burdock (and Josh)
Cherry
CLAspinster/theapportioner
Miss Modular
Carnivore
crazybiter
Max Burbank
Edorian
Orange Juice Bruce
Daphne
poppers620


Many of whom aren't around anymore. But they's all good peeps.

[Seven Force]

I met sicktodeathmx and her finacee and they are awesome people. :) It was a refreshing change of pace from being mugged by all the other people I met off the internet.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Damn, Proto....there are quite a few ghosts from the past on your list.

[Protoclown]

I know...I thought about leaving them off, but...MEMORIES

[mburbank]

I met Marcel Proust, who was not a Mocker, but did blow me.




He said he was Marcel Proust.


Who would say that if they weren't?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/05/09/Proust_060509102040493_wideweb__300x375.jpg


did that crazy bowtie tickle your sac?

[Pub Lover]

I have now met an I-Mocker in REAL life! :eek

Tropical is sitting right next to me right now! :eek

I am feeling his leg right now! :eek

I bet you guys can't wait to meet me! ;(

[certified virgin-a]

I only meat people off the internet that I can legally have sex with, so the answer is I've met at least 5 people so far.
:figure it out:

[Pub Lover]

I have now met an I-Mocker in REAL life! :eek

Tropical is sitting right next to me right now! :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PubicPubLover/tropicalpub21-11-2007.jpg
I really bet you guys can't wait to meet me! ;(

[Seven Force]

I bet you guys have the most steamy pillow-talk ever

[doopa]

I have met all of you in my heart. Truely.