I AM EATING A TURDUCKEN TODAY :O

[Mockery]

Today will be the first time I get to try a Turducken for Thanksgiving. This should be interesting, especially because, one of the general rules in my life has always been to not eat anything that has "turd" in the name. Still, at least it's not a bustergophechiduckneaealcockidgeoverwingailusharko lanbler.

The largest recorded nested bird roast is 17 birds, attributed to a royal feast in France in the 19th century: a bustergophechiduckneaealcockidgeoverwingailusharko lanbler (originally called a Rôti Sans Pareil, or "Roast without equal") - a bustard stuffed with a turkey, a goose, a pheasant, a chicken, a duck, a guinea fowl, a teal, a woodcock, a partridge, a plover, a lapwing, a quail, a thrush, a lark, an Ortolan Bunting and a Garden Warbler. The final bird is small enough that it can be stuffed with a single olive; it also suggests that, unlike modern multi-bird roasts, there was no stuffing or other packing placed in between the birds. This dish probably could not be recreated in the modern era as many of the listed birds are now protected species:themoreyouknow

[JediScum]

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[Dr. V]

That actually sounds really, really gross.

[AChimp]

I minimized the browser window with this thread open, and the task bar had a window that said "I AM EATING A TURD..."

[george]

i wonder if cranberry would remain solid in a turd like corn and peanuts do?

prolly just the seeds.

a girl that works with me told me how she was in charge of making the turducken for her family and went on to explain how to do it, and i thought it sounded pretty gross. all those meats sliding around on each other brings out the food homophob in me.

[Dr. V]

Ok, from now on we say Rog ate a Turd.

[JediScum]

So... he... went to a French restaurant?!?!

[doopa]

I ate a piece of the turducken it wasn't so bad. But I don't think I have any of the duck or chicken. I think I may have just scrached the surface turkey. Which is really like cheating now isn't it?
It looked really weird. Like........giant salami. But not pink.

[MattJack]

Bitches, I've ate tons of Turduckai, and they is the shit.

I've ate chickens stuffed with crawfish and rice. Chicken or turkey stuffed with duck.

Hell I'll eat squirrels, birds, a hot tuna sammich, i'm nasty like that.

Did you like it Rog? Damn straight you did. You don't have to even reply.

[Dr. V]

Chicken tastes like dirt.

[Mockery]

Pics of said Turducken are forthcoming. And yes, it was better than regular turkey (which I've never been a fan of to begin with) so the cajun spices definitely helped. :o

[Obscurus Lupa]

YES I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS TURKEY IS NOT A REAL FOOD.

[MarioRPG]

Does it have gravy with it?

[Dr. V]

I bet it was dry and greasy at the same time.

[darkvare]

i once ate one of thosse it was tasty in awesome ways

[bigtimecow]

turducken's aren't all they're cracked up to be

:(

[Girl Drink Drunk]

YES I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS TURKEY IS NOT A REAL FOOD.
I concur, unless dipped in some ketchup (then it's tolerable).

[Dr. V]

You two aren't human.

[Obscurus Lupa]

It's like tomatos or onions. Only built to be mixed with other foods and not a legitimate food by itself.

Except onion rings. Those are delicious.

[Dr. V]

You've never had it made right then.