Grislygus
Nov 5th, 2007, 12:56 PM
The Deaths of Ian Stone
Groundhog Day meets Satan. Taking all bets regarding quality.
Lake Dead
Rental at best.
The Mist
Stephen King, Frank Darabont, Misty Gooey Monsters.
Enjoyable way to pass an evening, guaranteed.
The Torturer
You can tell if you're going to watch this one from the title alone.
I Am Legend
You know how "I, Robot" took the title of Asimov's brilliant anthology and slapped it over the plot of Karn Evil 9? Yeah. Apply to Richard Mastheson.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Musical horror from Tim Burton based on Sweeney fucking Todd. Self promoting. 80% chance of awesome, 20% chance of flaming wads of shit.
Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem
Already discussed elsewhere. Supposedly less gay this time.
Daybreakers
Involves Ethan Hawke. 90% chance of having more in common with I AM LEGEND than the I AM LEGEND movie.
One Missed Call
100% chance of dull crapfest.
Rogue
Water Monster Movie, 100% chance of me seeing it.
The Eye
If you are a horror fan, you should be interested in how this turns out. If you don't know what I'm talking about, look it up.
Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo
87% chance of inducing similar audience reactions to the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Sex and the City: The Movie
50% chance of definitively proving the nonexistance of God. 50% chance of massive incidences of lightning killing individuals involved with making it.
Groundhog Day meets Satan. Taking all bets regarding quality.
Lake Dead
Rental at best.
The Mist
Stephen King, Frank Darabont, Misty Gooey Monsters.
Enjoyable way to pass an evening, guaranteed.
The Torturer
You can tell if you're going to watch this one from the title alone.
I Am Legend
You know how "I, Robot" took the title of Asimov's brilliant anthology and slapped it over the plot of Karn Evil 9? Yeah. Apply to Richard Mastheson.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Musical horror from Tim Burton based on Sweeney fucking Todd. Self promoting. 80% chance of awesome, 20% chance of flaming wads of shit.
Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem
Already discussed elsewhere. Supposedly less gay this time.
Daybreakers
Involves Ethan Hawke. 90% chance of having more in common with I AM LEGEND than the I AM LEGEND movie.
One Missed Call
100% chance of dull crapfest.
Rogue
Water Monster Movie, 100% chance of me seeing it.
The Eye
If you are a horror fan, you should be interested in how this turns out. If you don't know what I'm talking about, look it up.
Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo
87% chance of inducing similar audience reactions to the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Sex and the City: The Movie
50% chance of definitively proving the nonexistance of God. 50% chance of massive incidences of lightning killing individuals involved with making it.