View Full Version : Why is Naruto so popular?
Emu
Nov 10th, 2007, 10:54 AM
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Can someone explain to me why this horseshit is rapidly approaching DBZ territory and why I find that its biggest fans are well into their twenties?
Uncle_Sham
Nov 10th, 2007, 02:16 PM
because its anime, anime is for fags, and the earth is 70% fags.
Guitar Woman
Nov 10th, 2007, 09:01 PM
I have no idea.
I admit that I once read a pair of Naruto comic books to get out of watching Eragon, and they were way more interesting than I expected them to be.
And extremely violent, wheras the Cartoon Network version is ridiculously censored and stuffed with filler episodes that make the series go on forever.
Angryhydralisk
Nov 11th, 2007, 02:34 AM
I have no idea.
the Cartoon Network version is ridiculously censored and stuffed with filler episodes that make the series go on forever.
You sound like one of those otakus, except less uptight about it.
I just figured it's the trendy, lengthy anime of the times, like Inuyasha and DBZ. Except with faux-ninja tactics and goofdy headbands you an buy at Hot Topic.
noob3
Nov 11th, 2007, 02:28 PM
i think it has really cool style :] but i don't watch it!
Ninjavenom
Nov 11th, 2007, 03:25 PM
The fact that the protagonist wears an orange jumpsuit despite training to be a ninja was enough for me to want nothing to do with it. The show is loaded to the brim with poorly designed characters and ugly art.
darkvare
Nov 12th, 2007, 10:08 AM
The fact that the protagonist wears an orange jumpsuit despite training to be a ninja was enough for me to want nothing to do with it. The show is loaded to the brim with poorly designed characters and ugly art.
i agree with that a 100% even ryu changed from purple to balck in ninja gaiden for xbox and he is like 400 times more ninja than naruto. also dbz was awesome
Dr. Boogie
Nov 12th, 2007, 01:28 PM
I figured nerds like it because they always go into technical outlines of every character's ninja powers.
Jomb
Nov 12th, 2007, 01:43 PM
I've never seen Naruto, but holy shit DBZ sucks. And I say that as someone who actually likes some anime. But what the fuck. There is no story. Its just a bunch of lame characters endlessly fighting each other. I've literally seen a simple fight between 2 wierdos go on for over a weeks worth of episodes. And why on earth does everyone float through the air at all times? It reminds of the anime version of when a bunch of dorks play D&D and the dungeon master has no self-control and makes everyone demi-gods within a week.
zeldasbiggestfan
Nov 12th, 2007, 11:26 PM
Naruto sounds like a lesbian and most of the fans are in fact lesbians. And if the fan is male they're turned on by the scruffly lesbian voice and is waiting for some fucked up, shuriken throwin', drop kickin' hentai.
JediScum
Nov 13th, 2007, 06:55 PM
I don't really know much about anime so I looked up "Naruto" on Wikipedia and found this
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/naruto.jpg
Dr. Boogie
Nov 13th, 2007, 08:28 PM
Wouldn't it have been easier to just claim that you put "faggot" in the Naruto wiki rather than to actually change it and then take a picture?
Emu
Nov 14th, 2007, 12:00 AM
Defacing Wikipedia is so last year.
Seven Force
Nov 18th, 2007, 10:20 PM
Naruto is popular because kids are fucking stupid. See also: DBZ
ZAKO the GREAT
Nov 23rd, 2007, 06:42 AM
i wonder how much money the manga artist can earn every year with Naruto...
ZAKO the GREAT
Nov 23rd, 2007, 06:48 AM
but if you guys think the anime is bad, wait until you see the cosplayers, lol
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/7e_4f966_826aa1e_oJ.jpg.thumb
Supafly345
Nov 23rd, 2007, 08:28 AM
You are suggesting that they are different from any other cosplayer?
Emu
Nov 23rd, 2007, 10:10 AM
Why'd they pick the huge, fat one to play the short, skinny kid?
Guitar Woman
Nov 24th, 2007, 07:05 PM
DBZ is awesome mabye you faggots are too stupid to appreciate it
Jomb
Nov 25th, 2007, 08:29 PM
I was mildly amused by regular old Dragonball.
Dragonball Z is so lame that all things lame are judged on a scale based off of Dragonball Z.
darkvare
Nov 25th, 2007, 09:23 PM
to quote stan "you just don't get it dude you just don't get it"
Angryhydralisk
Dec 1st, 2007, 01:45 AM
I can use the narrator to sum up each DBZ series...
Dragon Ball: Laid-back cheery announcer who seems very informative about each episode. Fun to listen to, fun to watch.
Dragon Ball Z: Borderline-nutzo MONSTER TRUCK ANNOUNCER who speaks loud, proud, and chock full of repetition and shitty puns.
Dragon Ball GT: Don't even get me started on that. He's still monster truck, but he's gay now. And even the japanese hate him.
Seven Force
Dec 1st, 2007, 03:41 AM
DBZ is awesome mabye you faggots are too stupid to appreciate it
spoken like a true 14 year old
Guitar Woman
Dec 1st, 2007, 04:48 AM
Dragon Ball Z: Borderline-nutzo MONSTER TRUCK ANNOUNCER who speaks loud, proud, and chock full of repetition and shitty puns.
That's what made it awesome :<
maggiekarp
Dec 1st, 2007, 02:27 PM
Every "DBZ with Modifier" cartoon is instantly popular. Naruto, DBZ with underage Ninjas. One Piece, DBZ with pirates. Inu Yasha, DBZ for girls. Bleach, DBZ for faggots.
That said Naruto isn't THAT bad. It's retarded, but it's that fun sort of retarded. I've only seen the dub, though.
Seven Force
Dec 1st, 2007, 03:31 PM
every anime except megaman sucks (except that faggot nt warrior shit, that is gay)
Girl Drink Drunk
Dec 1st, 2007, 04:47 PM
I like Street Fighter II: the Animated Movie>:
Seven Force
Dec 1st, 2007, 06:22 PM
i've never seen that so i'll take back my previous statement
Qwarx
Dec 1st, 2007, 07:40 PM
Why'd they pick the huge, fat one to play the short, skinny kid?
idk they all seemed fat to me.
the cosplayers, not the actual characters.
Guitar Woman
Dec 2nd, 2007, 03:33 PM
every anime except megaman sucks (except that faggot nt warrior shit, that is gay)
http://image.hotdog.hu/_data/members0/160/195160/images/vampire_hunter_d.jpg
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Seven Force
Dec 2nd, 2007, 05:46 PM
I took it back just above you but since you're going to be a fag about it I stand by my earlier statement
Girl Drink Drunk
Dec 3rd, 2007, 12:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ae3bNfTGc
Guitar Woman
Dec 3rd, 2007, 12:48 AM
Well, I've got nothing else to do.
Guitar Woman
Dec 3rd, 2007, 01:17 AM
Ok, so the 20 something minutes I watched of that movie acomplished 3 things:
1. Bored me to tears
2. Made me hate Street Fighter more than I already do
3. Made me wish I still had a copy of Ninja Scroll lying around
I wasn't really expecting anything good but fuck you and your horrible taste
DuFresne
Dec 3rd, 2007, 09:11 AM
ZOMG GUSY SKIP 2 PART 7 4 SUM JIANT BOOBAGE!!!!!!!111!!!
Dr. Boogie
Dec 3rd, 2007, 12:28 PM
Go look for some episodes of Berserk on Youtube.
Girl Drink Drunk
Dec 3rd, 2007, 01:14 PM
Ok, so the 20 something minutes I watched of that movie acomplished 3 things:
1. Bored me to tears
2. Made me hate Street Fighter more than I already do
3. Made me wish I still had a copy of Ninja Scroll lying around
I wasn't really expecting anything good but fuck you and your horrible taste
Your boredom and wasted time made it all worth it.
MEDOSOU
Jun 13th, 2008, 03:39 PM
SPAM
Wild Wallace
Jun 13th, 2008, 03:49 PM
Great, spam. Just how NARUTO IS SPAMMING UP THE CARTOON NETWORK along with shit like Squirrel Boy.>:
Fathom Zero
Jun 13th, 2008, 04:09 PM
holy fuck
Esuohlim
Jun 13th, 2008, 04:55 PM
I missed this thread the first time around so the post with all the porn in it all of a sudden made me seriously lol
Kitsa
Jun 13th, 2008, 05:33 PM
I just resent that when I say Uzumaki the first thing people think of is friggin' Naruto.
Guitar Woman
Jun 15th, 2008, 10:00 AM
Dr. Boogie, does Berserk get suddenly and monumentally better after the first few episodes like Gurren Lagann did
this show is awful
Dr. Boogie
Jun 16th, 2008, 06:22 PM
I don't know because I haven't seen any of Gurren Lagann.
Though at the same time, I'm not sure I trust your taste in anime after hearing that you don't care for Berserk.
LordSappington
Jun 16th, 2008, 07:38 PM
I liked the anime for a while, as long as it was in Japanese with subtitles. The manga are pretty good for a while too. But after so long it just gets a little worn out and I'm sick of remembering all those characters.
Blasted Child
Jun 17th, 2008, 08:21 AM
For anyone who hasn't seen Naruto, here's a break down of an ordinary episode:
1. A good and a bad character stand before eachother in an arena, ready to engage in a fight. Fifteen minutes pass while people in the audience talk about why the two fighters hate eachother, and what their special abilities are, just to remind the viewers.
2. Here follows a scene for the girls: A young female friend of the good fighter remembers their childhood together, preferably on a flowery meadow. Overly nostalgic emotions are slapped in the face of the viewers. There will be plenty of circular, plate-sized mouths, representing laughter and/or crying.
3. The two fighters remind eachother and the audience why they hate eachother, and what their special abilities are.
4. Flashback to an episode where the bad guy killed the good guy's friend. Insert sad emoticon. Even though characters die all the time, every death will be followed by endless scenes of girls crying, tears mixed with stars and more flashbacks to flowery meadows.
5. Fighter one uses his special ability. It can be something along the lines of "The ten tentacles of moon-shadow" or "The secret dragon's sand-castle-whirlwind-flute". Whatever the writers fancied in their state of puerile, stoned mindlessness.
6. The next episode is plugged, with the promise of revealing the outcome of the battle.
7. The episode ends. Listen to a japanese song full of shallow clichées like "Trust in the love of a loving bird of freedom, etc"
8. Next episode; start from 1 again.
Dr. Boogie
Jun 17th, 2008, 12:01 PM
I liked the anime for a while, as long as it was in Japanese with subtitles. The manga are pretty good for a while too. But after so long it just gets a little worn out and I'm sick of remembering all those characters.
There aren't that many characters to remember. And even a monkey can remember 7 things.
LordSappington
Jun 17th, 2008, 07:12 PM
"The ten tentacles of moon-shadow"
Kinky.
Phoenix Gamma
Jun 18th, 2008, 02:17 AM
Tower of Druaga's a pleasant surprise. It's based on an old arcade game by Namco, and tucks in gamer humor here and there without being all retarded about it, save for the first episode, which is a straight out parody of all things Japan.
Aside from that, I'm not too into anime. Haruhi Suzumiya (awesome), Gurren Lagann (yay testosterone), and a movie or two. The shonens, shojos, and harems are all derivative crap recycled over and over.
ItalianStereotype
Jun 18th, 2008, 04:49 AM
I always liked Lupin the 3rd! anyone who disagrees with that is probably JediScum and possibly doesn't realize it!
Guitar Woman
Jun 18th, 2008, 10:15 AM
ok, so I skipped ahead to a random episode of Berserk ("Infiltration" I think) and apparently it does stop being terrible at some point, but I also read the manga a few days ago, and I don't see why anyone would want to watch the show when the comic exists.
Phoenix Gamma
Jun 18th, 2008, 12:15 PM
I always liked Lupin the 3rd! anyone who disagrees with that is probably JediScum and possibly doesn't realize it!
I'll drink to that. Lupin was awesome.
LordSappington
Jun 18th, 2008, 06:22 PM
My friends are always talking about it but I'm too lazy to be bothered with looking it up.
Fathom Zero
Jun 18th, 2008, 07:52 PM
This thread makes me want to nap.
^^^
Dr. Boogie
Jun 18th, 2008, 08:14 PM
ok, so I skipped ahead to a random episode of Berserk ("Infiltration" I think) and apparently it does stop being terrible at some point, but I also read the manga a few days ago, and I don't see why anyone would want to watch the show when the comic exists.
Because they're looking for anime to watch, and the anime would in turn lead them to the manga. Isn't that one of the main justifications for making an anime out of a manga?
Guitar Woman
Jun 19th, 2008, 06:47 PM
Yes.
liquidstatik
Jun 21st, 2008, 01:56 AM
:lol
liquidstatik
Jun 21st, 2008, 01:56 AM
EDITS :eek
Lobo Tommy
Jun 21st, 2008, 05:01 PM
Greatest anime ever is Samurai Champloo and Shin Chan.
Fathom Zero
Jun 21st, 2008, 05:17 PM
No. No. No. No. NO.
eliz.lanier
Jun 22nd, 2008, 10:53 AM
I've been wondering this same thing myself. Saw it on TV not long ago and all I could think was,"What? This is what so many people are going apeshit for?"
It seems like something I would've liked when I was younger, but a good amount of the people that love it so much are in their late teens, twenties, it's sort of sad.
Same thing with Inuyasha. I watched the first few episodes and I just couldn't get into it. I liked that dude Miroku because the idea of a perverted monk amuses me. But all the other characters, especially the main chick, have absolutely no personality. It's just a bunch of overused cliches thrown together.
Probably the simplest thing is just to say,"People like different things." because really I can't think of any valid reasons why people are so obsessed with some of these shows.
Kamikaze81
Jun 22nd, 2008, 11:37 AM
Fuck Naruto!
Fist of the Northstar is where its at!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Hokuto_no_Ken_tankobon.jpg
Guitar Woman
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:59 PM
THIS IS NOT A POST WHAT ANIME YOU THINK IS BETTER THAN NARUTO THREAD
WE ALL KNOW IT COULDN'T BE AS GOOD AS DEATH NOTE ANYWAY
LordSappington
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:01 PM
Strider was better
Wild Wallace
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:59 PM
Greatest anime ever is Samurai Champloo and Shin Chan.
Agreed, also throw in Golden Boy and Samurai Champloo.
MetalMilitia
Jun 22nd, 2008, 10:30 PM
Can't believe this has made it to three pages. Naruto is popular for one reason; because a lot of people are stupid.
Fathom Zero
Jun 22nd, 2008, 11:20 PM
I think everyone in this thread should be nuked, except for Metal Militia.
I'm willing to die for a good cause.
BurntToShreds
Jun 24th, 2008, 12:10 PM
Yu Yu Hakusho was good in that there was actual progress from episode to episode. A decent amount of fights actually finished in the episode that they were started in.
Cedar
Jun 24th, 2008, 01:55 PM
naruto is gayer than john waters
badboy7
Jun 27th, 2008, 01:26 PM
Well i think because of all hard work , what else lol??
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